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sr71blackbird
09-18-2003, 04:55 AM
Sept 17 (Reuters) - He wears a baby-blue spandex jumpsuit and shiny gold panties,
gloves, cape, boots and goggles. Who is Angle-Grinder man? He wields a giant,
metal-cutting circular power saw.
He is Britain's self-styled "first wheel-clamp and speed camera vigilante cum subversive
superhero philanthropist entertainer type person." That's who.
For those not familiar with industrial machine tools, an angle grinder is the saw best
suited to cutting through plates of steel, such as, say, the wheel clamps that authorities
use to immobilize illegally parked cars in London.
And Angle Grinder Man offers his "free clamp-removal service" to "all good, decent
law-unabiding people" who would rather fight back than pay to have their cars released.
All a clamped motorist has to do is call AGM's hotline and out comes the roadside rescue
superhero to saw through the brace and release the car.

British newspapers love him. Taxi drivers are talking about him. And apparently he is for
real.
His Web Site shows him, sparks a-flying, carrying out an act of apparent criminal
damage on a clamp to "liberate" a red saloon car on a London street.
He advertises his hotline at his Web Site, Angle Grinder Man (http://www.anglegrinderman.co.uk/) Since the
press latched on to him, his voicemail box has been full.
His tips: "You will need a petrol-driven, 5,000 revolutions-per-minute angle grinder and
a 300mm diameter metal cutting disc. It is dangerous to use a diamond-tipped or similar
slotted cutting disc on metal. Always use a solid one."
Also: better to saw off clamps attached by private contractors than those placed by
actual police, who can arrest you.
Angle Grinder Man says his actions are a political protest against "the arrogant contempt
that politicians hold for the people who put them in power."
But police say it is no joke. Even private clamp owners can press charges.
"What might seem a light-hearted gesture to some would be considered criminal damage
to others," a spokesman for Scotland Yard said. "Any act of deliberate vandalism would
be acted on by the police."


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ADF
09-18-2003, 05:37 AM
I always take a grinder after my first cup of coffee in the morning.

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KC2OSO
09-18-2003, 06:56 AM
So, Angle Grinder Man is sort of a Sub-Hero?

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TheMojoPin
09-18-2003, 07:12 AM
What about his adorable sidekick, Chicken Parm?

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JustJon
09-18-2003, 07:44 AM
http://www.anglegrinderman.co.uk/agm.gif

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sr71blackbird
09-18-2003, 04:27 PM
Imagine always wanting to be a super hero, and you go out and MAKE yourself one! AND get paid to boot! Id make a better costume though. Id be more dark.


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Fallon
09-19-2003, 06:47 PM
Where have all the good superheroes gone?
Yeah!
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SatCam
09-19-2003, 07:59 PM
He wears a baby-blue spandex jumpsuit and shiny gold panties

Goddammit, what I do in my backyard is no one's business. I knew I shoulda put up that security fence.

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SatCam
09-19-2003, 08:07 PM
another satisfied costomer...

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SatCam
09-19-2003, 08:08 PM
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grlNIN
09-19-2003, 08:29 PM
"Could England BE anymore gay?"


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monsterone
09-19-2003, 08:31 PM
"Could England BE anymore gay?"


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09-19-2003, 08:40 PM
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