Celery + gravity = destruction of panties?

[TheMojoPin]

Ah, God bless the 50's.

America's moral highpoint. Three martini-lunches, cigarettes for everyone, meals made entirely of meat, ankle-length dresses and white people with SHARP haircuts as far as the eye could see.

And of course, the stellar art of one Art Frahm.

Apparently in Frahm's "Greatest Generation"-addled mind, women shopping for hats and groceries were prone to having the elastic of their huge, parachute-like pink bloomers snapping at any given moment, plunging them to their ankles and shaming these silly, stupid women and all of their womanly womenhood. I can't tell if he thought this was the height of comedy or eroticism...or both. Kind of like raping a clown. I think.

You be the judge.

The Peculiar Art of Mr. Frahm (http://www.lileks.com/institute/frahm/index.html)

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That picture gave me celery stalk in the pants.

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[Furtherman]

Best new website I've seen of the month! This stuff is hilarious!

[Death Metal Moe]

Too bad every woman in the 50's carrying groceries home wasn't a pin up queen.

This site is disturbingly arousing.

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[reeshy]

I just made my cream of celery....soup...yea...soup!!!

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[sr71blackbird]

Gee willikers! :8o:


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[Mike Teacher]

Me too, for some reason I love artwork like this.

Not talking the panty thing, hey, that was obviously the artist's thing.

I mean women with curves who wear clasically hot clothes.

Ever see the work of Vargas? He was in Playboy for decades. Non-Playboy readers: the cover of The Cars 'Candy-O' is a Vargas painting.

High heel pumps? A tight dress like that? Call me sexist but that is just the hottest thing ever.

Also; look into the art of R. Crumb.

I'll look around for a Vargas and or Crumb, unless those who know what I'm talking about get to it first.

And ladies, you are all gorgeous!!!

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[CaptClown]

Kind of like raping a clown.
C'mon now! I give it up pretty easily.

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Two words: my stars!

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[Mike Teacher]

Some of the Work of Vargas:

http://members.aol.com/miketeachr/vargas1

[Johnny Fontane]

Mike, you're freaking me out. You're a little too much into this topic.


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[neoprosto]

Interesting site. I liked it.

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[monsterone]

very nice mojo.


anyone remember the artist who painted the sexy d&d style paintings that were found in saddam's bachelor pad? some chick... not funny per se, butfunny none the less.

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[TheMojoPin]

Mike, there's an oversized hardcover collection of Vargas' work in my bookstore in the bargain section...probably $20 or less before my discount...want me to snag you a copy?

And Crumb...you mean the cartoonist? Couldn't be...right? HE did work like this?!?

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[Mike Teacher]

And Crumb...you mean the cartoonist? Couldn't be...right? HE did work like this?!?


Well, Crumb's women were a lot different; usually Giant with huge bubble butts: that's him in self-portrait riding the woman [another theme of his]. It's weird for sure, but celery and fallen panties aint exactly normal either...

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[monsterone]

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i had an art teacher in college who dated robert crumb and appeared in this movie.

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[Se7en]

Ah yes, Frahm. I've been a fan of his for quite some time.

It's pervesity AND art!

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[Zoefus]

Who the hell wears pink panties with black stockings?

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I'd hit it.

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[fluffernutter]

Women show leg like that in Kazakhstan they get rape.

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[Yerdaddy]

That's my secret superpower - panties fall off when I'm around. My mom gets pissed!

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Fuck it from behind.

[mothershucker]

How the fuck did this thread come back? Not that there is anything wrong with it, but why after a year did this come back?

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

[TheMojoPin]

Mike Teacher brought up the artist in another thread, so I linked it to that one.

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[Mike Teacher]

Yes Thanx I was gonna go look for it and bump it back but I was too lazy.

Definately worth a look for those who havent experienced obsessive art. Like R.Crumb mentioned above.

And those paintings remind me: 90% of the models I see today dont have bodies that hold a flame to Bettie Page.

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This message was edited by Mike Teacher on 8-19-04 @ 10:09 PM

[Yerdaddy]

Yeah this thread stinks!

But as long as it's around this picture needs to be posted at the top of page 2.

Just for reference.

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What? I can't want to fuck a cartoon??? My last 2 girlfriends were cartoons, I'll have you know!!!

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[jeffdwright2001]

What? I can't want to fuck a cartoon??? My last 2 girlfriends were cartoons, I'll have you know!!!

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[Mike Teacher]

Stinky Thread?

::sniff::

I cant really smell celery.

Hey the guy is Nuts but the women he paints, are like my idea of the prefect bod.

As for fucking cartoons? Well, many here spent a few thousand times wanking off to photos, or reading Penthouse forum, or some porno novel, which is Batching To TEXT.

Hey, it almost sounded like I said it like it was a bad thing...

The 50s Ruled. Well for the guys. Ladies, get those four inch spike pumps on and that nice little skirt while you do the shopping, then cook my steak. No worries ladies, in the 50s it was normal to be drinking and smoking all day, so that should take the edge off.

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[cumbiero_81]

At least these are innocent... We should have more of these in these times.. :8|:

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Tweeder: Will you listen to me? Bitches are all just panty droppers. You understand? That's it.
Mox: What?
Tweeder: Listen. You give 'em Percaset, two Vicadin and a couple of beers, and the panties drop. It's very nice.
Mox:It's nice.
Tweeder: It's niiiice.
Mox: Tweeder, do you think you'll enjoy prison?
Tweeder: I don't know. What?

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