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Mothball
09-16-2003, 09:05 PM
2 years ago my gf gave me a monkey. She bought it in North Carolina, where it's legal to own. His name was Dijon and he was such a loving and devoted pet. I know people have exotic pets so why is it illegal to have a monkey? Dogs poop in the street and bite children. Monkeys are fun.
Any other monkey owners out there?
monsterone
09-16-2003, 09:10 PM
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09-16-2003, 09:14 PM
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monsterone
09-16-2003, 10:49 PM
I know people have exotic pets so why is it illegal to have a monkey?
why we shouldn't have exotic pets (http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/monkeypox/factsheet2.htm)
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09-17-2003, 02:31 AM
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This message was edited by AJinDC on 9-17-03 @ 8:14 AM
Any other monkey owners out there?
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FUNKMAN
09-17-2003, 05:34 AM
Brak:
One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week the teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes." So I wrote a paper that said "Hello, my name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? Eek eek." I got an F. When I told my Mom about it she said "I told you never trust a monkey!" The end.
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