Reporters in the path of the storms....

[Death Metal Moe]

We see it everytime a large hurricane comes ashore. There's always one asshole from every news station that has to go out and stand in it.

I've been watching FOX and their guy's pants almost flew off. He's been screaming into a mic with snorkling goggles on.

My question is, who's daughter did they impregnate to get that shit ass position?

What is the fucking POINT of having a guy out there in a storm? We're not going to believe them if we don't see some dick in slacks and a windbreaker being blown over?

Come on. Set up a still camera on the dock and show us the feed. If you show me a satellite of a huge swirling storm over the east coast, I'll probably believe you. If you tell me that 100 mph sustained winds will be belting my home, then I'll board up and move.

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[Heavy]

C'mon Moe. I need that man on the ground so he can tell me how big the waves are. I also need to know when a roof blows off a hotel.

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[FUNKMAN]

i feel the exact same way Moe... i was watching some news station tonight and the cameraman almost got clipped with a flying piece of plywood and the reporter almost had a mudslide in his pants...

i don't see what purpose it serves, they are just putting themselves in harms way...

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

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The hardest working man in TV news. If there's a hurricane, they send him there. If there's a snowstorm, he's reporting it from Rt. 17. If there's a Chinese gang war, he's there dodging bullets.

It's not their choice! They do their assignments or they're out of a job.

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[sr71blackbird]

I saw that newcast Moe! It was so funny, the guy was at a 45 degree angle trying to stand up in the wind and his pants were like 6 sizes too big and hes being blown around. I was laughing so hard I had a snot bubble come out of my nose. Then they had Geraldo out there and I was dying for a pizza box to slap him in the face! I guess they do it for entertainment. Notice they dont send the fat weather men out in the wind.


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[billyio]

I tend to see them like the embedded reporters. Some of them are so ambitious that they'll do anything for their job or interests. Still, I see your point Moe. I get a kick out of when their hair is flapping all over the place. The flapping noise itself is cool too. Bunch of wackadoos

See Ya!

[Heavy]

that guy on FOX that acted out the flying plywood scene is a bad actor. That was faker then a Saddam-9/11 link.

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[FMJeff]

please keep storm comments in isabel thread in current events forum..

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