my desire kind've waned when i saw her blowing a midget laying down on a piano...
Sadly, I've seen that one.
Vanessa appears as an apparition to teach some young woman who is in love with her films how to seduce some French guy who treats her like shit. A black guy is playing the piano and midgy midgerton is in a tux. She gets mad at him during his blow job cuz he can't get it up and is complaining. The nerve of that short little bastard.
I actually thought about that film last night as my girlfriend was asking me if I thought that midgets had tiny or normal cocks. Unfortunately, I knew that answer because of that film. It's all proportional.
Now as far as my favorite old school porn star...
I have too many to call out just one. But I probably have to put Dorothy LeMay at the top, because she was hotter than Aunt Peg and Kay Parker. Now Aunt Peg and Kay Parker had their good qualities, but back in the 70's, it was also still ok for a woman to be like 40 and starring in porn. It's actually too bad that still isn't ok. I guess there's still the MILF stuff, but I dunno, it just seems less natural. Today's porn is based on waiting one second after a girl's 18th birthday and then dropping a load in her face, right after you pull it out of her ass. How they don't get pink eye still surprises me.
People will even go on about Traci Lords, but you know what... In my opinion she ain't that good looking. Not then, not now. She was good and all, but not as legendary as people make her out to be. But she does deserve the respect of the industry and all those who do find her hot. Some may even say Savannah was great, but her mystique is only cuz she ate a bullet. I think she's one of the most boring porn stars I've ever seen. Linda Lovelace gets a pass based on the fact that she hated being in porn and all the story behind all that.
I still prefer the old school porn on film. Maybe that's just because that's the porn I grew up with, but, I think the cum dumpsters of today don't show any of the dedication that Vanessa Del Rio, Honey Wilder, Ginger Lynn, Kay Parker, Sharon Mitchell, Aunt Peg, Dorothy LeMay, Seka, Marilyn Chambers and so many other nameless and forgotten girls of the 70's did, to making a quality product. Today, it's just 4 hours of pieced together random shots. No pride at all. And I blame you. Yes you. The viewing audience. For letting it all decline and only wanting to just get some slut to shut up and take a facial. Honestly, I miss a good shot on some girls back. Maybe across her tits (and they were real back then). But today, if it ain't in the face, it doesn't get shot. And that's boring. If you know how every scene is going to end, then there's no mystery. No mystique. Once you see her drop to her knees and open wide, tongue extended, you know you better wrap it up cuz it's time for closin'. Boring.
Bring back the quality!
It's a real film Jack
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This message was edited by skidmark on 9-29-03 @ 12:03 AM