JLo + Ben Split [please lock this thread!!!]

[Mike Teacher]

OK

Looks like I'm first. Good...

I woke up this morning, and read about THEM.

I didn't make it past the headline.

Can we not discuss THEM. It's like discussing why something fell when it rolled off a cliff.

This board is so much better then this.

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[jafter]

Thank God they are splitting up. Why bother getting married? She has done how many times now and he should just date her that way when they are both tired of each other he won't lose so much money. Everyone knows that they both have wandering eyes so don't waste your time getting married. Hopefully the news will start talking about something else besides these two idiots.

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[reeshy]

Good!!! Now, maybe that bitch will come back on her hands and knees to me!!!!!! Should I take her back or just make her beg??????

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[Mike Teacher]

JAFTER!!!!

yer supposed to LOCK it, not COMMENT!!!

or at least just lock the fucker. you've commented...

please please please please i'll be your best friend please please please please i'll do anything you want please please please please please please infinity...

[Teenweek]

Will they reunite in february for jersey girl or Kevin Smith is fucked.

[Tall_James]

Yawn.

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In my opinion, there's nothing in this world beats a '52 Vincent and a red headed girl.

[Shecky]

YAWN YAWN

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Later,
SHECKY

[Mike Teacher]

sigh

[Tall_James]

YAWN YAWN


Oh Yeah??? Try this on for size...

Yawn, Yawn, Yawn.



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In my opinion, there's nothing in this world beats a '52 Vincent and a red headed girl.

[Bob Impact]

Could I care less? Fuck Affleck, Fuck J'Lo, and fuckl Kevin Smith because Jersey Girl is going to fucking suck.

[reeshy]

Oh Yeah??? Try this on for size... Yawn, Yawn, Yawn.


Fucking Yawn, Yawn, Yawn, Yawn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[curtoid]

sigh

I agree...no wait...I concure...no, I was right the first time...I agree...wait? What's this about Ben and Jen breaking up?



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[mdr55]

This certainly is the year of Billy cuz it's not the year for the Lopez sisters.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Who?

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How did my fantasies take complete control.......yea.

[grlNIN]

So how's the weather down there in DC?




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[fiestygal]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *deep breath* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I'M RICH BIA-OTCH!

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THANX TENB

[more cowbells]

Good....I'm glad they broke up. I hate the both of them, Just like I hate the whole fuckin' marriage story. I wish the 2 of them disappear for about 5 years.

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[ChickenHawk]

I just... I just don't believe it.

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[keithy_19]

WOW, what a shocker. I ACTUALLY thought they would last...its really a shame you can't hear sarcasm through the computer

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[SatCam]

Fuck Affleck, Fuck J'Lo

I'll take an order of JLo with a dash of Affleck on the side, please.

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[curtoid]

So how's the weather down there in DC

Thanks for asking!

It's kind of crappy. The big scuttle is that there is a chance that this Hurricane might actually hit here Thursday or Friday! YIKES!

Can you believe that?!

There's a chance it might go right up the river, and if it's as bad as it is, they might have to evacuate. People will here will love it - they love to panic in the event of bad weather. All you have to do is mention "snow" in November and 3 people immediately run out and buy SUVs, while 4 others wreck their cars.

Oh, wait? Didn't Mike The Teacher wanted to talk about Ben and Jen, or something?

Hmmmm?

Oh yeah...where's next week's Redskins/Giants game? Any chance the hurricane could effect that? Should be a good test for both teams.

OH! And why is it that those teams play outside, but Atlanta and the Saints are in domes? That just seems weird.



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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

There goes the Bennifer Divorce Pool I was planning on starting.

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You'd always love me like you did back then

[SuperClerk]

But Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms.

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Another WWFallon joint

[monsterone]

form my personal journal:

"...and this summer i coined the terms jetskins, ex-patriots, and bennifer. i have my work cut out for me for the summer of 04..."

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[ToddEVF]

aww no! don't worry people its a publicity stunt so people see the next movie they are in with each other

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[SatCam]

or by past experiences, WONT see the next movie

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

In a related story, Sweden rejects the Euro.

People reported that Sweden initiated the breakup with the Euro, who was "devastated" and "in tears." However, the magazine hedged its scoop by adding "it was unclear whether the rejection was permanent."

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I always thought that if I held you tightly
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[monsterone]

now ben can be with his first true love

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[monsterone]

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rumor is she's moved on also

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[JohnnyCash]

wow...who saw this break up coming?
EVERYONE...

ALWAYS REMEMBER THE MAN IN BLACK.

[slipknot]

JLo and Ben only did this for publicity. It will be on again/off again to keep their names in the news.




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[monsterone]

JLo and Ben only did this for publicity. It will be on again/off again to keep their names in the news.



get out. i thought they were going to teach us what love is...

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[Death Metal Moe]

THey stink.

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How did my fantasies take complete control.......yea.

[Doctor Manhattan]

I've never seen the title of a post asking for the thread to be killed or locked.

If one wishes for them not to be discussed, I would think they would create posts about it.

I didn't think Bennifer was a hot topic on this board.

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[ToddEVF]

Check this out, i got this from News Askew. Written by Kevin Smith, good friend of Ben and Jen


EDITOR'S NOTE: Here's what Kevin said about these articles earlier today. Apparently, this may be yet another instance of the press getting way out of control with rumors about these two:



It's flat-out speculation. Read all those articles and you'll find there's not an ounce of legitimate corroboration.


Wednesday night, I was up at their place, watching "Dirty Pretty Things" (they've got a sweet-ass 35mm theater in their house) and they looked and sounded pretty far from broken up to me. And mind you, that was the day they called off the wedding.


Maybe folks are reading a little too much into the fact that Jen's in Miami and Ben's not at the moment.


Regardless, I'm still giving them their wedding gifts. The shit I got them both is too cool not to give 'em just because they're not getting married TODAY (not to mention, the gifts are unreturnable).78


interesting. . . hmm. . . Gigli bombs, Jersey Girl opens March 2004. both Have Ben and Jen in them, even though she dies early in the film. . . oh damn, i ruined it didn't I?

who gives a fuck. I'm a fan of Kevin Smith, but for Ben and Jen to stage this whole thing to get JG more press. . . thats wrong, and i won't see that fucking film.

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