I never yanked with lotion

[sr71blackbird]

Ive seen several references (Jim Carrey movies, here, etc.) when a guy will use lotion while self pleasuring. I never thought about doing that, whats the deal?

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[Tall_James]

It keeps your junk silky soft and prevents premature aging.

Use something with a lot of camphor in it. May I suggest Ben-Gay or Vicks Vapo-Rub?

(WARNING - THIS POST IS MADE IN JEST. DO NOT RUB BEN-GAY OR VICKS VAPO-RUB ON YOUR DINK!!! THANK YOU.)

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[StupidGirlllll]

Use something with a lot of camphor in it. May I suggest Ben-Gay or Vicks Vapo-Rub?



Ha Ha Ha-----My friends a medic & had a call 2 go to some1's house who used Icy Hot as a lub & he swelled in his chick & got stuck...Now please picture it....

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[Doctor Manhattan]

He got stuck? must have been a tiny girl. I've seen movies where women handle HUGE objects

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[TheMojoPin]

Hand lotion is only for those desperate enough to not want to admit they're alone....again...forever.

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[East Side Dave]

No, no, no, lotion is good. I've used it when "strangling the gerbil" and while being a little messy, it is very effective... the gerbil should have run on the wheel, when I told him to.. we were supposed to be training for Athens; he was watching Monster House.. so he was strangled.... oh, and I use lotion to masterbate with, too.

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[A.J.]

I've used it when strangling my gerbil


Is this like "choking the chicken" and "spanking the monkey"?

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[hyperspace]

i did a few times but it takes away the feeling in my case.

[carcass]

ben gay icy hot.....try crest....that'll open up the one eyes sinus....

lotion.....no!

as chris rock once said...that alone jerk
where ya grab the vasiline and look at your dick and say...scream if ya want to aint no one gonna hear

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thou his clothes are soiled and black
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[ChickenHawk]

I'll keep this simple:

When jacking it-
The hand = Simulation of vag

When having sex-
Vag = Hopefully self-lubricated

When simulating vag-
Lotion = Lubricated vag

Lubricated vag = Better than dry vag

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[TheMojoPin]

*Ahem*

When simulating vag-
Lotion = Lubricated vag

Hand lotion is only for those desperate enough to not want to admit they're alone....again...forever.

If I ever get to the point where it's been so long since I've felt a vagina that I'm actually attempting to make my HAND feel like one, well, just be sure to step on the gas REAL hard when aiming that car at me.

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[Bill From Yorktown]

If I ever get to the point where it's been so long since I've felt a vagina that I'm actually attempting to make my HAND feel like one, well, just be sure to step on the gas REAL hard when aiming that car at me.

Obviously not the post of a married man, or at least not one with any kids, who's wife started bleeding during the 7th month of pregnancy, and left me on the bench for 3 months - fun fun fun - I love it when the young'uns at work bitch that they havent gotten any in 2 weeks (if they are trying to have a baby).

ok, enough with my rant...

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[Bill From Yorktown]

oh did I mention that my son is now 2 and 1/2 and completely worth the difficulties?

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[Bill From Yorktown]

last thing - anyone who hasnt used lube to whack hasnt done it more than once in a given day either....... impossible

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[sr71blackbird]

see, I grip the skin and it slides by itself over the hard shaft within. Are you suggesting that your not gripping the skin, and that your lubing your hand and just....essentially...fucking your hand??

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[Gaia]

see, I grip the skin and it slides by itself over the hard shaft within. Are you suggesting that your not gripping the skin, and that your lubing your hand and just....essentially...fucking your hand??

WWWWAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY too much detail went into that post.......by the way...I guess we know what YOUR doing tonight... haha!!!

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[Melrapuo]

I never yanked with lotion


Then you haven't TRULY lived.

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[Bill From Yorktown]

I grip the skin and it slides by itself over the hard shaft within


doesnt work on the tip, unless you have a peeler that is

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[Doctor Manhattan]

see, I grip the skin and it slides by itself over the hard shaft within. Are you suggesting that your not gripping the skin, and that your lubing your hand and just....essentially...fucking your hand??

Like now it's embarassing, It's okay to rub your cock with your hand when there isn't a girl to have sex with. But if you Lube your dick it's because you're desperate?

Masturbation is supposed to feel good. Lubing feels great, I'm not ashamed to admit I lube it.

I remember an O&A bit where they talked about the time Dice gave one of the boys some "Wack off Lube" I almost crashed my car from laughing so hard at "Dice's" description of the lube.

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[TheCosmicCircus]

He got stuck? must have been a tiny girl. I've seen movies where women handle HUGE objects

I guess the Cherry & Perrynoid movies are back in rotation.


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[Gaia]

So did you purchase lotion on the night in question, or did you use a nice lotion from your wife's collection!???????

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you could push a freight train uphill on a drop of this stuff.

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[FUNKMAN]

i yank with lotion and after i shave down there i use after-shave colotion...



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[high fly]

Lotion?
hell, I've been doing it so long that because of the calouses, I need 60-grit sandpaper.

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[Bill From Yorktown]

what next, a tomato fresh from the microwave?

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