OTHER SEX NAMES...

[skullcrush]

we all know the fish eye,or the donkey punch.but does anybody know any others?like the bronco buster.when your doing your girl from behind.call her a fat pig,and hold on while she tries too get away.then theres the snow mobile.also done from behind.but this time you push out her arms and push her around the floor so she cant get up.

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[TomPoo]

A-G

Arabian Goggles
A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets
while getting head.
(Picture it: ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossible, but what
the fuck else is new.

The Bait N' Tackle
The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a
long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with
earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The
earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load
will keep them nicely fed. Gone fishing!

Ballsacking
Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always
great
fun. While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out
over
her face like pizza dough.

Bear Claw
A synonym for extremely large pussy lips.

Beef Curtain
The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh
from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.

Beer Dick
This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to
fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.

Blumpy
You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her
sucking you off while you are on the shitter.


The Bronco
You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying
it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This
gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately
tries to buck you off.

Brown Bagging It
Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face
like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness
stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown
paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure
and piece of mind.

Brown Necktie
You're about halfway through ass-wrecking a chick, and instead of filling
up her keister with your demon-seed, you pull out and proceed to tittie fuck
her, leaving a brown streak between the fun-bags.

Brunski
When a man puts his face between a woman's breasts and quickly moves his
head back and forth while saying "Brunski" in a very drawn out and
exaggerated manner. (There are many other variant names.)

The Bullwinkle
The sign given to a friend in hiding while doggie styling' some chick.
It is performed by placing both hands over the head, with palms facing out
and waving wildly. Can be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky." (Make sure to
use appropriate Bullwinkle voice tone.)

Butter Face
When you see a chick with an awesome body, "but her face", is nasty.

The Canine Special
Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog.
Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!

The Carpet Cleaner
While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up
her
hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet.
Not recommended with large women.

The Chili Dog
When you take a hot dump on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck
her.

Chocolate Pizza
Happily discovering hemorrhoids while eating a shitty brown eye.

Cleveland Steamer
The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while
receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries.

Cock-Stuffing
Apparently somewhat on the fringe in gay circles, but involves using
thin, cylindrical items (thermometers, wire, rubber worms, etc.), and inserting
them into the dick hole. Over many months, continue to gradually ream out
the hole-at-the-head with larger items, thus ultimately allowing your
"buddy" to obtain the goal of fucking your urethra. Wow!

Cold Lunch
The act of vomiting directly onto some chick's head while she's
performing
fellatio.

The Concoction
First, ejaculate all over the floor. Next, have your psycho bitch
girlfriend menstruate on your semen. Stir it with your finger until you get a nice
thick pink mixture. Proceed to paint yourselves up s

[TomPoo]

H-P

Ham And Cheese Sandwich
Eating a woman's box after you ejaculate all over it. A delightful, tasty
combination of her yummy meat curtains with your added cheesy topping is
sure to appeal to anyone's appetite.

Hershey Highway
When plugging your girl in the ass, you run into some hot diarrhea.
Don't hurt her feelings by getting grossed out though, just pretend it's extra
lube.

High Dive
The skill of pulling your Johnson all the way out of your partner's hole
and in one motion jamming it home again. Best suited for use in the corn
hole, but can be very dangerous.

The Hindenburg
When some slut who is so bad at oral sex, you're forced to cry "Oh! The
humanity!" as her teeth scrape your man tool.

Hogging
While intoxicated, high, or just plain desperate, you go searching for
the fattest bitch you can find and proceed to ride her like a Harley. Best
accomplished with large groups friends.

Hole In One
The act of sticking your dick in your own ass. Just try not to get a huge
boner once it's in, or you'll get a nice snapparoo.

Hotdog In A Hallway
When laying the pipe, you realize your dick isn't even touching the walls
of her vagina, kind of like tossing a hotdog in a hallway. Most frequently
happens when banging the neighborhood trick or if you're slinging a small
dick.

Hot Karl
The act in which a woman sucks the cock of the same man who moments
earlier was balls deep in her can.

Hot Karl Candy Cane
A variation of the above in which the man who is receiving the oral cock
cleaning gives the woman a reach around.

Hot Lunch
The result of defecating a tube of shit directly into a girl's mouth.

The Houdini
While banging a girl doggystyle, right before you are about to go, take it
out fake a loud orgasm, and spit on her ass. After she turns around complete
the job in her face. She will think it is magic

Hummer
The well known added variation to a blowjob in which a broad hums her
favorite tune while she sucks away. The vibrations felt against your dick
will most definitely produce a healthy orgasm.

The Hunter Gatherer
You and your partner defecate while 69ing. Pretty much self-explanatory.

The Indian Cock Burn
While a chick sucks you off, she twists her hand around your shaft as if
she was trying to give you an Indian burn.

The Jedi Mind Trick
When banging your partner, you repeatedly shout "I'm NOT fucking you, I'm
NOT fucking you".

The Jelly Donut
Give some skank a facial and follow it up with a swift pimp crack in the
nose. The resulting blood and jizz that covers her face bears a
resemblance to a jelly donut.

The Juanita Special Bean Dip
While your tramp rides you like a mechanical bull, insert your thumb into
her poop chute (be sure to get your thumb nice and gooey), then stick
your brown thumb into her mouth, and slip it under her tongue so she can get
the full robust taste of the Juanita "special" bean dip.

Kennebunkport Surprise
The act of covertly filling your cheeks with chunky-style New England
clam chowder, and screaming in disgust as you hurl it between your partners
legs while eating her out.

Kick-Fucking
The act of receiving sexual pleasure from repeatedly getting kicked in
the ass.

The Landshark
The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall,
legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She
might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist
guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as
stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together
and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal
fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some
predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with
his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.

The Lorena Bobbit
Obviously, this one is for the ladies. When engaging in some hard co

[TomPoo]

R-S

Red Wings
Another name for navigating the moose knuckle with your tongue while
discovering the girl is on her rag. Be a real man and earn your red wings
soldier!

Resuscitation
When a girl is asleep, carefully open her mouth so that she doesn't
awake. Then, squat over her face and carefully place your shit hole on her lips.
When the time is right, you let rip the biggest baddest fart ever known
to man and see if it wakes her up. Great fun during those long sleepless nights.

The Roddy Piper
When getting your girl from behind, you toss the sleeper hold on her and
knock her out ala Rowdy Roddy Piper. While nailing your unconscious
victim, you get to simulate your life long dream of necrophilia. Now
you never have to break into the morgue again.

The Rodeo
Similar to the Bronco. You start once again, banging a chick from behind.
At a pre-arranged time you grab her hair with one hand just as several
buddies bust into the room. See if you can hang on for 8 seconds cowboy. Yee Haw!

The Rose Creeper
Seductively brush a beautiful long stem red rose against your
sweetheart's neck, breasts, and inner thigh. Slowly rub the rose along her smooth skin
as you tenderly kiss her entire body. After working her into the
mood for some deep love making, unzip your fly and pull out your raging
boner. Begin to punish-fuck her dumper while whipping her with the rose
and screaming nasty obscenities at her. I bet she never saw that
coming.

The Rusty Trombone
This is what happens when you've got a less then respectable female (AKA
be-yatch) tongue deep in your chute. She wiggles her tongue as she does
the reach around to pump you like a Catholic priest doing an Alter Boy, thus
mimicking a trombone player.

Sandbag
Under an assumed name in a tropical region, you meet a young hottie and
engage in the well known cliche of sex on the beach. Just before
insertion, remove the rubber (without getting caught of course), and proceed to bang
away until you blow your load, without pulling out. As you dismount and
prepare for departure, grab a handful of sand, throw it in her eyes, and
run away laughing hysterically while leaving her blinded, butt-necked, and
knocked up. Especially lots of fun when accomplished during the spring
break season.


The Screwnicorn
When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at
her partner like a crazed unicorn.

The Seatbelt
While one fag straddles his partners cock, he receives a blowjob from the
fruitcake on the bottom.

Shirley Temple
Pour a can of 7-Up on a girl's menstruating pussy and eat her out.

The Shocker
When you insert your index and middle fingers in the woman's vagina and
pinky in her anus. After giving her a few good minutes of double duty
finger banging, pull your fingers out and give your index and middle
finger a quick sniff and pinky a good sucking, all in one smooth
motion.(a.k.a. Smoking the Pinky.)

Shop Vac
When a dirty, talented tramp stuffs you're entire package (balls and all)
into her mouth, and blows you with amazing suction power.

Shrimping
After spooging in a girl ass, taking a straw and slurping it out.

Skiing
While facing in the same direction, a girl gets between two guys and
jerks them both off, thus imitating some hardcore cross-country action.

Slumpbuster
When a professional athlete finds the dirtiest, nastiest, fattest, most
disease-ridden skank and puts the wood to her with the intent that it
will break up a slump.

Snerd Nurgling
The act of moving your anal lovers turds about within his/her lower
intestine with your dick. Really popular with the lavender boys, hence
the expression, "Oh Lance, Nergle me you Snerd"...


Snoodling
When an uncircumcised homo pulls his extra foreskin over the cock of
another homo and proceeds to jerk him off. Those gays have way too much free
time. Can be used at as a great derogatory term as in, "You
Snoodler!"


Snowball
Ah yes, ever

[TomPoo]

.... and I'm spent

(Austin Powers quote for all of you who don't get it)

REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

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"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

[Captain Rooster]

How about

The good old kick in the balls!!

That is what we are going to get when the babies/ladies read this thread.

Tompoo - "yess, yes...Yess, YES..no..no.nno.....and I'm spent..."

I look a hell of a lot like DILBERT - damn cubicle
LT Rooster

[erinmoran]

Actually he missed two.

The Roman War Helmet
Where the yam bag is over each eye and the hose is over the nose.

The "Dizzy Gillispie"
When the chick is lickin' your ass and you pass some wind right into her mouth..*hee hee*

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This message was edited by erinmoran on 8-20-01 @ 8:54 AM

[girl germs]

what about the rainbow kiss or whatever it's called?

i guess everybody knows about that one though.

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