View Full Version : People are fuckin Dipshits
Snoogans
10-02-2003, 08:14 PM
im sure no one cares, but its got me kinda heated so i ramble.
1)Im at work today, sittin IN OUR OFFICE playin an acoustic guitar. some lady from some other company upstairscomes in to ask tif we had some extra bullshit, i wasnt payin attention. she stops and says "what do you think you're doing?" (keep in mind my boss knows i do this occasionally and doesnt care, he is also OK with the occasional practice putting i do). i tell her im playin a guitar. she goes off on a 30 seconds tangent about how i have no decency or respect, and that im the type of employee that "causes debt". what the fuck right does she have to yell at me in MY OFFICE when she was from another company tryin to borrow something from me. bitch.
2)on the way home from work, i stopped to get gas and such. as i go to pull out and back on to rt 17, the most intelligent man on the planet pulls out of his spot and tries do do the same thing. like a douche, he floored it to beat me, and as he pulled out i noticed something absolutely dick. well 2 things, he had NY plates, and the main one, his taillights were off. sure enough i pull along side and his headlights are off. nice job. you reved your engine to burn me out of the parking lot, when i wasnt even tryin to stop you, and on top of that did it with such haste as to forget to put your headlights on entering one of the busiest highways ive ever been on. Way to go buddy. What a gene pool you must have had to choose from
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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal
eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!
Death Metal Moe
10-02-2003, 08:17 PM
Maybe his gene pool needs a filter!
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FUNKMAN
10-02-2003, 08:20 PM
easy Snoogs, you're too young to get an ulcer....
how's it going with the guit, whatcha learnin?
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Snoogans
10-02-2003, 08:23 PM
i was actually in the middle of tryin to learn hey ya by outkast, which was also on and i should note i got a comment about "listening to that black stuff" as well
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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal
eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!
FUNKMAN
10-02-2003, 08:36 PM
what? no Grand Funk!!!!!!
:)
if you want to play Shea Stadium then youze gots ta learn the Funk....
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Snoogans
10-02-2003, 08:40 PM
or be a mediocre songwriting no singer ability horsecock like springstein (its a personal opinion, i know alot of you like him, please dont tell me that)
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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal
eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!
monsterone
10-02-2003, 08:41 PM
fuck the twat and fuck the cock. i'm sure she so above checking email or playing solitaire at work. fuck her. sounds like you have a cool boss- which is usually more productive. if you have a boss that you have to look busy around, even when it's down time is a sign of somebody who doesn't know what they're doing.
and snoogs, i'm sure speedy-little-dick's wife is fucking the pool boy, so eventually he'll get his.
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Snoogans
10-02-2003, 08:51 PM
and snoogs, i'm sure speedy-little-dick's wife is fucking the pool boy, so eventually he'll get his.
not only nice to see, but it also reminded me of airheads and pip which kicks total ass. thank you mosterone
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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal
eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!
mdr55
10-02-2003, 08:54 PM
1) that lady was most likely jealous of you getting to do stuff that she can't do herself at work.
2) why are people so worried about shaving off a couple of seconds or minutes getting into traffic, it makes no difference anyway. Like that guy was in a rush to get somewhere.
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bunnyluvsthem
10-03-2003, 07:39 AM
2) I am sorry, Snoogans, for purposely and intentionally cutting you off in a recklessly brusque and arrogant manner as we were exiting the filling station. I had a trying day, and was merely acting in a way to bolster my machismo, and restore my confidence. At the time, I was glad that I had the ability to successfully maneuver my vehicle faster than you, and drove off with a mixture of a smile and a snarl. It was a feeling akin to cracking a .38 over the head of the t*****ed attendant and deftly swiping his large roll of bills. However, I now realize that I was wrong to anger you, and how was I to know that earlier in the day you had a disturbing guitar incident.
However, why don't you tell everyone what happened as your car was being filled with gas at the same time as my car. Tell us what occurred in the few minutes before you were cut off, Snoogans.
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Def Dave in SC
10-03-2003, 08:29 AM
I hope you smashed your guitar over her dumb head.
head of the t*****ed attendant
The what attendant? Could we all agree to spell things without asterisks?
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Def Dave in SC
10-03-2003, 08:29 AM
What he said
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Death Metal Moe
10-03-2003, 09:36 AM
So your stalking Snoogans now bunny? Wow. That explains a lot.
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Snoogans
10-03-2003, 10:49 AM
i really hope it was bunny. though not aware of which exxon i was at, i still hope so. that way at least i understand how someone could enter Rt 17 with no headlights on.
Update: I came into work today with a written apology on the desk from the lady upstairs. to which ive pocketed incase there is no toilet paper in the bathroom when i need it later. my boss asked me why i was so pissed, and when i told him, apparently he let her have it, and so she apologized.
edit: since i seem to be so exciting to you bunny, the time i spent gettin gas was spent in my car waiting for the pump to finish giving me gas so i could pull out to be cutoff by the founder of mensa
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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal
eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!
This message was edited by Snoogans on 10-3-03 @ 2:51 PM
Death Metal Moe
10-03-2003, 11:02 AM
Do yourself a favor and don't pay this guy any attention Snoogans. He's looking to agitiate someone and be noticed. It's was so over before it began.
And I'm glad you got an apology from that cunt. PMS is not an excuse in the work place.
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Snoogans
10-03-2003, 11:14 AM
see moe, i hope that by answering questions like what did you do while you were gettin gas by sayin waiting for the gas to finish, he will realize its a dipshit question, like most others, and stop talkin.
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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal
eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!
Death Metal Moe
10-03-2003, 12:37 PM
Yea, I think you have a better chance of scoring with Ellen Degeneres than getting him to shut up.
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bunnyluvsthem
10-05-2003, 05:57 AM
I am happy to report that I have visited a gas station 2 times since then, without incident.
By the way Dave, it is urban.
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Death Metal Moe
10-05-2003, 10:55 AM
I am happy to report that I have visited a gas station 2 times since then, without incident.
Well since you're the one who supposedly made the incident happen in the 1st place, I'm glad to hear you could control yourself for a few minutes. That shows real growth for a guy like you.
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bunnyluvsthem
10-07-2003, 05:31 AM
And Moe, what are you saying? That it was only one person who contributed to a mutally experienced event?
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