View Full Version : Ideas to Fuck it Up...(Homecoming Dance)
cozmokramer
09-23-2003, 11:27 AM
Well a week ago in school everyone was to vote for five guys and five girls for Freshmen homcoming King and Queen...(I voted for Reservoir Dog and Pulp Fiction charactrs)
Anyways, the top five list came out today and somehow I am in the runnings...I wasn't even gonna go, but now I gotta make something of it...
So if I do win, does anyone have any ideas for what I should do? (Stage, Spotlight Dance, Fucking Football float)
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IrishAlkey
09-23-2003, 11:29 AM
Live Suicide
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Doogie
09-23-2003, 12:03 PM
Anally violate a chicken onstage
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TheGameHHH
09-23-2003, 12:10 PM
dump a bucket on pigs blood on your head, itd be funny
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Heavy
09-23-2003, 12:18 PM
Admit youre gay
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Admit that Johnee Wadd is gay.
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TheMojoPin
09-23-2003, 12:37 PM
When the joke is revealed and the jocks' fists start flying, run as only a nerd can, nerdlinger.
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JustJon
09-23-2003, 12:58 PM
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Summon flying monkeys
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Def Dave in SC
09-23-2003, 01:02 PM
get shitfaced drunk and throw up on everybody.
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Def Dave in SC
09-23-2003, 01:02 PM
get shitfaced drunk and throw up on everybody. TWICE!!!
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Heavy
09-23-2003, 01:19 PM
Admit you only post on a messageboard when you want to make unfunny jokes about a specific member.
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tell everyone to join the ron and fez cult group.
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DJEvelEd
09-23-2003, 01:38 PM
Eat a bunch af laxative, hang from the chandelier, and spray the dance floor with liquid feces. Make sure you aim for the girls wearing white.
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reeshy
09-23-2003, 01:39 PM
Stand naked on stage with a box of sugar in front of your pubes, you handsome devil, you!!!!!!!!
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Justice4all
09-23-2003, 01:53 PM
Toss out Bring Back Ron and Fez bumper stickers to the crowd.
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Iamnotatool
09-23-2003, 02:15 PM
Give a rambling thank you speech until they que the music over your words, leaving all feeling uncomfortable.
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Jackie Sloan
09-23-2003, 02:20 PM
Convince them you're NOT a twink...now that'd be somethin!
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TheMojoPin
09-23-2003, 11:16 PM
I don't like proms.
They're worthless and weak.
But if you gotta go and make a spectacle...eat a manatee.
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Mike Teacher
09-23-2003, 11:25 PM
The administrators will love this:
I'd like to thank My Personal Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ because only through Him shall we see the Demons of the Cult of Islam and its message of death to the infidel!!!
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"Expiate!!!
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high fly
09-25-2003, 12:25 PM
Show up heavily armed. Holstered revolvers on each hip, big ole bayonet danglin', sawed off shotgun in one hand, and, and bandoleers, gots to have the bandoleers goin'. with a coupla gernades, and a long blade of grass in your mouth.
For a hat, I suggest a cowboy hat with the front folded up and fastened with a giant brass baby pin.
Oh yeah, don't bathe for a few days beforehand, either.
(edit) No! Wait! Pull a Wendy O. Williams and show up wearing only shaving cream!
Dude! You'll be famous!
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This message was edited by high fly on 9-25-03 @ 4:27 PM
Contra
09-25-2003, 12:50 PM
Grab the queen and lay big sloppy togue kiss on her, even if she doesn't want you to.
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Katylina
09-25-2003, 01:11 PM
Wear a prom dress.
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Katylina
09-25-2003, 01:11 PM
Wear a prom dress.
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SatCam
09-25-2003, 03:41 PM
Stand naked on stage with a box of sugar in front of your pubes, you handsome devil, you!!!!!!!!
Dammit, reeshy, stop stealing my punch lines.
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Snoogans
09-25-2003, 03:45 PM
how bout you just get a big projector and show them your home jerking off movies. im sure that would ruin it for just about everyone.
of course your in the running, its called a plot. we always voted the hottest chick and then the biggest nerd guy, its like a grade wide joke. your the joke crank boy
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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal
eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!
TheMojoPin
09-25-2003, 04:13 PM
Where's Moe's support for this champ in his hour of need?
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SatCam
09-25-2003, 04:29 PM
we always voted the hottest chick and then the biggest nerd guy, its like a grade wide joke.
Are you serious? I am so fucked.
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high fly
09-25-2003, 04:46 PM
Cut the ass out of your pants and don't wear underwear.
Then wedge about 2 feet of toilet paper up your ass and let it trail, wafting in the breeze.
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Snoogans
09-25-2003, 04:49 PM
Quote:
we always voted the hottest chick and then the biggest nerd guy, its like a grade wide joke.
Are you serious? I am so fucked.
dont sweat it satcam, your school may be the other way, the popular guy with the really weird chick. but yea, the voting is usually done at lunch and their is always a little kinda plotting. its not even like we put our heads together, everyone just kinda knows the joke cause the student counsil does the nominating
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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal
eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!
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