My Littering Technique

[sr71blackbird]

I notice that whenever Im driving and want to litter, I'm always worried about the car behind me seeing the bottle or whatever coming out the window. In a straightaway, its impossible because of the fact that the person behind can see the passenger side of your car and see the item ejected, as depicted below:

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So, as a result, I have taken to tossing items out the passenger side window as a go around curves to avoid being detected and thus avoid the "leer" when they later approach me at the next light. The tossed item will appear to them as something I "kicked up on the roadway" as depicted below:

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[SatCam]

In conclusion, you can see that psycological effects of littering are much more damaging than the regret of not completing the act.

Thank you for your presentation, Mr. Blackbird.

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[Reephdweller]

I concur with SR71's assessment. For I too, have ejected many such objects in projectile like fashion along the many highways and biways of this great land that we call America. In conclusion, I am of the belief that these such said objects came from the Earth and I am rightfully re-depositing them back from whence they came. In essence, you could call me an "environmentalist".

For all those who will argue to the contrary of the ills of roadway pulluting cause to the ecosystem, I retort with the plain statement that I don't give a frog's fat cancer ridden ass! After all I'm an American dammit, and these are the very principles this great nation was founded upon! FUCK THE FRENCH!!!

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[Snoogans]

i generally try to make it my goal to hit whatever cars are in line behind me. if in the fast lane on the highway, i try to throw a big garbage bag off the mediam as to splatter cars on each side of the thourohfare :)

i try not to throw things out the window, but yes i always wait till a curve or till there is no car nearby if i do have something i need to toss

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[furie]

litterers are worthless animals and should be dragged into the street and shot in the head right above the ground they littered upon.

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This message was edited by furie on 9-22-03 @ 2:30 PM

[SatCam]

When ever the cops are in a high speed pursuit with me, I am very concerned with the well-being of the cops, so I will throw my 2 kilo bags of weed out the window on curves.

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[FUNKMAN]

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[grlNIN]

Why is it neccessary that you throw this stuff out of your window? Have you reached such a state of complete laziness that you can't get a small bag to leave in your car to avoid throwing shit out of windows and risking a potential accident or getting a ticket?


Seriously, plastic bag, put garbage in it, dispose at will.

Not that hard.

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[reeshy]

When ever the cops are in a high speed pursuit with me, I am very concerned with the well-being of the cops, so I will throw my 2 kilo bags of weed out the window on curves.


The PBA salutes you, Mr. SatCam!!!!!! You are truly a Great American!!!!

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This message was edited by reeshy on 9-21-03 @ 6:00 PM

[SatCam]

Isnt making a high speed chase worse enough?

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[grlNIN]

Isnt making a high speed chase worse enough?



Aren't you like 14?

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[SatCam]

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[SatCam]

Reeshy is my gullable friend, dont mind him.

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[sr71blackbird]

4 out of 5 roadway polluters serveyed, recommend my technique over any other.
It saves space in landfills.
Its less costly in terms of energy wasted to "recycle".
It provides diversity to roadside landscapes and provides a job to highway clean up crews.

Who am I to destroy the economy by wasting litter in garbage cans? :p


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This message was edited by sr71blackbird on 9-21-03 @ 7:44 PM

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Remind me to dump garbage on your lawn you filthy bastard. Stop being so stupid and throw the shit in the garbage like an adult.

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[sr71blackbird]

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[zoom2457]

litterers are worthless animals and should be dragged into the street and shot in the head right above the ground the littered upon.


The important question I have is...

Do you pick up the dead body or just leave it there???

Also, while I might not have agreed with the subject of the post, I found those illustrations very helpful.

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[TheMojoPin]

sr71blackbird should get herpes and explode.

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[furie]

litterers are worthless animals and should be dragged into the street and shot in the head right above the ground the littered upon.


The important question I have is...

Do you pick up the dead body or just leave it there???

Also, while I might not have agreed with the subject of the post, I found those illustrations very helpful.

"Excuse me, excuse me I believe you have my stapler"

move the body to a mass grave for other litter'ers.


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[Contra]

The only thing I really throw out the window is cig butts, and in that case the only thing I look out for is if I flick it the butt wont fly into someone elses window.

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[DJEvelEd]

I recycle. I keep a plastic bag in my truck. I fill it with garbage, tie it up nice, a give it to the first homeless/crackhead in Newark that I see. Sometimes I get a BJ if there's old food inside.









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[zoom2457]

move the body to a mass grave for other litter'ers.


Another question...

Would this mass grave be environmentally friendly???

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[Reephdweller]

Nothin like a old bum eatin an old cheeseburger giving you head at the same time.



whatever gets you through the day.

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[furie]

move the body to a mass grave for other litter'ers.


Another question...

Would this mass grave be environmentally friendly???

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humans are biodegradable.


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[sr71blackbird]

Sorry to bump this back to current, but I was driving home tonite and had finsihed a cup of coffee and wanted so badly to toss it out the window but couldnt find a time when there was no car behind me for a while.&nbsp; I finally turned off onto a side street and went to toss it out my passenger window and I throw it and it just happened to land right inside someones garbage can that was at the curb for tomorrows trash!&nbsp; I felt like I did my part! <img height="15" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/topicicons/thumbsup.gif" width="15" border="0" />

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