Dude! How's those crumbs get in my keyboard!? Eww!

[Death Metal Moe]

Man. I just knocked out like a whole loaf of bread in crumb form from my keyboard. Fucking nasty. Why do I snack around my computer?

So do the Death Metal Moe Scumbag test too. Pick your keyboard up and bang in on the edge that your spacebar is on, upsidedown so the crumbs can fall out.

Be prepared for grossness.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Oh great. I just noticed I used the word "How's" instead of "How'd". So now I sound like Gollum. Great.

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[TheKnicks23]

About a month ago I cleaned my keyboard for the first time in 3 years. It was a fucking sight.

Make sure you know where all the keys go, get a screw driver, pop out the keys, clean the inside of the keyboard, and put the keys back on.

Take an hour out of your day and do something constructive, otherwise your keyboard with start going screwy with all the crumbs in it.

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[TooCute]

If only it were only breadcrumbs. I gave up long ago on trying to get the dog hair out of my keyboard.

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[SatCam]

Most of the shit in my keyboard is stuck there by a sticky substance.

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[TheMojoPin]

Why don't you people get some of that canned air? I use that for ALL my dusting. Takes me no more than 15 minutes to dust my four-level house, and it cleans a keyboard in two seconds flat.

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[PanterA]

cool, I just flipped over my keyboard , shook it around, and found a few pieces of bud.

Add that to this nice bowl pack.

ahhhh

Nothing like a morning buzz

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[TooCute]

Cleans your house, mojo? Don't you mean stirs up the dust so it can resettle a few minutes later.

And canned air does not work on dog hair in keyboards, unfortunately.

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[TheMojoPin]

Yes, but like a smart little girl, I always vaccum afterwards.

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[Heavy]

Which takes 3 more hours.

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[TheMojoPin]

Only if you're a half-retarded, crippled midget with a claw for his one little hand. The rest of the world doesn't like living in filth, johnnee. If you do it every two weeks it takes no time at all.

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[sr71blackbird]

Ive seen in some pizza places they cover the keys of the register in plastic wrap. Or else you can get one of these if its a real problem.....
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[Mike Teacher]

Cleans your house, mojo? Don't you mean stirs up the dust so it can resettle a few minutes later.


True, but there is a way to 'dust' a room with compressed air. Which I have a lot of.

For my painting and modeling in my basement I got one of the big HEPA Air Filters at Sears. It basically looks like...well, like a round thing 2 feet across and 2 feet high.

I bring it into the room in question; turn it up on full; blast away at everything, and then let the Filter do its thing. On the 'high' setting the sucker is taking in some serious air; and the filters sure are picking out the dust, or at least the dust that makes it there. It's imcomplete, and does nothing for the aforementioned hair, crumbs, pizza boxes, absolut bottles, porn magaz...oops.

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