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DarkHippie
10-04-2003, 04:35 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/10/04/roy.attacked/index.html

He should've punched the tiger in the testicles

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CaptClown
10-04-2003, 05:34 PM
I had no idea Roy Horn and I shared the same birthday. Hopefully he will eventually be alright.

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Death Metal Moe
10-04-2003, 08:29 PM
Gay or whatever, no one deserves to be dragged around by their neck.

Get well soon you big queen!

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FUNKMAN
10-04-2003, 08:35 PM
i hate when "CAT BITES MAN"... hint hint

reminds me of the joke made by Norm McDonald when he was the newscaster on SNL...

there was an article displayed on the screen with a title such as: "Woman Mauled By Pet Cougar"

in the article it stated that the woman could not figure out why her pet turned on her. Norm followed up with:

"i think i know why your pet turned on you, maybe it was because your pet was a COUGAR!" as he accentuated COUGAR!




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SatCam
10-04-2003, 08:43 PM
sometimes these tigers can become pussies.

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TastelessGinny
10-04-2003, 09:26 PM
...any word yet on the results of the poor tiger's HIV test? {rimshot}

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NewYorkDragons80
10-05-2003, 06:15 AM
Tiger attack? I heard he got spit on by a viper {rimshot}

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DJEvelEd
10-05-2003, 06:19 AM
Seigfried asked the doctor to tighten Roy's bung too

"Put a stitch in for Daddy"

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fiestygal
10-05-2003, 06:45 AM
.................................................. GOOD!!!..................................

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golfcourseguy
10-05-2003, 08:05 AM
At the Baghdad Branson, illusionists with possible links to the Al Qaeda, are being jeered for including in their act:
"I'm not going to work with the white tigers"
-"Tigress ? Euphrateo'these?"

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Shecky
10-05-2003, 08:25 AM
Why is this thread still up?
This is the third one posted of the story.

Later,
SHECKY
Mike Teacher
10-05-2003, 09:09 AM
Why is this thread still up?


Viagra?

Don't sweat it, i'll start a thread to get an answer immediately

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DarkHippie
10-05-2003, 04:18 PM
Why is this thread still up?
cause mine was first?

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Shecky
10-05-2003, 04:29 PM
cause mine was first?


How do you figure if mine was posted 12 hours before yours?

And "Cat bites man" was up before ours.

ASSHOLE!!

Later,
SHECKY
TheCosmicCircus
10-05-2003, 05:07 PM
to bad the tiger didnt kill him. should of chewed his heart out and spit it into the crowd.
Circus animals are treated like shit. Just ask DLK.
serriously tho, those animals are drugged and tortured...
it's a shame he survived.




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ChickenHawk
10-05-2003, 05:58 PM
So, is he gonna be retarded now or what? Any word on the extent of his injuries?

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DarkHippie
10-06-2003, 04:19 PM
How do you figure if mine was posted 12 hours before yours?
And "Cat bites man" was up before ours.
ASSHOLE!!
takin' this pretty hard, aren't ya, Shecky? don't worry, there are plenty of pussies in the jungle.

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