white people are so afraid to buy black people?

[shamus mcfitzy]

It's funny what one finds when looking for info on Rent for a paper

http://www.rent-a-negro.com


so that's kinda funny.

[monsterone]

http://www.templeofblackjesus.com/othergraphics/pinkani.gif (http://www.templeofblackjesus.com/)


isn't this guy a poster here? please don't check out the vice section.

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<marquee behavior=alternate scrolldelay=30> i have a perrynoid song about me, how 'bout you?</Marquee>

[monsterone]

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/images/highfive.jpg (http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/)


been around but why not bring it back

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<marquee behavior=alternate scrolldelay=30> i have a perrynoid song about me, how 'bout you?</Marquee>

[Mike Teacher]

Oh Just GREAT! I visit the webpage, scroll down, and see THIS!



"I introduced her to my mother-- family conversations haven't been boring since!" -M.J., Teacher


That is SO NOT ME!!!!
[awaiting Ani...]

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[Death Metal Moe]

If there is a hell, these people will see it. (http://www.templeofblackjesus.com/black_jesus_dance.html)

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<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!

[monsterone]

http://www.templeofblackjesus.com/dancing_jesus/jesus.gif

<center><IMG SRC="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=monsterone01"></center>

<marquee behavior=alternate scrolldelay=30> i have a perrynoid song about me, how 'bout you?</Marquee>

[Snoogans]

Additional Services

 "Help! I need a Black Opinion!" $75 per call
(30 minute duration) or email (24 hr response time)

 Touch Her Hair: $25 each time

 Touch Her Skin: $35 each touch

 Compare Your Skin Tone to Hers: $50

 Tell her"you look just like..." another black person: $100

 Call her "sister" "sista" "girlfriend" or "girl": $150 each time

 Dance Lessons for the Rhythm-Challenged: $250 hour

 Challenging Racist Family Members: add $500 per person

 Racist Guests at Event: add $500 per event (per racist)

 "Will You Tell Them I'm Not a Racist?": $1500 per vouch

 Certificate of Association: $100
A 8x10" certificate stating your affiliation with a black person.



http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Snoogans]

Why rent-a-negro?
Why not buy?
As we all know, the purchase of African Americans was outlawed many years ago. As times have changed the need for black people in your life has changed but not diminished. The presence of black people in your life can advance business and social reputation. These days those who claim black friends and colleagues are on the cutting edge of social and political trends. As our country strives to incorporate the faces of African Americans, you have to keep up. rent-a-negro offers you the chance to capitalize on your connection with a black person. At any gathering our service can bring a freshness and tension that will keep things lively. This adds currency to your image and events. We all go out for ethnic food every once in a while, why not bring some new flavor to your home or office...for all your friends and colleagues to enjoy!



http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Snoogans]

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/images/highfive.jpg


i could swear thats dale earnhart jr

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

This message was edited by Snoogans on 9-29-03 @ 10:19 PM

[armymad]

all i got to say is oh my good:confuse:

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[UR

[furie]

i know (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/28154/page/rent_a_negro.htm)

the question is, has anyone used it yet?


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