Spam Subjects

[Furtherman]

Every morning in my inbox I have at least two dozen spam mails. They seem to think I need a loan, copier supplies or viagra.

But the subject titles have become more and more funny so I've decided to post some here. Anyone else have this problem? (Spam.. not in need of viagra) Post your best ones here.

SUBJECT:
she'll laugh no more!
be as big as porn stars
make your penis thicker, harder and bigger bloodline (that was actually from mom)
do you suffer pindick problems?
getwellhung
satisfy your lover with an increased penis size bursty
make love like a teenager



Bursty?!

[Heavy]

http://www.chapman.edu/students/sgoldis/newpics/hawaii.jpg

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A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina

[Furtherman]

Ehhhhhhh

[SatCam]

From Subject
Club Bitches where do they find them

<IMG SRC="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=rumby328" align=right><A HREF=http://www.satelitecam.tk>Ron and Fez Dr0ps and Bits</A>
<a href=http://www.oldronandfezpages.tk>WNEW Ron and Fez Pages</a>


Thanks for the Sigpic, SatCam, you're the best!
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[Furtherman]

Ok, this one is unbelieveable.

Subject: We see Cocaine and ganja.

Welcome to the site www.carderportal.org, it's us again, now we extended our offerings,
here is a list:

1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).
3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.
4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.
5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET,
you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.
6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.
7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive lolita
galleries, to keep out clients busy.

Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.

ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.
Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher
for free.

www.carderportal.org

This offer won't last! Only until 20th of August all our clients will also recieve
a pack of 2 CDs, with best $election of child pornography.


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I'm not going on that site. There is proabably a swat team outside my door just waiting for me. Then again, there is always a swat team waiting for me.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

It's a hoax. (http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/darkprofits.asp)

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I always thought that if I held you tightly
You'd always love me like you did back then

[Furtherman]

I figured that. Thanks Fuzzy.

[JimBeam]

A few months ago the company I work for switched to a new virus/email protection system and I get more spam now than I ever did.
Home loan nonsense. Septic tank cleaning nonsesne. And those damn College Girls links never go anywhere. Bastards !!

I have balls !!!

[xandman]

Ok, this one is unbelieveable.

Subject: We see Cocaine and ganja.

Welcome to the site www.carderportal.org, it's us again, now we extended our offerings,
here is a list:

1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).
3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.
4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.
5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET,
you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.
6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.
7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive lolita
galleries, to keep out clients busy.

Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.

ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.
Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher
for free.

www.carderportal.org

This offer won't last! Only until 20th of August all our clients will also recieve
a pack of 2 CDs, with best $election of child pornography.


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I'm not going on that site. There is proabably a swat team outside my door just waiting for me. Then again, there is always a swat team waiting for me.





I received a dodgy e-mail from carderportal.org to! anyone know anything about it - i cant find anything on the net about it - but im a bit worried cos it was asking for my credit card details and i right clicked on a yes/no button cos it didn't look like a link, and it still didn't cos there was no open target thing etc but when i left clicked to get rid of it - it of course started to open a window which i closed imediatly but its still dodgy - could it be a new virus or a scam ive heard to find your credit card details on the net like amazon etc and take ur money!

[Rockdaddy]

How's everyone doing?, I just joined and the reason for joining is I was researching some BS email when I found this forum stating someone got the same one from carderportal.org in regards to the heroin, missles..etc... Anyway just wanted to let you know I got a different email from the same person. Email is copied Below:
<P>
Important notice


We have just charged your credit card for money laundry service in amount of $234.65 (because you are either child pornography webmaster or deal with dirty money, which require us to layndry them and then send to your checking account).
If you feel this transaction was made by our mistake, please press "No".
If you confirm this transaction, please press "Yes" and fill in the form below.




Enter your credit card number here:


Enter your credit card expiration date:




Contacts:

icq: 181184; admin@carderportal.com - Err0r32;

icq: 106561; svs@paris.com - Fidel





** I didn't reply or anything as I find it strange, But it does have a reply address of carderportal.org or as I found searching the email contact is Rosalyn_Trey@rocketmail.com which also I found that rocket mail is a division of Yahoo mail.

laterz