Ordered my first Golf Clubs...

[Mike Teacher]

...since I'm 40 and don't know shit about golfing. I sunk two putts on movie night and didnt realize until I got home the prize I won is pretty friggin good. And seems a lot of board people are golfing, so anyway...

Here's a can of worms to open:

1. Any pointers?

2. Will I get Addicted?

3. Is Golf Fun?

4. I live in Monmouth County, NJ. Where to practice?

5. Anyone wanna play Sink My Ball?

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[Snoogans]

best advice is go with someone to show you. a golf swing is too complex to explain with just words.
ALWAYS KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN LOOKIN AT THE BALL

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Tall_James]

As a hobby, it is pretty expensive. Filling up the golf cart with beer can run you some bucks if you do it every weekend.

I enjoy it, but am not manic about it like most golfers are.

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[Mike Teacher]

Filling up the golf cart with beer can run you some bucks if you do it every weekend.


Tall James I don't Drink!!! Shit! Is this like a requirement? I'm thinking of my friends who play Golf...yep...uh huh...them too... yep ... they all drink. And drink when they play. Damn!

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[Snoogans]

some people drink mike, some like to toke a little (i dont know who that could be), but its not a rule. def get a cigar though. and james if i get up to NE in the spring to see relatives im gonna make you play and kick your ass :)

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[gypsy]

Good luck Old Man! :) Swinging a golf club is one of the worst things for a back, so be careful, and stretch. Put simply, the human spine is not designed to swing a golf club.

This message was edited by gypsy on 10-5-03 @ 8:41 PM

[reeshy]

Mike,
You must be a rich man!!! Only really rich people play golf...really rich people!!!!!

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[Tall_James]

and james if i get up to NE in the spring to see relatives im gonna make you play and kick your ass


Get ready Snoogs - I play like this...

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[center]hey smiling strange - you're looking happily deranged[center]

[carcass]

I played golf once....wrong day or something...was rused the whole time...pissed me off...hate being rushed...all things in good time


the only time i ever found dope lying around was on a golf course...i was out ...and it was good..hehe



remember theres a thin line between hobby and insanity....

face down in the gutter
wont admit defeat
thou his clothes are soiled and black
he's a big strong man , w/ a childs mind
dont you take his booze away

[Snoogans]

aight TJ, ill come out swingin like little mac baby

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!