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ADF
10-01-2003, 08:04 PM
It's true. About a year ago I started doing it every now and then for extra special "sexy" nights, it being sort of a turn-on for my girlfriend. It felt weird, as if something was missing. I do it all the time, now. Underwear, schmunderwear. My pants are clean and I keep my crack hygenic, so why the need for undies? It also means less laundry. No one's gonna be looking down there unless I want them to do so. It's also a bit strange when you're at the urinal. What if the guy next to you takes a surreptitious peak and notices that you're freeballin'? Of course, that situation has more than one problem with it.

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Death Metal Moe
10-01-2003, 08:07 PM
Were you wearin underware in that Al Dukes with a black eye pic?

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Mike Teacher
10-01-2003, 08:09 PM
'Chicks dig me...because I rarely wear Underwear...'

lets see who will post what movie this is from first.

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PanterA
10-01-2003, 08:09 PM
Underwear are protection for your pants from your ass.

wear it!

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ADF
10-01-2003, 08:10 PM
On Halloween? <img src = http://www.globalopsgame.com/images/special/commando.jpg>

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PanterA
10-01-2003, 08:12 PM
http://www.saunalahti.fi/~frog1/goofs/commando.jpg

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Death Metal Moe
10-01-2003, 08:14 PM
Too bad there's not image to display for a movie called "Vomited in my own mouth"

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monsterone
10-01-2003, 08:15 PM
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Miss Dolores Haze
10-01-2003, 08:15 PM
'Chicks dig me...because I rarely wear Underwear...'

lets see who will post what movie this is from first.

That would be "Stripes", now what do I win?

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PanterA
10-01-2003, 08:26 PM
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Zipgun
10-02-2003, 09:40 AM
I knew I'd end up in this somewhere.

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Hosp
10-02-2003, 10:17 AM
Too bad there's not image to display for a movie called "Vomited in my own mouth"

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Close enough?

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Death Metal Moe
10-02-2003, 10:26 AM
INDEED!!!

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StupidGirlllll
10-02-2003, 10:31 AM
Either do I...I wear Thongs...

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ADF
10-02-2003, 11:19 AM
Either do I...I wear Thongs...


Thongs don't count as underwear?

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MHasegawa
10-02-2003, 11:20 AM
Could that cause a urinary tract infection?

Just wondering...

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StupidGirlllll
10-02-2003, 11:32 AM
Yes they do you wear them under your clothes right?

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Doctor Manhattan
10-02-2003, 11:35 AM
It's also a bit strange when you're at the urinal. What if the guy next to you takes a surreptitious peak and notices that you're freeballin'?

How the hell is anyone going to know? don't you just undo your zipper to piss? Or do you drop your pants to your ankles and moon the room?

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monsterone
10-02-2003, 05:00 PM
what do you get if you cross joe poo and pantera? poo pants- put your drawers on.

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Death Metal Moe
10-02-2003, 05:03 PM
All fun little jabs aside ADF, does that get cold in the winter? You said you've been doing it "About a year", so have you done the no underware thing in the cold? I know it's not a thick layer, but is the one absent layer noticable?

Also, what do you do with the money you save on underware?

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Johnny Fontane
10-02-2003, 05:23 PM
Underwear are protection for your pants from your ass.

wear it!



That's an awesome slogan for an underwear ad campaign.

P.S.: Underwear protects your penis from your zipper.

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FUNKMAN
10-02-2003, 05:30 PM
couldn't do it... i pop wood too easy and briefs help keep the animal in place...

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Reephdweller
10-02-2003, 05:52 PM
do your pubes get caught in the zipper of your jeans?

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golfcourseguy
10-02-2003, 06:53 PM
Perhaps you could dress up for the extra special nights.

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Arienette
10-03-2003, 04:13 PM
couldn't do it... i pop wood too easy and briefs help keep the animal in place...that's what's so great about it. you can see and rub it easily through the jeans. the best part, though, is when you start to take his pants off and you can just reach down and grab it. it's really very sexy

edit: when i say "you", i mean a general you. that was in no way meant to refer to you guys. you are all clearly manly men who would never be doing the things i've described. thank you.

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SatCam
10-03-2003, 05:22 PM
Do you wear sweat pants?

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ADF
10-04-2003, 07:08 AM
I haven't noticed my groinal area getting cold. I think it's more my chest that gets cold in the winter, maybe from breathing in the cold air.

My pubes have yet to get caught in my zipper, but I recently trimmed, so maybe that helps.

No, I don't wear sweatpants. That would be a fashion faux pas.

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Death Metal Moe
10-04-2003, 08:42 PM
I just realized that I spelled Underwear as "underware" like it's tupperware that keeps your genitals fresh for weeks.

I stink.

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reeshy
10-05-2003, 01:39 AM
edit: when i say "you", i mean a general you. that was in no way meant to refer to you guys. you are all clearly manly men who would never be doing the things i've described. thank you.


You better have put that disclaimer in!!! To even hint that the men here are less than manly is very insulting!!! Excuse me now...I have to meet my "friend" Timmy at Starbucks now!!!!

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sr71blackbird
10-05-2003, 02:23 AM
I tried not wearing underwear once, and got the tip of my dick nicked by my zipper.. never again!




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reeshy
10-05-2003, 03:49 AM
Neither does Roy Horn!!!!!

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fiestygal
10-05-2003, 05:51 AM
don't your massive balls get irritated, sweaty, chaffey, etc ...... wouldn't it be uncomfortable???

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Arienette
10-06-2003, 03:19 PM
don't your massive balls get irritated, sweaty, chaffey, etc ...... wouldn't it be uncomfortable???somehow i find it disturbing to hear another girl talk about my boyfriend's massive balls. silly me.

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This message was edited by Arienette on 10-6-03 @ 7:21 PM