BEST "ONION" PAST ISSUE EVER!!

[blakjeezis]

Seriously, there's some funny shit here.

Peel the layers (http://www.theonion.com/3937/history.html)

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If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!!
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[JustJon]

Buy Our Dumb Century. A book full of that shit.

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[squrl]

Best Onion headline this week:

God grants John Ritter's wish to meet Johnny Cash

[Mike Teacher]

Buy Our Dumb Century. A book full of that shit.


Someone gave me this and another 'Onion' Compilation. If I'm walking by myself anywhere, and think of the picture below, I laugh out loud, and people usually get scared, but it's the funniest thing, for me, ever:

http://members.aol.com/miketeachr/moon1

You can read the HILARIOUS fine-print at:





HOLY SHIT MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON (http://www.members.shaw.ca/rlongpre01/moon.html)

[TheMojoPin]

The best is still the little blurb in the corner...

"WE CAN PUT A MAN ON THE MOON, BUT WE CAN'T BOMB A TINY ASIAN NATION INTO THE STONE AGE?"

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2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You might tell some lies about the good times we've had/But I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[A.J.]

My favorite is the one about the Kennedy assasination. Not only is the main headline good but so are the smaller headlines: "Zapruder Family Wowed During Screening of Home Movies" and "Jackie Kennedy Catches Husband's Brains With Grace, Aplomb".

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