"Did'ja ever hump yer pillow?"

[Johnny Fontane]

Back in grade school I had a friend who asked me if I ever humped my pillow. I think he was expecting me to reply, "sure I've humped my pillow, all the guys do it."

That was over twenty years ago. Every so often I still hear that screechy voice in my head, asking "did'ja ever hump yer pillerrr?", and it still makes me laugh.

Do you have any weird shit like that in your head - stupid shit that will remain in your head forever?

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"You think you're God Almighty, but you know what you are? You're a cheap, lousy, dirty, stinkin' mug! And I'm glad what I done to you, ya hear that? I'm glad what I done!"

This message was edited by Johnny Fontane on 9-20-03 @ 11:05 PM

[Heavy]

where was he from?

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[Johnny Fontane]

where was he from?


Dennis, is that you? The funny thing is that he was a big fan of John C. Holmes.

The answer is Englewood Cliffs, NJ.

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"You think you're God Almighty, but you know what you are? You're a cheap, lousy, dirty, stinkin' mug! And I'm glad what I done to you, ya hear that? I'm glad what I done!"

[Death Metal Moe]

I don't know about my pillow, but the Victoria's Secret mail circular is pretty scared of me.

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[silera]

Yes.


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[monsterone]

you could probably make a small fortune selling that pillow to a japanese business man.

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[Heavy]

Mine?

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[monsterone]

wadd, you could probably break off an edge of that pillow smacking it with a hammer.

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[SatCam]

Sure, all the cool guys do it, right?

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[Johnny Fontane]

wadd, you could probably break off an edge of that pillow smacking it with a hammer.


The Vietnamese kids agree...

http://www.tropicalisland.de/SGN%20My%20Tho%20-%20laughing%20children2.jpg

...that was funny as hell.

[Heavy]

http://www.800pillows.com/images/Asian_Girl_playing_Flute_and_Drum_petit_pt_fabric_ trimmed_12in_x_16in.jpg

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[Yerdaddy]

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a guy taught me something really neat last year. Did ya' ever bop your balogna?

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[Melrapuo]

"Did'ja ever hump yer pillow?"


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"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

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Somebody please help me with touching up my sigs so they don't look like shit.

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[monsterone]

"joey? have you ever been in a... in a turkish prison?"


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This message was edited by monsterone on 9-21-03 @ 1:32 AM

[Melrapuo]

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

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[ADF]

Those aren't two pillows!

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[guttersnipe]

I started with teddy bears, then moved on to pillows. I finally got tired of misshapen pillows and now use bunched up blankets. Unless my teddy bear gives me that mischievous smile...



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[TheMojoPin]

"Did'ja ever hump yer pillow?"

Hey, HEY! She's YOUR sister...

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[keithy_19]

Have you ever had gay se...maybe i shouldn't talk about that...

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[Yerdaddy]

I started with teddy bears, then moved on to pillows. I finally got tired of misshapen pillows and now use bunched up blankets. Unless my teddy bear gives me that mischievous smile...
I got a fuzzy snake that might wink at ya

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