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Justice4all
09-29-2003, 10:24 AM
BOSTON (Sept. 29) - A 300-pound gorilla will be kept off display after it escaped from its zoo enclosure for the second time in two months, snatching a 2-year-old girl and injuring a teenager, zoo officials said.
The gorilla, known as Little Joe, escaped Sunday night and roamed through the Franklin Park Zoo and along nearby streets for nearly two hours before it was sedated with tranquilizer darts, according to Zoo New England CEO and President John Linehan.

Eighteen-year-old Courtney Roberson worked at the zoo and was taking 2-year-old Nia Scott, her friend's little sister, for an outing when Little Joe escaped, according to family members.

"Little Joe," who escaped Sunday, is one of the Franklin Park Zoo's six gorillas.

The gorilla grabbed the child, threw her to the ground and jumped on her, according to Dale McNeil, Scott's godmother.

''It just makes me feel really, really upset that they allowed this to happen again. This little girl could have died,'' she said.

Neither zoo officials nor Boston Police could provide any information on the injuries. But family members said Scott had a gash on her cheek and needed several stitches. Roberson was bitten on the back and scratched on the leg, said her mother, Shamika Woumnm.

In August, the 5-foot, adolescent gorilla also escaped from its section of the Tropical Forest exhibit, which had a 12-foot-wide, 12-foot-deep moat. No one was hurt then, and zoo officials installed electrified wires to keep him from escaping again.

Officials did not know exactly how he got out on Sunday.

''There's a lot we have to find out, and we'll be reviewing what happened,'' Linehan said.

The gorilla was captured near a football stadium close to the zoo.

''We've had a very difficult evening, and we feel very badly about the adult and young child injured. We don't know the extent of their injuries, but we think they'll be OK,'' Linehan said Sunday night.

''Needless to say, until further notice, he is not going to be on exhibit.''

The Franklin Park Zoo, which has six gorillas, has acquired three male gorillas since 1998.

Young male gorillas like Little Joe, who was born in captivity, pose problems because of their agility and restlessness, according to Linehan.

''They go through a stage where, physically and psychologically, they're growing much stronger, and become much more lean and long, and containment can be an increasing challenge at that age,'' he said.




So the moral is...when the Red Sox get into the playoffs, it makes the fans go APE! (yea yea ok...I can hear the collective groans)...so YOU come up with a better one.

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A.J.
09-29-2003, 10:26 AM
Amazing that the gorilla knew to stay out of Southie.

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Fallon
09-29-2003, 10:33 AM
Amazing that the gorilla knew to stay out of Southie.
Heeey, I grew up in Southie! And ya, I guess you're right.

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El Mudo
09-29-2003, 10:54 AM
So the moral is...when the Red Sox get into the playoffs, it makes the fans go APE! (yea yea ok...I can hear the collective groans)...so YOU come up with a better one.


The Red Sox are still trying to get that "monkey" off of their backs..

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Snoogans
09-29-2003, 11:18 AM
boston was planning a gorilla sneak attack on the A's and they would have got away with it if it wasnt for that meandering(sp) security guard

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eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

fiestygal
09-29-2003, 12:25 PM
that was soooooooooooooooooooooo corney and may god have mercy on your soul!!!!

I'M RICH BIA-OTCH!

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Tall_James
09-29-2003, 01:00 PM
That damned gorilla snatched the glasses right off my face. He took the keys to my BMW and left me there to take his place

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erole
09-29-2003, 01:11 PM
A 300-pound gorilla will be kept off display after it escaped from its zoo enclosure for the second time in two months, snatching a 2-year-old girl and injuring a teenager, zoo officials said.



it's the R. Kelly of gorillas.

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Aggie
09-29-2003, 01:25 PM
HA! Erole, I've missed you. You never had trouble finding teh funny.

PS I still want you to draw me, PM me your email ;)

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Snoogans
09-29-2003, 01:44 PM
ill draw you aggie. just put on a blue diamond and lay on this couch over hear

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

Justice4all
09-29-2003, 03:13 PM
it's the R. Kelly of gorillas.



#1...now THAt was funny.
#2...Erole! Where in the hell have you been?!?!?!?!?!? Hope all is well with you...talk to you soon

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ChrisTheCop
09-29-2003, 06:47 PM
Amazing that the gorilla knew to stay out of Southie.
His baby's mama lives in Dorchester

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nellie
10-01-2003, 06:40 AM
So the moral is...when the Red Sox get into the playoffs, it makes the fans go APE! (yea yea ok...I can hear the collective groans)...so YOU come up with a better one.


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ag
10-01-2003, 03:12 PM
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