the Omni-star radio commercials

[mdr55]

Does anyone else see a similarity to the old "I'm fallen and can't get up" t.v. commercials.

So far I've heard:
1. "My mom is having a seizure and I'm scared"
2. "I left my keys in my car"
3. "I think I hit a deer- it's leg is broken but I'm alright"
4. "I parked my car in this spot but now it's gone".

Everytime I hear these commercials I crack up. The Omni-star operator always has the solution to the problems:

1. "The police are on their way, don't be scared now, they'll help your mom out"
2. "I'm pressing the automatic unlocking mechanism, your car door should be open now"
3. "I've notified the police about the situation, do you need any medical attention?"
4. "I've located your car and notified the police who are closing in on it, (seems a local car ring is about to be busted)"

Everyone:
"Thanks Omni-star.

Anyone else find these commercials funny?

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This message was edited by mdr55 on 10-3-03 @ 2:51 PM

[UnknownPD]

What I find funny is that they spend millions on these commercials and you like me hear omni-star and the name is On-Star.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

3. "I think I hit a deer- it's leg is broken but I'm alright"
...
3. "I've notified the police about the situation, do you need any medical attention?"

Yeah, dip-shit! MY FUCKING LEG IS BROKEN!

I liked the Batman On-Star Ads.

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