metrosexual athletes

[monsterone]

yeah pg 2-

metrosexual (MET.roh.sek.shoo.ul) n. A dandyish narcissist in love with not only himself, but also his urban lifestyle; a straight man who is in touch with his feminine side. metrosexuality n.


the metros (http://espn.go.com/page2/s/gallery/metros.html?partnersite=espn)

the non-metros (http://espn.go.com/page2/s/gallery/nonmetros.html)

my favorite- the anna kournikova of football

http://espn.go.com/i/magazine/new/metro_jason_seahorn.jpg



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[SatCam]

do all the mets automatically become metrosexuals because they're the metropolitains?

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[monsterone]

robbie alomar and mike piazza had the bases covered with the homosexual angle for a little while. ehhh ge ge ge

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[TheMojoPin]

Metrosexual posters.

http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/looking.BMP

See Alkey, Steels, et al.

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[pennington]

The metro boys all seem to spend a lot of time plucking and shaping their eyebrows. That ain't right.

[TheMojoPin]

Says you, Ugly McAloneagaintonight.

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[pennington]

Says you, Ugly McAloneagaintonight


I have a natural beauty. Please don't be jealous of it.

[TheMojoPin]

That's code for "ass/back/shoulder hair".

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[monsterone]

mojo, we can't be comfortable with your metrosexuality until you're accepting of yourself. we support you... ... in a distant, sort of uncomfortable way

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[TheMojoPin]

Just admire me from afar...and speak of me to your grandchildren...

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[monsterone]

...and speak of me to your grandchildren...


should i mention the chest shaving parties you hosted?

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[TheMojoPin]

Only if you describe it in song.

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[Hoojibs]

http://espn.go.com/i/magazine/new/metro_karl_malone.jpg

Karl Malone says that Karl Malone never looked at another guy that way before. Karl Malone is a ladies man and Karl Malone is as straight as the day is long.

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[monsterone]

Only if you describe it in song.


this one's for mojo...

mojo's got the magic bic
you know if he shaves you once, he can shave twice...

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[shamus mcfitzy]

they could've picked better non-metrosexuals. Edgerin James is still a pretty man despite his teeth.....well that's what i hear from my gay friends at least.....not that they're really gay and that they're always hanging around me.......because i'm not gay.......uh I gotta go uh........go down on a chick or something.

[El Mudo]

Terrell Owens...

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/inside_game/don_banks/news/2002/11/05/midseason_report/t1_owens_all-01.jpg

David Boston

http://www.ballenphotos.com/c468.jpg

Or any other Wide Reciever not named James Arthur Monk, Tim Brown, or Marvin Harrison...

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