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TheCosmicCircus
09-23-2003, 11:11 PM
who on the board likes Satan? I smell demons on this board.

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TheMojoPin
09-23-2003, 11:14 PM
I don't like Satan.

He is worthless and weak.

Jesus would kick his faggy manatee ass all the way back to Fagsylvania, or wherever the fuck his non-white ass comes from.

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TheCosmicCircus
09-23-2003, 11:18 PM
faggy =(homophobe)

Non-white =(racist)

My how the good book do work miracles on people.

sorry flanders this thread is for FRIENDS of the devil. You must of misread the topic .

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This message was edited by TheCosmicCircus on 9-24-03 @ 3:23 AM

TheMojoPin
09-23-2003, 11:43 PM
Dude, I don't have time for Satan and his zany cocksmokin' antics. He's clearly on the pipe and on welfare and just having babies left and right and living off the state's teet. Plus he's trying to always recruit our kids in school with his queer agenda to make them slaves of Allah or something. I'M ROCKIN' FOR JESUS, MOTHERFUCKER. TOOT-TOOT!!! THIS TRUCK ONLY BRAKES FOR THE LORD!!!


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TheCosmicCircus
09-24-2003, 12:27 AM
(jumps up on a hickory stump)

boy lemme tell ya what-

Jesus doesnt even have real shoes.. He has slippers. you would think The powerful almighty would have better sole support/soul support-
anyway- he can part the C... ok wait..
He can part the sea...
He can turn blood into wine...
he can walk on water...
but he couldnt make a decent shoe?

and whats with that jesus hair? christ, he makes Mikey D look hip-
satan aint got no hair.. wanna know why?
cuz his HEADS ON FIRE!!!!!
that is not weak my friend.
thats hot AND sexy.




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Reephdweller
09-24-2003, 02:45 AM
Jesus is the shizzle to the worlds nizzle.

Satan sucks monkey balls!

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<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">right now you could care less about me...
but soon enough you will care, by the time Im done</marquee> </font>

guttersnipe
09-24-2003, 05:39 AM
What Would Buddha Say?




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A.J.
09-24-2003, 06:07 AM
I don't like Satan -- but I'm keen on Beelzebub.

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TooCute
09-24-2003, 06:12 AM
A friend of the devil is a friend of mine.

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Def Dave in SC
09-24-2003, 10:51 AM
He can part the sea...
He can turn blood into wine...
he can walk on water...
but he couldnt make a decent shoe?


You need a stronger argument than that!


I'm keen on Beelzebub


You are? Well, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me! For meeeee! FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE!

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PanterA
09-24-2003, 11:18 AM
My bologna has a first name, it's S-A-T-A-N
My bologna has a second name, it's D-U-V-E-L
It's not boars head. It's better then that.
Sometimes it's thin. Sometimes it's fat.

To catch a glimps, some, say, please.

Mephiskapheles WHAAAA-OH!!!

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Actually Satan sucks.

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jocefus
09-24-2003, 11:25 AM
i heard he's down in georgia

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hey my man, what it look like

DJEvelEd
09-24-2003, 12:02 PM
Satan puts his Peepee in Hitler's Poopie. He enjoys the stink of man-feces. I don't trust him and can only put up with him in small spurts.

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Death Metal Moe
09-24-2003, 04:45 PM
I have Sympathy for the Devil.

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How can this poison be the dream of my soul?
How did my fantasies take complete control.......yea.

sr71blackbird
09-24-2003, 04:55 PM
I have a theory about God and the devil.
It goes like this...
If we "force" God into a state, say, as a "man" or "woman", then we are "requiring"God to be one or the other, and if hes one or the other, than he cant be both, right? Following that logic, say God is black or white? One or the other or either? AND both? AND neither at the same time? Follow it further...Does God exist? Yes, No, Both, neither? By requiring God to exist, are you saying that God cant NOT exist? By "allowing" God to not exist AND be real elevates God's power to infinity! Think about it.

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shamus mcfitzy
09-24-2003, 05:46 PM
elevates God's power to infinity!


i hope that was a joke and not genuine deep thought, because that's kinda the point of God.

Death Metal Moe
09-24-2003, 07:52 PM
On a more serious note, I do not believe in or worship Satan.

You see, I don't believe in God. So therefore, I do not believe in the Satan of the Bible or any other religion. Belief in Satan by default is also a belief in God. Not that you'd worship God, but it is an admission that he does exist.

And saying you believe in Satan is SO high school/non-conformist/pissing your parents off. kids say that. Adults usually know better.

I do know Satanists, but they don't believe in or worship an evil red man with a tail either. They follow the Left Hand Path to personal freedom, and some of them to a type of magic described in the Satanic bible. Very different than saying you worship Satan.

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How can this poison be the dream of my soul?
How did my fantasies take complete control.......yea.

hatetreehighway
09-25-2003, 11:24 AM
hate loves evil
SHOUT AT THE DEVIL

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high fly
09-25-2003, 11:31 AM
The devil? In the end, he's a big fat loser!

Why join up with the losing team?

Why not just tattoo "I am a dumbass" on your forehead?

" and they ask me why I drink"

Death Metal Moe
09-25-2003, 11:32 AM
SHOUT AT THE DEVIL


Yea, Aquanet is EVIL!!!!!!!

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How can this poison be the dream of my soul?
How did my fantasies take complete control.......yea.

Contra
09-25-2003, 12:16 PM
He can turn blood into wine...


I'm pretty sure that was water. You may be thinking of the whole "this wine is the blood of Jesus" thing.

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Death Metal Moe
09-25-2003, 12:33 PM
Why not just tattoo "I am a dumbass" on your forehead?


No no. The Personalize Paul-O thread is in another forum.

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How can this poison be the dream of my soul?
How did my fantasies take complete control.......yea.

hatetreehighway
09-26-2003, 04:39 AM
heavy metal kills .
devil saves lives .

6-6-6 THE NUMBER OF THE BEST-MAIDEN
12 TO U OF EARTH AND SEA -AS THE DEVIL SENDS THE BEAST WITH WRATH--CAUSE HE KNOWS HE TIME IS SHORT-LET HIM UNDERSTANDS RECKON THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST-FOR IT IS A HUMAN NUMBER-HIS NUMBER IS
666 AND HIS EMAIL IS 666@HOTMAIL.ORG

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FUNKMAN
09-26-2003, 05:40 AM
when i was out on my morning jog i tripped an old lady and threw gum at a homeless person...

i was RUNNING WITH THE DEVIL...

i'm gonna tell you one time OOOOOHHHHHHHH!

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hatetreehighway
09-26-2003, 09:32 AM
roth halen always cool....

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