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Reephdweller

10-05-2003, 01:32 PM

This story is just too funny...so funny that I fucked up the title....

Am I on Fire or Is It Just TV?

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German TV network's regular early morning film of a burning log is playing havoc with night owls and even tricked a woman into calling out the fire brigade.

A spokesman for police in the northern town of Luebeck said on Thursday that the woman woke up thinking her television was on fire, called emergency services and alerted her neighbors.

"Fire services rushed in and extinguished the 'blaze' using the television remote control," the spokesman said.

Sabine Kreft of the Super RTL network said the "burning log" video which runs from three until six in the morning is popular, promotes congeniality, but is distinguishable from a real fire.

"Once I heard an old lady poured water on her TV. But most people should really be able to tell the difference."

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This message was edited by reefdwella on 10-5-03 @ 5:33 PM

carcass

10-05-2003, 01:39 PM

Fire is cool.....

waht do ya expect?..dumb people are everywhere
i once worked for someone who oiled their brakes cause the sqweeked..i no longer work there

face down in the gutter
wont admit defeat
thou his clothes are soiled and black
he's a big strong man , w/ a childs mind
dont you take his booze away

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10-06-2003, 05:58 AM

OH MY GOD!!! MY COMPUTER IS ON FIRE!!!

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A.J.

10-06-2003, 06:02 AM

Hey! It's WPIX's "Yule Log"!

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SatCam

10-06-2003, 06:43 AM

Hey! It's WPIX's "Yule Log"!

I'd rather watch that than 24 hours of A Christmas Story.

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Justice4all

10-06-2003, 08:44 AM

[quoteI'd rather watch that than 24 hours of A Christmas Story.[/quote]

Why not? Afraid you'd shoot your eye out? HO HO HO!!

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Jennitalia

10-06-2003, 08:57 AM

Fire! Fire! Fire!

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Death Metal Moe

10-06-2003, 10:24 AM

I hope after wasting their time that bitch got kicked in

DAS DOOOOOMPAR!!!!!!!!!

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DeltaPin

10-06-2003, 11:23 AM

"Fire services rushed in and extinguished the 'blaze' using the television remote control," the spokesman said.

Das Doomper!

Edit:

DAS DOOOOOMPAR!!!!!!!!!

How 'bout that, didn't even see it.

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This message was edited by DeltaPin on 10-6-03 @ 3:26 PM

SilentSpic

10-08-2003, 10:16 AM

I said it once and maybe twice... woman are stupid!

Just kidding ladies... you know I love you!

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