Best Commercial on TV

[Snoogans]

<Sapp> Excuse me?
<Morgan> Excuse you? excuse you nothing ill excuse you after we play a little football
<Sapp> you dont play football
<morgan> (laughin evily) everyday i do. ESPN NFL Football

uh oh, i here they little birdies talkin, they sayin sapp cant touch you, sapp too slow

i dont know why but its the funniest thing ever

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


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[Aggie]

It's funny because of Tracy Morgan.

But I think some of the best commercials are in movies, like How High.

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Or Friday After Next....."Brother's Barbeque, Tastes so good, makes you wanna SLAP YO MAMMA."

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[Snoogans]

slappin yo momma cant hold a candle to "Ima do it to you like billy white shoes baby!!"
especially with the looks on warren sapps face and morgans gut hangin out

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Fallon]

It's funny because of Tracy Morgan.
Tracy is also in the ESPN Hockey commercial with Jeremy Roenick. Tracy tring to iceskate = funny.

The one I like is for a sub or something and these two dudes are talking, one asks the other if he was raised by wolves or something, he says yes and they show a clip of him sipping from a wolf tit.

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[SatCam]

My favorite is on during NASCAR. A bunch of fat guys who work for pepsi watch their wives get horny over Jeff Gordon, so the next day they run to their trucks and try to jump in through the window. Fucking hillarious. imagine a fat guy hanging by the crotch of a pepsi truck.

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[zoom2457]

That Tracy Morgan commercial is very funny.

But, I must say that my favorite commercial, is the commercial that has the guy with the sore throat on the golf course and every time he hits the ball it hits someone in the head and they get knocked down.

This one makes me laugh every single time.

"Excuse me, excuse me I believe you have my stapler"

[JustJon]

imagine a fat guy hanging by the crotch of a pepsi truck.
Which part of the truck is the crotch?

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[more cowbells]

The one I like now is the couple that hopps into the (BMW?) and they're in a hurry to go to the airport and they're talking a million miles an hour and driving each other crazy only to find out that he was driven to the wrong airport!

By me eexplaining it brings no justice to the comedy...you'd have to see it yourself (it's a N.Y. thing).

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[Snoogans]

its a benz, the guy is late for his business flight. she races him to kennedy just in time to find he has to be at LGA

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[monsterone]

the jim breuer/ randy johnson deodorant dodgeball commercial is pretty funny.

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[FUNKMAN]

i just saw one recently that made me laugh but i didn't catch what it was for:

it was a beach scene copied from the movie '10', except Bo and Dudley were played be two people considered to be unattractive and when they get a good look at each other, while running towards each other, they stop, turn around, and tear ass the opposite way.

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[DJEvelEd]

The E Trade Financial commercial with the moving truck (Movers & Humpers) and the white trash family moving in. They're inbreds riding motorcycles, unloading alligators & killer bees, yelling & screaming, and looking scary. I really want a picture of the kid on the motorcycle with the teeth. I cant find it free anywhere. But it's fucking funny.

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[KERMIT]

The Tiger Caddy Shack one is pretty damn funny.

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[Fallon]

I like the Nike one with athletes playing different sports.

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[Freebird]

I think it's the most recent Snickers commercial. That guy makes me laugh...


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[Patches]

The Quizno's ass rat commercial

The truck commercial with the guy singing "Man, I feel like a woman"

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[Fallon]

The burger king commercials. One with the dude copying the whopper and the other with the guy sniffing the wrapper.

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[shamus mcfitzy]

One with the dude copying the whopper


hang yourself if you like that. That is an excuse to have 30 seconds of silence. I really want to kill people when that is on. The smelling the wrapper one is funny though. "You're not cool" is the goodest line in a commercial right now.

[El Mudo]

I like the Guiness commercials where St. Patrick's day is Christmas morning...or like Christmas...


I just wish they would stop showing them on ESPN AT EVERY COMMERCIAL BREAK!!

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[jeffdwright2001]

The truck commercial with the guy singing "Man, I feel like a woman"

ding ding ding - that is a very funny commercial.

For some reason, I also like the H&R Block commercial where Willie Nelson is offering Tax advice.

[Snoogans]

that truck commercial sucks.
does no one realize that although that guy was so "gay" that he sang it, the 2 "disgusted" guys in the front were obviously the ONES WHO PUT THE SONG ON

they are all gay for listenin to that station, not just the guy who sang

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This message was edited by Snoogans on 3-11-04 @ 12:36 PM

[schmega]

I like the Guiness commercials where St. Patrick's day is Christmas morning...or like Christmas...

not just that one, EVERY guiness commercial is hysterical.

[Snoogans]

how bout the heineken commercial where he tells his chick he loves her so she gets off his beer arm

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[Snoogans]

and wingman and wingdog

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[TooCute]

I love that Quiznos commercial with the spong monkeys, but for some reason I REALLY love that commercial for the coffee creamer with Wayne Brady where he's singing, "Together, forever, and I will drink you!"

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[Patches]

does no one realize that although that guy was so "gay" that he sang it, the 2 "disgusted" guys in the front were obviously the ONES WHO PUT THE SONG ON


I JUST had this conversation with my friends brother. He agrees with you: Everyone else in the truck is just as bad for not changing the station or giving him a severe ass whuppin..

My argument was that if you are driving around with your buddies and flipping through the stations, and that song comes on, and this jackass gets all into it singing and shit, I would have to leave it on just to hear what an ass this dipshit will make of himself. Give him enough rope to hang himself, and you got something to rip into him about for the rest of your lives.

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[TheMojoPin]

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[Snoogans]

My argument was that if you are driving around with your buddies and flipping through the stations, and that song comes on, and this jackass gets all into it singing and shit, I would have to leave it on just to hear what an ass this dipshit will make of himself. Give him enough rope to hang himself, and you got something to rip into him about for the rest of your lives.

watch it again. the song starts from the beginning, and he doesnt sing till the second line, they left it on unprovoked for a good 10 seconds

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[TooCute]

The Cialis (if not cialis then its some other erectile dysfunction drug) commercial where there's the american guy smiling throughout a meeting with a bunch of Japanese business men ("He's staying firm!") always cracks me up.

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[Patches]

watch it again. the song starts from the beginning, and he doesnt sing till the second line, they left it on unprovoked for a good 10 seconds


Figures that the damn commercial is on 25 times a day, and I haven't seen it since our little discussion.

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