View Full Version : guys: a poll about your boxers.
Arienette
10-04-2003, 09:25 AM
last night, my boyfriend informed me that he doesn't pee through the hole in the front of his boxers. instead, he just pulls them down. this seemed very weird to me. i mean, that's what that hole is there for, right? so, i'm wondering - do you guys use the hole, or not?
furie
10-04-2003, 09:30 AM
i use the hole
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jocefus
10-04-2003, 09:33 AM
pull them down..its a lot easier.. im talking about boxer/briefs not just boxers...
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furie
10-04-2003, 09:36 AM
oh, boxer-briefs are a diffrent story.
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TheKnicks23
10-04-2003, 09:38 AM
Gotta drop 'em.
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DJEvelEd
10-04-2003, 09:45 AM
I use both methods. Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't.
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mikeyboy
10-04-2003, 09:56 AM
drop 'em.
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Melrapuo
10-04-2003, 10:00 AM
gotta drop 'em.
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walking joint
10-04-2003, 10:03 AM
i use both methods depending on the pants i'm wearing. at work when wearing dress pants or pretty much anytime i have a belt on i use the hole. but if i'm wearing pants with no zipper i just push them down and throw the unit over both pants and boxers.
JustJon
10-04-2003, 11:29 AM
Also depends where you are.
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Mike Teacher
10-04-2003, 11:48 AM
Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't.
I actually Did laugh out loud; and scared myself because the laff sounded exactly like Butthead's laugh.
That's the line of the day for me.
Oh yeah; I drop em.
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JimBeam
10-04-2003, 11:51 AM
I'm with Walking Joint.
The type of attire dictates ( haha I said dick ) the method.
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shamus mcfitzy
10-04-2003, 12:02 PM
i drop 'em. Even with briefs I never used the hole. I grew up just ignoring the hole.
I never even knew what to do with the hole. Like Fez........
TheGameHHH
10-04-2003, 12:15 PM
JustJon's got it right, it totally depends on where you are
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golfcourseguy
10-04-2003, 12:40 PM
I'm not a slave to ritual.
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Hole.
It's the closet thing to intercourse I can get.
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FUNKMAN
10-04-2003, 01:13 PM
for the special times that i wear boxers i use the opening, that's why god put it there...
ps: the opening is also a great way to receive oral, or via the bottom of the pants leg...
just don't tell too many people....
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Melrapuo
10-04-2003, 01:23 PM
Actually I had no clue of the purpose of the hole until I was around 10, when it dawned on me that you could use it to pee through. This is what happens when no one explains these things to me...
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shamus mcfitzy
10-04-2003, 01:28 PM
Actually I had no clue of the purpose of the hole until I was around 10, when it dawned on me that you could use it to pee through. This is what happens when no one explains these things to me...
that's what i'm talking about. That's what happened to me. Stupid fucking father........
SilentSpic
10-04-2003, 01:32 PM
Both... 50/50
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10-04-2003, 02:08 PM
I'm with Walking Joint.
Me too.
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10-04-2003, 05:30 PM
Both.
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blakjeezis
10-04-2003, 06:01 PM
It depends on the guy. If he drops 'em, I guess he just doesn't know how to "work the hole", if you get my drift.
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sr71blackbird
10-04-2003, 06:45 PM
Thats holes just tooo damn small for my enornousness
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PanterA
10-04-2003, 06:54 PM
Only recently have I used the hole. I also only unzip the fly of my jeans.
I also have use the soccer piss. The soccor piss is only done when you are around people and there's no real good tree to go behind. To do the soccer piss you need to be wearing shorts. What you do is crouch down to one knee, roll up the pant leg of the knee you're leaning on, and well pull it out just enough to squirt. Just make sure it doesnt splash onto your knee.
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carcass
10-04-2003, 06:56 PM
I have never liked boxers...they ride up your crack like a good wedgie...and something about mary..well thats aint gonna happen to me...I use the hole in my boxer briefs...and it occurs to me...look at the toidy...see how big a target that is...and we still piss all over it...look at the hole in the shorts...explains why some pull em down..
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DeltaPin
10-04-2003, 09:57 PM
drop'em
Used the hole in the past, but found too much of a hassle.
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golfcourseguy
10-05-2003, 09:07 AM
I also have use the soccer piss.
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Mike Teacher
10-05-2003, 09:17 AM
Yellow Card!!!! [taking a knee]
BWAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha...
That kicks ass. Joke of the Day.
I must make a confession. I didn't start wearing boxers until I was around 25; until then I too did the Risky Business Tighty Whitey thing. I feel so ashamed. I don't know why, but I look back at those days in horror; and this has caused some problems, and I need to hold a few of the ladies here on the board as therap...[smack!]
Well, dreaming aside, I did wear those horrific, neon white things that showed a skidmark like it glowed from being radioactive. Nice imagery, eh?
[Edit: Oh yeah, that hole in the front of boxers? On some it's a pain in the ass and I wish it wasn't there. Meaning with some of them, and I'll be graphic here, line up exqactly with the head of my dick, and it's always poking thru like a Turtle. That's not so bad when you're wearing pants, but I wake up sometimes and wanna do some shit and I'm still in my Boxers [and they are lovely, fashion people, seriously.], and I'm walking around jesus christ my Dick is trying to Escape!!! [Whip sound!!!] Down Boy!]]
Oh and that Soccer team photo? And team photos in general? Why does it look like every single guy standing is both giving and getting a finger in the ass from his fellow man. Wow I need sleep.
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This message was edited by Mike Teacher on 10-5-03 @ 1:27 PM
Death Metal Moe
10-05-2003, 10:51 AM
I use both depending on how I feel, but since I do use the hole at all I voted that I use it.
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10-06-2003, 01:28 PM
I stand at the center urinal, and pull my pants down to my ankles.
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cozmokramer
10-06-2003, 02:47 PM
I pull them down when pissing, but I tend to use the hole when JO'ing.
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Reephdweller
10-06-2003, 03:21 PM
I go through the opening in my boxers, yet when I work regular underwear I always pulled them down to take a leak. I also rarely if ever unbutton my pants to take a whiz.
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Tend to pull the band down with the boxerbriefs, lift the pant leg in boxers. And most of my boxers have a snap because I hate getting all twisted in the hole sometimes.
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10-07-2003, 07:45 AM
pee-pee
*pees on hand; chuckles*
*washes hand*
*pees on hand again; chuckles*
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