I Highlight Random Lines In My Textbooks.

[blakjeezis]

Just to fuck with the person who buys it used after I sell it back. They way I figure it, either they flunk the class or they spend most of their study time thinking, "What kind of maniac had this book before me ?" Both ways I get a laugh. It's a win-win situation.

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[Death Metal Moe]

I pee in books.

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[Wormwood]

It's always funny to have smeared blood and dried tear drop paper wrinkles in a Physics or
Differential Equations text.

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[TheMojoPin]

I rubbed a wet finger across your forehead as you slept. And then denied you three times before my cock crowed.

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[Mike Teacher]

I was the KISS head who turned every face in every book into either Gene, Paul, Ace, or Peter.

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[sr71blackbird]

I was the guy who left a bloody booger on the forehead of Prince Charles in the history book you bought used.

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[Death Metal Moe]

I AM SPARTACUS!

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[monsterone]

i let prostitutes hold my books between their legs before i sell them back. i figure if i'm going to get $5 for a $50 book, those fucker's are getting syphilis.


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[shamus mcfitzy]

i jerked it to a picture of Marie Antoinette. Is that wierd?

[Melrapuo]

i jerked it to a picture of Marie Antoinette. Is that wierd?

hmm...is the pic pre or post-execution?

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[shamus mcfitzy]

hmm...is the pic pre or post-execution?


what do you think? ;)









pre-......maybe

[grlNIN]

I used to blackout the page numbers.


Sucks to be the underclassmen who got those books.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Yea I used to fill up the name lines in the front of the books I got from school with jokes like Mike Hunt and Dick Hertz.

And drawing in the was pretty standard too.

I always owed a few bucks in fines at the end of the year.

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[grlNIN]

In an accident gone wrong i ended up setting my 8th Grade Literature book on fire.


I really don't remember how exactly that happened.

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[TheGameHHH]

man, you guys are all dicks.

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[monsterone]

how about having to have a book cover, and using a brown paper bag. in junior high, i would spend hours drawing album covers, ie king diamond, metallica, etc...

i thought i was so styling, and now know why i got shot down by the preppy girls.

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[Death Metal Moe]

i thought i was so styling, and now know why i got shot down by the preppy girls.


Don't worry. They all got fucking pregnant.

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[PanterA]

I used to do the "turn to page..." then on that page i would make sure there was a picture and draw funny things in the picture then write, "now turn to page..." and would do this thru the entire book.

I would also black out certain letters so I can make sentances like "You're a fucking retard"

ALSO in math text books I would put in the wrong answers for the questions so that the next user would think they had it easy, and have all the wrong answers.

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[monsterone]

turn pg to 33, turn pg to 103, turn pg to 123, if you turned to pg to 123, you're a fag.

worked if you "lost your book," and got to borrow one of the teacher's for the class. (i always had the card in the from that you signed that said you signed the book out for the year)

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[Wormwood]

I used to blackout the page numbers.

it would have to be all of them for it to work, I'd be exhausted.
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This message was edited by Wormwood on 9-25-03 @ 8:12 PM

[grlNIN]

it would have to be all of them for it to work, I'd be exhausted.



It was all of them, that's the only way it would work.

When you're done with your work and sitting in class for however long, the whole year you don't really notice such things as exhaustion.

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This message was edited by grlNIN on 9-25-03 @ 8:18 PM