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blakjeezis
10-08-2003, 04:32 AM
Is there anything better than new socks? I submit that there is not!! They way they feel all tight on your tootsies. I love it.

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Lisa Croft
10-08-2003, 05:23 AM
They way they feel all tight on your tootsies.
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FUNKMAN
10-08-2003, 05:36 AM
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Reephdweller
10-08-2003, 05:46 AM
Sure I like new comfortable socks. Though I know of several things that are still far better than new socks though.

Also, I've never referred to my feet as tootsies.
I also have never used the phrase "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Like I see some guys use. What's that all about? ;)

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JustJon
10-08-2003, 05:48 AM
Funny, I was thinking of stopping off to buy socks on my way home today.

I'll bet jeebus is wearing rainbow socks with the individual toes.

And reefy, they have issues with their gonads and strife.

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Jennitalia
10-08-2003, 05:52 AM
Fluffy, white socks make my feet so happy! I also have a pair with the individual toes; they're almost just as good. I can't wear them around Jon, though, because he has to pull them by the toe and fuck my feet up. Bastard.

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Tall_James
10-08-2003, 05:55 AM
Fluffy, white socks make my feet so happy!

Especially on a cold night. Nothing better.

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Lisa Croft
10-08-2003, 07:14 AM
Also, I've never referred to my feet as tootsies. I also have never used the phrase "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Like I see some guys use. What's that all about?These are probably the same men who say "tee hee" and "yummy". Kill yourselves.

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DreamWeaver
10-08-2003, 07:15 AM
Is there anything better than new socks?

I kind of like sex more than new socks.


Call me crazy.

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East Side Dave
10-08-2003, 07:24 AM
I like sex with new socks. In Macy's.


Call me an ex-convict.






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FUNKMAN
10-08-2003, 08:15 AM
used socks

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Zipgun
10-08-2003, 09:27 AM
Rainbow socks rule.

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A.J.
10-08-2003, 09:31 AM
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JustJon
10-08-2003, 10:01 AM
At least skid isn't torturing us with the rest of that picture.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-08-2003, 10:15 AM
Rainbow socks rule.


Only if you're a poof.

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JustJon
10-08-2003, 11:58 AM
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IrishAlkey
10-08-2003, 12:14 PM
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Aggie
10-08-2003, 12:26 PM
Sock monkeys need love too!
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IrishAlkey
10-08-2003, 12:37 PM
Sock monkeys live in Timberland boots.

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stickyfingers
10-08-2003, 12:57 PM
One socks, Two Socks
Red socks, New Socks

yyyyyeaaahhh

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bunnyluvsthem
10-08-2003, 03:02 PM
One really needs to launder new socks prior to the first usage. Preferably, the socks need to be turned inside out, so that the loose fibers can be removed and deposited magically onto the lint collector. Only after washing should new socks be worn. Same goes for underwear.

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10-08-2003, 04:55 PM
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Reephdweller
10-08-2003, 04:58 PM
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-08-2003, 05:20 PM
At least skid isn't torturing us with the rest of that picture.


You mean this one? (http://atamichimpo.50megs.com/cgi-bin/i/images/halloweenyqueeny.jpg)

The horror. The horror.

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JustJon
10-08-2003, 05:24 PM
So I stopped off at Macy's on the way home and picked up 2 3 packs of black Gold Toe "fluffies"

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A.J.
10-09-2003, 04:54 AM
Two Socks (from Dances With Wolves)

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JustJon
10-09-2003, 05:39 AM
I'm wearing a pair of new socks and I must say I don't beleive they are as fluffy as advertised.

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grlNIN
10-09-2003, 06:54 AM
I'm a white sock supremacist.

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JustJon
10-09-2003, 08:16 AM
You can't wear black shoes and black pants with white socks.

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FUNKMAN
10-09-2003, 08:23 AM
You can't wear black shoes and black pants with white socks.


hmmmm???? maybe....

at my wedding I had the white tux, white shoes, and black socks. actually, it's been almost 18 years and i still haven't lived it down...

how longs it gonna take!

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grlNIN
10-09-2003, 08:29 AM
You can't wear black shoes and black pants with white socks.




No you can't.


Those special occassions are reserved for Argyle.

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