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ADF
10-01-2003, 07:56 PM
It's true. I went to the city tonight, but I ironed my clothes beforehand. Absentmindedly, I left the iron on; going full blast, no less. I don't think I'm going to tell my roommate that I endangered the apartment.

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Death Metal Moe
10-01-2003, 08:00 PM
Yea, get that monkey off your back bro.

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Aggie
10-02-2003, 08:44 AM
You know you really hoped it would burn down so you could tell the insurance company you had a full home theater, loaded computer and jewelry. People get a little desperate when the holiday's come around.

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JustJon
10-02-2003, 08:53 AM
Wasn't this on a bad sitcom last week?

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Death Metal Moe
10-02-2003, 10:28 AM
Yea, I think Kelly Ripa left the iron on in her house and comedy ensues when special guest Julian Lennon stops by to spice up things.....

With Sexy results!

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Reephdweller
10-02-2003, 10:33 AM
http://www.younghollywoodhof.com/drina/lawrence.jpg


Joey leaves the iron on...on a Very Special Blossom

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Arienette
10-03-2003, 04:19 PM
I don't think I'm going to tell my roommate that I endangered the apartment.i'm gonna tell her you were trying to barbeque the kitties.

Wasn't this on a bad sitcom last week?isn't that redundant?

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Tall_James
10-03-2003, 04:35 PM
I left Iron Chef on once by accident. Nobody was hurt. The English language was massacred though.


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Death Metal Moe
10-03-2003, 05:18 PM
I left Iron Chef on once by accident. Nobody was hurt. The English language was massacred though.


Why? Who was the host? Frank Black?

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FUNKMAN
10-03-2003, 07:59 PM
spend a few extra dollars and get an iron that has 'automatic shutoff' when not in use....

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ADF
10-04-2003, 07:05 AM
spend a few extra dollars and get an iron that has 'automatic shutoff' when not in use....


Maybe I'll do that.. I left it on again all day yesterday and last night as I was sleeping. Essentially, my iron was on for 24 hours straight.

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Tall_James
10-04-2003, 08:26 AM
Essentially, my iron was on for 24 hours straight.

Wow! It surely is the "Iron Man" of irons.

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ADF
10-04-2003, 09:39 AM
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Arienette
10-04-2003, 09:49 AM
<img src="http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/o/osbourne_ozzy/sq-press-screaming-epic.jpg"></img>

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Tall_James
10-04-2003, 10:02 AM
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PanterA
10-04-2003, 10:10 AM
I once left Iron Maiden on all night...
http://www.cs.tufts.edu/~stratton/maiden/killers.gif

All I ended up with, was a bad hair cut.
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FUNKMAN
10-04-2003, 10:27 AM
i am ironingboard man...

i have a big ironboard head with an iron chin and a hanger beard...

BWAHHHHH!

nobody wants him, he just stares at the world....
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mikeyboy
10-04-2003, 10:48 AM
http://poleworld.iespana.es/poleworld/iron-eagle_mini.jpg

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Tall_James
10-04-2003, 11:23 AM
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10-04-2003, 11:24 AM
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mikeyboy
10-04-2003, 11:27 AM
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Tall_James
10-04-2003, 11:28 AM
It's true. I went to the city tonight, but I ironed my clothes beforehand. Absentmindedly, I left the iron on; going full blast, no less.

"Isn't it iron-ic...don't you think?"

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mikeyboy
10-04-2003, 11:29 AM
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Tall_James
10-04-2003, 11:31 AM
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mikeyboy
10-04-2003, 11:33 AM
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Tall_James
10-04-2003, 11:34 AM
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mikeyboy
10-04-2003, 11:35 AM
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Tall_James
10-04-2003, 11:36 AM
YOU SUCK MIKEY!!! I had that one ready to go!

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Tall_James
10-04-2003, 11:37 AM
http://video.iron-monkey.com/images/splash_01.jpg

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mikeyboy
10-04-2003, 11:38 AM
http://www.trz.cc/baseball02/BaseballLogos/Aberdeen%20IronBirds.gif

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Tall_James
10-04-2003, 11:40 AM
http://www.nynjtc.org/images/book-map/bk-iron.gif

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Tall_James
10-04-2003, 11:42 AM
http://www.leftiesonlygolf.com/images/All_American_Hunter_3_iron.jpg

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Tall_James
10-04-2003, 11:44 AM
http://www.mollykiely.com/molly/food/brer_iron.jpg

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mikeyboy
10-04-2003, 11:45 AM
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mikeyboy
10-04-2003, 11:46 AM
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Tall_James
10-04-2003, 11:48 AM
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10-04-2003, 11:49 AM
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Tall_James
10-04-2003, 11:50 AM
http://www.wehrmacht-awards.com/iron_cross/2nd_class/ironcross2_files/andyic.jpg

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mikeyboy
10-04-2003, 11:50 AM
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10-04-2003, 11:51 AM
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10-04-2003, 11:52 AM
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Tall_James
10-04-2003, 11:52 AM
http://www.whatalesyou.com/storeImages/ironcitybeer.jpg

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mikeyboy
10-04-2003, 11:54 AM
http://www.dc.state.fl.us/oth/timeline/images/1932/leg_irons.jpg

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Tall_James
10-04-2003, 11:56 AM
http://www.45-rpm.org.uk/iron.gif

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mikeyboy
10-04-2003, 11:56 AM
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Tall_James
10-04-2003, 11:57 AM
http://www.storypreservation.com/ida-iron.jpg

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Tall_James
10-04-2003, 11:58 AM
http://www.ironbank.com/IRON-BANK-LOGO.gif

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Tall_James
10-04-2003, 11:58 AM
http://www.joke-central.com/pics/iron.jpg

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mikeyboy
10-04-2003, 11:59 AM
http://www.thewayoutdoors.com/boyscouts/images/indexpage/men-iron.gif

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Tall_James
10-04-2003, 12:00 PM
<img src="http://summer.beef.org/nutrition/images/Iron%20deficiency.gif"width=350>

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mikeyboy
10-04-2003, 12:00 PM
<img width=400 src=http://www.ilbaluardo.com/Cover/Audio/P%20-%20Q%20-%20R/RADIOHEAD%20-%20My%20iron%20lung%20-%20Front.jpg>

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Tall_James
10-04-2003, 12:03 PM
http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/box/2002/0122/photo/r_tyson_vt.jpg

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mikeyboy
10-04-2003, 12:05 PM
You win.

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Tall_James
10-04-2003, 12:06 PM
I think we both got a little carried away. Here's one last one...

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golfcourseguy
10-04-2003, 12:12 PM
Essentially, my iron was on for 24 hours straight.


Bummer, I hate it when I'm pressed for time.

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