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WRESTLINGFAN
09-26-2003, 07:00 PM
The two that top the list are Schaefer and meister brau. AWFUL

Death Metal Moe
09-26-2003, 07:03 PM
Pabst Blue Ribbon has to be run off from a actual beer factory.

And how many beer judges had to die to get that blue ribbon. Or worse yet, imagine way back Pabst was actually the BEST beer you could get?

Fuck that.

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squrl
09-26-2003, 07:07 PM
schlitz ice. but in college it was nice and cheap so i drank a lot of it.

reeshy
09-26-2003, 07:07 PM
Years ago, a friend of mine took a trip to Canada and came home with some La Batts's beer. The crap was actually green...no shit!!! We drank it anyway..or tried to. God, was that stuff vile. Leave it to the French-canadians!!!!

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Steels
09-26-2003, 07:12 PM
Milwaukee Best a.k.a. "The Beast"

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Heavy
09-26-2003, 07:19 PM
Pabst Blue Ribbon has to be run off from a actual beer factory

Pabst is actually all I drink now. Goes down smooth with no nasty after taste.

But the worst beer i ever had was one of those Weizens or however its spelled, from Germany.

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monsterone
09-26-2003, 07:26 PM
colt 45 double malt- 32oz. i only saw it for only 1 summer, my sophmore year in college. honestly liquid crack. 1=2, 2=4, if you made it past 2, and i don't know anyone that did, god help you.

and it had the worst hangover ever. comprable to nails being hammered through your eyeballs from inside your head.

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Heavy
09-26-2003, 07:28 PM
I love me some Colt 45, but damn the shits were terrible the next day.

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DeltaPin
09-26-2003, 07:50 PM
Coors Light...oh you said BEER.

Then it would have to be Miester Brau.

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Justice4all
09-26-2003, 10:03 PM
LITE beer....god that tastes awful..So does Red Stripe. And I had that IN Jamacia. I almost spit it out as soon as it passed through my tounge.

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monsterone
09-26-2003, 10:09 PM
you might be coming accross as a beer snob j4a.

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Crippler
09-27-2003, 06:11 AM
HA!...I've been telling him that for years...he's such an elitist when it comes to his beer.

"I can't drink that swill...Lovey Darling, pass me a Killians...it's all I'll drink, the rest isn't really 'beer' you know."

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Lisa Croft
09-27-2003, 06:48 AM
I don't care what any of you say, the worst beer on the planet is Guinness. It tastes like ass. Then again, I drink Olde English, which tastes like piss. Maybe I'm not the best judge.

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Clark Kent
09-27-2003, 07:12 AM
I hate any beers that come from a bar that makes their own. You go in there and just want a beer, Bud, Miller, whatever, and they treat you like they're so above the name brands. Oh, we don't have Bud, but we made this "Fud" beer in our basement. Try it!

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Heavy
09-27-2003, 07:17 AM
the worst beer on the planet is Guinness.

Oh how could I forget Guinness!! Disgusting!

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TheMojoPin
09-27-2003, 07:20 AM
Pabst is actually all I drink now.

This explains SO much.

Oh how could I forget Guinness!! Disgusting!

So does this. 99% of the people I know who hate Guinness drink it ice-cold straight from a can or one of those crappy Canadian-brewed bottles, so they're really only doing it to themselves.

god that tastes awful..So does Red Stripe

What color is the sky on Earth-2?

Then again, I drink Olde English

I'm almost positive that's what I use to polish the furniture around my house.

My vote goes for Miller High Life, just because of the blatant false advertising. "Champagne of beers" my sexy ASS...

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furie
09-27-2003, 08:00 AM
1 meister brau
2 Old Millwalke's best
3 Coors Lite
4 Strough's(?)
5 Miller Genuine Draft


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FUNKMAN
09-27-2003, 08:02 AM
when we would open a quart of Ballantine Ale there was a nasty smell, it dun stank... why we bought it more than once i am not sure... and i think there was a little riddle or saying on the inside of the cap. talk about being easily amused....

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badorties
09-27-2003, 08:10 AM
+ zima is in a class all by itself, maybe just for the tool that pushed it in the 90s
+ and any other coors product, including the vile killian's
+ most, if not all, lite beer
+ any fruit flavoured beer
+ and heinenken - used to drink it by the case load, but had one rancidly skunked bottle and now just the smell gets me ....
+ guinness is the greatest beer when served right, and the most vile when not ....

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A.J.
09-27-2003, 11:36 AM
Olympia, The Beast and any Coors product.

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erole
09-27-2003, 11:39 AM
worst beer i ever had was the one that led to me being in bed with two sheep, a dude named Ralphy and a vat of Oil of Olay

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fiestygal
09-27-2003, 11:54 AM
every beer is the worst.....

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AppleBoy
09-27-2003, 01:21 PM
Anyone remember the generic products of the mid '80's? No fancy packaging or name brands? Someone came out with generic beer and that was the absolue worst. If it didn't have any aftertaste then it wouldn't have any tase at all. Matts was pretty awful too. Pour some on the floor and trap small animals. Also, anything from the Genessee Brewing Co. especially Genessee Cream Ale (aka Genny Screamers - an accurate description of what you were doing the next morning while on the throne) and Genny Light.

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ADF
09-27-2003, 01:43 PM
"I can't drink that swill...Lovey Darling, pass me a Killians...it's all I'll drink, the rest isn't really 'beer' you know."


Drinking Killian's does <i>not</i> qualify one as a beer snob.

Domestic beer, on average, isn't very good, but sometimes you're in the mood for a watery budweiser. Drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon should be done only for the kitsch factor. The worst beer, however, is Bud Ice. Blarf.

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FUNKMAN
09-27-2003, 01:54 PM
Oil of Olay


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Wormwood
09-27-2003, 02:12 PM
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Bottled crap.

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TooCute
09-27-2003, 03:24 PM
A homebrew one of my housemates made & flavored with artificial spruce flavoring. It tasted exactly like dirt.

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Wormwood
09-27-2003, 03:44 PM
Oh how could I forget Guinness!! Disgusting!

Or the best ever!!!

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Reephdweller
09-27-2003, 09:16 PM
The absolute worst beer I ever had was called Blackened Voodoo Lager, it's just god awful

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Steels
09-27-2003, 10:04 PM
Worst tasting 40 oz......

Crazy Horse!

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TheGameHHH
09-27-2003, 10:40 PM
anybody who says Sam Adams or Guiness is an awful beer has no taste whatsoever in beer. Steels hit that shit right on the head, Beast is hands down the worst ever.


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monsterone
09-27-2003, 11:00 PM
a few saranac's or ok, but more than a couple, you will spray out your ass

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
09-27-2003, 11:07 PM
Maybe we got a bad batch but...

Magic Hat #9.

Awful. Tasted like beef gravy.

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TheGameHHH
09-27-2003, 11:32 PM
haha one night i was hanging out with Gwen and she brought Magic Hat, i thought it tasted pretty damn good.


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TheMojoPin
09-28-2003, 08:09 AM
I'm going with the growing consensus, "Beast" IS by far THE worst domestic beer available (I won't go into the kind of beer I had to suffer trying in SE Asia alone). The Beast is the only beer I know of that left me feeling hungover and with the next-day-beer-shits....WHILE I WAS STILL DRUNK THAT NIGHT.

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Hottub
09-29-2003, 11:35 AM
Red White and Blue
Old Milwalkee
Knickerbocker
Blatz
Golden Anniversary



We had a lot of Really bad beer back in the day.



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JimBeam
09-29-2003, 11:46 AM
There's a lot of hating on The Beast, but I had so much of it in college I actually grew a liking to it.
I havent had it in a few years but I'm sure I'd drink it in a pinch.

I dont know if anybody said it, but to me Budweiser is f-ing awful.
It tastes like somebody but a cigarette butt in every bottle.
Heineken has been said and I will agree that it tastes like shit.

I dont mind domestic beers.
I dont think a beer has to have a nasty aftertaste to be good. Oh so much like the trendy micro brews.
Sam Adams this honkus !!
I'd rather drink warm Beast out of an old shoe.


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Bill From Yorktown
09-29-2003, 11:47 AM
Utica Club
Ed's Chili Beer

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StupidGirlllll
09-29-2003, 11:54 AM
Red Dawg

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Furtherman
09-29-2003, 12:55 PM
Red Stripe and Corona Light.

Can't stand Budweiser either.