Post Your Funny AIM Convos Here. [Archive]

grlNIN

10-05-2003, 07:01 PM

DCReed has a similar thread not that long ago about AIM convos but it had to do with more why you talked to that boardmember, etc. So i guess this would be the thread inwhich you post the ACTUAL conversation(anyone you pick that's the funniest in your opinion)

You can edit the SN's out if you don't think the other party would be happy with it being here but it's all in good fun.

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Death Metal Moe

10-05-2003, 07:11 PM

This one time I IMed Steels and he told me this really funny joke.

For real!

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JustJon

10-05-2003, 07:15 PM

You can edit the SN's out if you don't think the other party would be happy with it being here but it's all in good fun.
Do not post the person's SN without their permission.

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Death Metal Moe

10-05-2003, 07:19 PM

njdmmoe: Hey man! WAZZAAAAAAAAAP?!?!

JonNeedSN: Don't talk to me

njdmmoe: COME ON! BE MY FRIEND!

JonNeedSN: I wouldn't piss in your mouth if your teeth were on fire. Go away.

That was the nicest IM I've ever had.

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Mike Teacher

10-05-2003, 07:34 PM

OK, i just took the 'Do Not IM Me for Homework Help' out of my AOL profile. That means i'll get a few 'can you help me with some science Qs?' IMs; I should record these. I will now.

I give them a chance to answer themselves, and may ask a background Q, but if it's apparent they only want quick answers, I get evil. On a good night, I can lead someone into believing answers So bad and So wrong I can only imagine class the next day...

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ChickenHawk

10-05-2003, 07:36 PM

I'm never IM'ing grlNiN again.

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10-05-2003, 07:37 PM

I think there was this one quote from HSC when I mentioned this girl had big ones , he said soemthing like "Like if she had a tat of a mushroom on her ankle and a tat on her chest, would the butterfly land?"

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grlNIN

10-05-2003, 07:39 PM

I'm never IM'ing grlNiN again

You're a liar, as soon as something pisses you off you'll cave.

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ToddEVF

10-05-2003, 08:06 PM

oh god, let me unleash all the gay things moe, can of soup 15, and everyone else i chat with.

comedy gold.

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TheGameHHH

10-05-2003, 08:28 PM

i only talk to gwen and grlnin, but i'm sure they could tear me a new one if they wanted

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grlNIN

10-05-2003, 08:35 PM

I actually deleted all my AIM convo logs. I have absolutely nothing to contribute to this thread.

Not Suprising.

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This message was edited by grlNIN on 10-6-03 @ 12:35 AM

Death Metal Moe

10-05-2003, 08:57 PM

AIM logs?! OH SHIT!

you mean there are assholes out there with my conversations LOGGED?!?!?

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FUNKMAN

10-05-2003, 09:00 PM

here's some AIM...

it's all i got!

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Snoogans

10-05-2003, 09:12 PM

you nobody better be loggin my shit, thats sneaky shit

you might as well poke holes in my condoms

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

TheMojoPin

10-05-2003, 09:33 PM

OK, how the HELL can you delete these "logs"?

I feel naked and exposed.

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fluffernutter

10-05-2003, 09:41 PM

Man, I haven't cleaned up my AIM logs in months! Some of you fuckers are not only funny but DIRTY too. The horror I see. The HORROR! :)

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ChickenHawk

10-05-2003, 09:43 PM

grlNiN knows I have a vagina... I just hope to God she doesn't use this thread to reveal that.

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grlNIN

10-05-2003, 09:45 PM

OK, how the HELL can you delete these "logs"?

I feel naked and exposed.

Go into "My Documents" and there should be a folder for either your AIM itself or one that simply says "AIM Logs" you can delete that but if you talk to someone again it'll continue to log the convos. Otherwise go to your "Dead AIM preferences" and click the option to unable the logging.

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SatCam

10-06-2003, 06:56 AM

The only people from the board I talk to are Duke, Perrynoid, and DLK.

Accually, besides my sisters, that really sums up the people that I talk to online.

Accually, that really sums up the people I talk to in general.

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TooCute

10-06-2003, 08:51 AM

Me: I'm still watching hercules and xena
XXXXXX: i'm watching saved by the bell

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Hosp

10-06-2003, 01:01 PM

I've never had a funny AIM conversation.

Actually, I've never had a funny conversation.

Actually, I've never had a conversation.

Will somebody be my friend?

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Lisa Croft

10-06-2003, 06:50 PM

XXXXXX: i'm watching saved by the bell
Loser.

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JustJon

10-06-2003, 07:12 PM

Lisa, was it the one where Zack came up with a wacky scheme?

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TooCute

10-06-2003, 09:23 PM

Quote:
XXXXXX: i'm watching saved by the bell
Loser

Cunt.

Oh shit am I going to get banned now?

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Steels

10-06-2003, 11:19 PM

Oh shit am I going to get banned now?

I could see Ron being banned before you. I'm not sure why but it's safe to say you are untouchable.

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Steels

10-06-2003, 11:30 PM

The screen name of the person in the instant messages below has been altered to protect his identity.

Wooooble [12:49 AM]: what did ya think?
MSteels [12:51 AM]: of Redbank?
Wooooble [12:51 AM]: FU
Wooooble [12:52 AM]: let it go
Wooooble is away at 12:52 AM

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TooCute

10-07-2003, 05:48 AM

I could see Ron being banned before you. I'm not sure why but it's safe to say you are untouchable.

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

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JustJon

10-07-2003, 06:27 AM

It's safe to say steels is wrong. If Ron and/or Fez joined the board, they would be the only Untouchables.

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SatCam

10-07-2003, 04:44 PM

Jon touched me in the wrong place!!

RnF SateliteCam: you're gay
MStools: I know, arent I?

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Death Metal Moe

10-07-2003, 07:51 PM

Wooooble, huh Steels?

You sly fox!

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Steels

10-07-2003, 08:45 PM

Wooooble, huh Steels?

MStools [3:28 AM]: are you going to the "Third Watch" auditions this week?
Wooooble [3:29 AM]: I am at the point in my career where I am above open auditions.
MStools [3:30 AM]: stupid question, sorry. a working actor such as yourself is beyond that kinda thing.
Wooooble [3:31 AM]: I'm not an actor, I'm a movie star.

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stickyfingers

10-07-2003, 09:00 PM

rnfstickyfingers: did you see that guy that had the alligator and lion living in his apartment

RNFx: yes
RNFx: hahaha that ruled

rnfstickyfingers: wtf?
rnfstickyfingers: was he gonna make them fight...and if so who woulda won

RNFx: hmm
RNFx: tiger for sure

rnfstickyfingers: isn't the alligators skin tough to bite into

RNFx: he has a soft underbelly

rnfstickyfingers: so the tiger?

RNFx: yeah

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TastelessGinny

10-07-2003, 09:10 PM

AIM logs?! OH SHIT!

you mean there are assholes out there with my conversations LOGGED?!?!?

Don't worry. Simply admit to having a little fun and apologize to everyone you offended, and then you will be elected Governor of California!

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Furtherman

10-09-2003, 07:27 AM

Did any of you hear Colin Quinn on Stern this morning? It seems that his wife found one of those IM conversations on the computer. It seems that it was with a woman who was not his wife. It seems they are now splitting up.

This is why we need disposable computers. Use once then toss.

TooCute

10-09-2003, 12:42 PM

Stickyfingers, these are supposed to be funny AIM convos.

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SatCam

10-09-2003, 03:11 PM

RnF SatoliteCom: hey
RnF SatoliteCom: talk to me on this screen name
TheCesmicCircis: hey
TheCesmicCircis: dont post this on the AIM funy thread lol
RnF SatoliteCom: lol
RnF SatoliteCom: ok

I kid you not

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Steels

10-09-2003, 03:26 PM

Stickyfingers, these are supposed to be funny AIM convos.

HAHAHAHAHA! I was thinking the exact same thing!

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TheCosmicCircus

10-09-2003, 08:18 PM

DavidLeeKinison [11:58 PM]: got an Idea
DavidLeeKinison [11:59 PM]: wanna here national press
DavidLeeKinison [12:00 AM]: extreme makeover on ABC TV
TheCosmicCircus [12:00 AM]: great idea
DavidLeeKinison [12:00 AM]: I am the perfect candidate
DavidLeeKinison [12:01 AM]: I think a friend has to recommend
TheCosmicCircus [12:06 AM]: hmmm all you need now is a friend and you are set!

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