Playing With 1's Self at Work?

[StupidGirlllll]

If caught would this be considered grounds for dismissel?

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[Spoil-Sport]

I worked with someone who got fired for it.

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[guttersnipe]

Probably. That's why I only did it on Sundays when I was working on a Monday deadline and no one else was around. Usually. What a wonderful way to procrastinate!



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[Tazz]

I see no reason that it would be.

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This message was edited by Tazz on 10-6-03 @ 4:10 PM

[StupidGirlllll]

I worked with someone who got fired for it.



Really, male or female? cause catching a guy doing it is creepy

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[Aggie]

Just do it in the bathroom, it's the best bet or only when you know it's clear. I don't see how people get caught doing this if you keep the body under the desk with the door shut. You should hear someone coming or at least knock on the door. And for girls, do it when you wear skirts, much easier.

But to answer your question, I would probably say you could be fired for it, just depends on the boss and company. I would probably WANT to be fired if one of the middle aged men who work above me walked in on me.....that would just be too weird and creepy to see them everyday.

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[walking joint]

I agree with Aggie. where are these people doing it that they would get caught. either you have a private office and do it there or go to the bathroom. never do it where you may get caught. but i think if you do get caught you probably would get fired.

[UnknownPD]

If caught would this be considered grounds for dismissel?

Not if you're hot

[ChickenHawk]

I think I remember a topic just like this a WHILE back.

But as far as getting caught is concerned: If I were a boss and I caught a female employee in the act, screw firing her. I'd give her a fuckin' PROMOTION. Let's just say, your salary wouldn't be the only thing being RAISED.

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[StupidGirlllll]

U can be the judge of that... I am in the middle....http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid81/p9ea209ca708b7f70a04ef626c355133e/faf1fe0e.jpg

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[FUNKMAN]

seems to be a double standard here... if a girl does it "she's hot", but if a guy does it he's "a perv"...

let's just say "i work nights"...

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[JustJon]

I say just do it

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[UnknownPD]

seems to be a double standard here... if a girl does it "she's hot", but if a guy does it he's "a perv"...

Thank God for double standards

[Reephdweller]

The manager where I work j/o's every single day and has phone sex several times a day. I know this because my phone has a silent monitor option and he's unaware that a bunch of people know what he does when he closes the door.

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[Johnny Fontane]

StupidGirlllll, I get the feeling you want to be fired. You posted something awhile back that said "check this out, I think I'm going to get fired" because people were applying for your job. Whatever happened with that? I get the feeling you're so deperate to get fired you're planning on playing with yourself on the copy machine.

I can't imagine playing with myself at work. In fact, I don't even think about the girls at work when I pleasure myself, despite the fact that there are a number of hot ones to contemplate.

One exception (and this is kind of funny) - there was this one married girl at work that I was hot for, so one weekend I ran a batch to her...several batches as I recall. Monday morning she sends an e-mail notifying us that she's pregnant. How weird is that?

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[Mike Teacher]

My problem was that sometimes I would lose control and piss on the chair in my cubicle.

It wasn't really a problem until they started catching me doing it from the next cubicle over.

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[Spoil-Sport]

Really, male or female? cause catching a guy doing it is creepy


It was a guy. Someone caught him spanking it in the bathroom. His brother was a big shot in the company too but they let him go anyway.

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[Jennitalia]

I say just do it


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[StupidGirlllll]

StupidGirlllll, I get the feeling you want to be fired. You posted something awhile back that said "check this out, I think I'm going to get fired" because people were applying for your job. Whatever happened with that? I get the feeling you're so deperate to get fired you're planning on playing with yourself on the copy machine.



I wish I could get fired...I do not play with myself at work or at home...I was taught at a young age that it was wrong...I was just curious about every1 else...

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[hyperspace]

as horney as i get sometimes i only did it once in a hospital bathroom after i did a session with this really hot prodom earlier in the day and she got me really worked up. i was driving for a medical lab at the time.

[Doctor Manhattan]

Probably. That's why I only did it on Sundays when I was working on a Monday deadline and no one else was around.

Did you make the deadline? was the spunk hard to get off the work you submitted?

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[UnknownPD]

The manager where I work j/o's every single day and has phone sex several times a day. I know this because my phone has a silent monitor option and he's unaware that a bunch of people know what he does when he closes the door.


Please don't tell me you work in an Office in Queens :blush:

[FUNKMAN]

His brother was a big shot in the company too


no pun intended

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[Spoil-Sport]

His brother was a big shot in the company too


no pun intended


LOL!!!! I didn't even realize what I typed!! :)

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[kc7586]

ive done it, i did it in the bathroom, no one was any the wiser as to what i had done

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[StupidGirlllll]

I think I am going to try it in the bathroom now...I am sooo bored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[JustJon]

Let us know how it goes

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[Heavy]

I dont think I could live with myself if I did it. I would feel like a disgusting human being. I do construction work, and the thought that someone would have my spunk under their house forever is just too nasty to consider. I used to do it all the time when I worked at the local pizzaria when I was in high school though.

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[DJEvelEd]

I have no reason to masturbate in the work bathrooms. While we're shitting, the toothless cleaning ladies give blowjobs for $10.

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[Hottub]

I think I am going to try it in the bathroom now...I am sooo bored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hey, stupidgirllll, how did it go?

Inquiring minds want to know.



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[Johnny Fontane]

I wish I could get fired


OK, so what if you did get fired tomorrow? I guess it would be a relief if the job is making you so unhappy.

But then what? I'm going to assume that you have no real financial issues, so I won't even address the obvious. So what are you going to do? Travel? With who? A boyfriend or girlfriend that's off fom work? Then what...look for a job? Suffer the indignity of going through interviews, putting on a show for some random assholes?

Let's say you're lucky enough to find a decent job in this shit economy. You're going to have a whole new set of problems to replace the ones you left at your old job. You might even become nostalgic for the problems you had.

I'm going to assume your current employer doesn't monitor or concern itself much with internet usage ; otherwise you would be long gone.

Now, with all that said, I don't know you and I don't know your situation. I'm sorry if I sound like I'm preaching, but it's only because I don't want you to find yourself unhappy down the road.

In any event, if you hate your job, try to find a new one while you're still employed.

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming, "Playing With 1's Self at Work?", already in progress.



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[ChickenHawk]

This threads just reaches out and GRABS my attention.

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[TastelessGinny]

If caught would this be considered grounds for dismissel?


I guess it would depend on if you did it in front of people, or left byproducts in food...

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[monsterone]

I used to do it all the time when I worked at the local pizzaria when I was in high school though.


can we ammend the bible to include batching in an area where food is served to consumers is an automatic trip to hell? how could they miss that one?

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[StupidGirlllll]

[/quote]

Hey, stupidgirllll, how did it go?

Inquiring minds want to know.



[/quote]

Never Happened Hot-Tub could not go thru with it...I may give it a try later on....Since I was told that I was not allowed to play solitaire any longer, maybe that can make me pass some of the time.

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[JustJon]

Have you tried mine sweeper?

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[StupidGirlllll]

[/quote]

OK, so what if you did get fired tomorrow? I guess it would be a relief if the job is making you so unhappy.

But then what? I'm going to assume that you have no real financial issues, so I won't even address the obvious. So what are you going to do? Travel? With who? A boyfriend or girlfriend that's off fom work? Then what...look for a job? Suffer the indignity of going through interviews, putting on a show for some random assholes?

Let's say you're lucky enough to find a decent job in this shit economy. You're going to have a whole new set of problems to replace the ones you left at your old job. You might even become nostalgic for the problems you had.

I'm going to assume your current employer doesn't monitor or concern itself much with internet usage ; otherwise you would be long gone.

Now, with all that said, I don't know you and I don't know your situation. I'm sorry if I sound like I'm preaching, but it's only because I don't want you to find yourself unhappy down the road.

In any event, if you hate your job, try to find a new one while you're still employed.

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming, "Playing With 1's Self at Work?", already in progress.



[/quote]

Johnny, I would be fine once the unemployment started to roll in.. Then I could go to school & figure out something...Right now this is the worst job I ever had, but I just do not understand why they will not fire me..I think it is Chinese Torture

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YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[StupidGirlllll]

I wish

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[Bama]

So, are you still working there?

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[StupidGirlllll]

Yep, why do you think I am still posting here!!http://nice.find.shock.poster.

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...solitaire



Have you tried Minesweeper?



How about Go Fish?


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...solitaire



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How about Go Fish?


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[JohnnyCash]

I just started working from home so I dont think I would have a problem with it.

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Thanks a lot, I got coffee coming out of my nose now. :mad:

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spider solitaire rocks the house, yo.
I'm so down with that right now!

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[Death Metal Moe]

If somebody said this already I apologize cause I barely skimmed the posts in this thread.

But I HAVE NEVER felt horny enough at work to play with myself. Seriously. Even at jobs with attractive women around, it's work and the environment wasn't there.

I mean to be honest, I worked most of my jobs on union sites, but I'm just talking about other jobs where I wasn't surrounded by crude, drunken middle aged guys.

And I think that if you're an attractive girl getting caught at work doind that, you might not get fired. But it MY start a little problem with you and any man who finds you in the act. He may get the wrong idea or something perverted. I'd say that any guy with his rod out, jacking like there's no tomorrow would be expected to clean their deck out and leave that day.

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[Bama]

A guy who does this is a freak who needs to be eliminated from the gene pool.

Also, I could never respect a girl I caught doing that either. I would most definately ask her out. Just wouldn't respect her.

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[Death Metal Moe]

I would most definately ask her out. Just wouldn't respect her.


Who ever heard of relationships based on respect? Fuck that shit! Bang away bama!

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[StupidGirlllll]

OK terrifuc

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[Bama]

I mean I wouldn't have to pretend like I respect her like all the other times.

Don't you hate that guys?

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[Death Metal Moe]

I mean I wouldn't have to pretend like I respect her like all the other times.

Don't you hate that guys?

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I don't give my respect to people who don't deserve it. My respect is precious.

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[Bama]

How about fiddy dollars. Is that enough?

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[StupidGirlllll]

http://do.u.ever.read.my.pms.?

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[Bama]

http://not.now.honey/guy.talk

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[Death Metal Moe]

OK, no more of that shit.

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[StupidGirlllll]

http://i'll.answer.to.u.but.u.must.ask.the.question.first .

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[Bama]

http://HA.fight.the.power.I.respect.you.stupidgirlll.

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[Death Metal Moe]

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[Bama]

GODDAMN IT!!! Why aren't these pictures showing up!!!!!

Is a woman in charge here?

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I do it at work sometimes, and sometimes I get help from the students. 1st graders have the tiniest little hands...

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[Hottub]

http://Bring it on, Moe

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[StupidGirlllll]

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[Death Metal Moe]

Your prize:

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[StupidGirlllll]

I can't trust your pics is that really u or your head pasted on another body?

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[Death Metal Moe]

That's ALL MOE baby! Everything above AND BELOW the neck! If you know what I mean.

And I mean my penis.

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[StupidGirlllll]

O I didn't notice that Leroy bulge in your pants.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Yes, but Moe don't have the Ninja.

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[Hottub]

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I'd hit it!

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[StupidGirlllll]

But first you should take him out to that pizza place for something to eat..Do not settle DMM at least get something to eat out of the deal.

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[Death Metal Moe]

And Hottub needs a J O B if he wants to BE WITH ME!

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[Hottub]

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He, he, You spelled job. huh, huh.

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[Bama]

Your picture is smudged. There's some black mark under your chin.

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