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squrl
09-12-2003, 07:19 PM
I searched but did not see a thread on this but if there was I'm sorry:

Tommy Chong sentenced on drug charges
DAN NEPHIN
Associated Press

PITTSBURGH - Tommy Chong, who played one half of the dope-smoking duo in the Cheech and Chong movies, asked for leniency from a judge Thursday but was sentenced to nine months in prison for conspiring to sell drug paraphernalia.

Chong's attorneys argued for no jail time, saying the actor and comedian would use his celebrity to become a role model against drugs and would dedicate his life to public service.

The 65-year-old apologized to the court and his family, saying he "got carried away" with his movie character. He admitted once having "a drug problem with marijuana" but said he beat it by redirecting his energy to salsa dancing.

"It's a Latin American dance that's awesome," Chong told U.S. District Judge Arthur J. Schwab before the judge imposed the sentence, which included a $20,000 fine.

Chong said he's been working with youth groups, teaching filmmaking and speaking against drug use.

When they "saw that I was not the character that I played in the movies, they were surprised. Some were disappointed," Chong said.

But Assistant U.S. Attorney Mary Houghton said Chong grew wealthy glamorizing drug use and trivializing law enforcement in his films of the late 1970s and early '80s. Houghton also said Chong used the movie persona to promote his catalog and Internet business.

Chong admitted that his company, which operated as Chong Glass and employed 25 glass blowers, sold some 7,500 bongs and pipes until Feb. 14, when federal drug agents raided his California home and business. Authorities also seized about a pound of marijuana.

Richard G. Hirsch, one of Chong's attorneys, urged Schwab not to punish the actor for his films. "The government is asking you to blur the distinction between reality and satire," he said.

Chong's attorneys said the actor already has been punished: The case cost him a recurring role on the Fox sitcom "That '70s Show" and a planned reunion movie with Cheech Marin, with whom he co-starred in comedies including "Up in Smoke" and "Nice Dreams."

Along with the fine, Chong must forfeit more than $103,000. He'll also be on probation for a year after his release. The business, though defunct, was placed on probation for three years and its Internet domain name must be relinquished to federal authorities, along with any remaining paraphernalia.

Chong was allowed to remain free until federal prison officials tell him in a few weeks where to report to prison. He pleaded guilty May 13 to conspiring to sell drug paraphernalia and pleaded guilty on behalf of his business.

The plea came after federal Drug Enforcement Administration agents bought his paraphernalia and had the items shipped to an undercover business in Beaver Falls, northwest of Pittsburgh. Agents also confiscated his company's wares during raids of "head shops" in several states and confiscated "thousands of marijuana bongs and pipes" in a raid of his Gardena, Calif., business.

squrl
09-12-2003, 07:21 PM
Sorry. Headline was supposed to be Tommy.

(going to put my AssHat on)

more cowbells
09-12-2003, 07:32 PM
I don't give a damn....I'm lightin' up my pipe in his honor as I type...

Definitely MY role model!

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furie
09-12-2003, 07:50 PM
I searched but did not see a thread on this but if there was I'm sorry:

Actually there is one (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm?Forum=80&Topic=32057)


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SuperClerk
09-13-2003, 05:41 AM
At least he'll have company!

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pennington
09-13-2003, 07:20 AM
He admitted once having "a drug problem with marijuana" but said he beat it by redirecting his energy to salsa dancing.

"It's a Latin American dance that's awesome," Chong told U.S. District Judge Arthur J. Schwab


This is the funniest line in the whole article. What were his lawyers on if this is the best defense they could come up with.

golfcourseguy
09-13-2003, 12:54 PM
Cheech was interviewed on NPR today in connection with his Chicano art collection, which is "on tour". When it was installed at the Smithsonian the curators gave him a tour of the non public collections. Yes, the Smithsonian has a "bong collection". Just thought I'd share.

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Mike Teacher
09-14-2003, 05:46 AM
Yes, the Smithsonian has a "bong collection". Just thought I'd share.


Theyve Got EVERYthing. I was once invited to see some of the things the Smithsonian has. Remember, the Smithsonian Institute isn't one building, it's Most of the big Museums there.

Imagine the stuff you see displayed, and multiply it by 50, maybe 100. For every Diamond, or set of false teeth, or astronaut urine collection bags [i saw these] flown into space but never used; they have it in storage. You can't even Imagine the bugs and bones stored away from the Museum of Natural History [a Smithsonian!].

They had [I'm guessing still have] a problem with workers taking the stuff and secretly selling or auctioning it. Happens with Moon Rocks and Dust all the time.

By the way, it's illegal to buy or sell a moon rock. The moon rocks, NASA and the Gov say, belong to NASA and the Gov, so people might own moon rocks or dust smuggled away by the astronauts and workers [it happens], but if you try to sell the stuff, and the Feds hear about it, theyre gonna take back 'their' moon rock.

Wow that wandered off topic...

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Mike Teacher
09-14-2003, 05:58 AM
Oh yeah... I wrote this to use on the show last week, but that didn't happen, so:

Chong gets 9 months.

Why?

From "Reefer Madeness", by Eric Schlossinger, 2003

Marijuana is currently a Schedule I [one] controlled substance, implying it has a high potential for abuse.and no safe level of use under medical supervision. Heroin, LSD, and Peyote are also Schedule I.Under federal law, it is illegal to posess any amount of pot anywhere in the United States.

Moreover, it is illegal to use the US Postal Service or other interstate shippers.for the advertising, import, export of such marijuana paraphernalia as roach clips, water pipes, and in some instances, cigarette papers - a crime that can lead to imprisonment and fines of up to $100,000.

Under civil forfeiture statutes, real estate, vehicles, cash, securities, jewelry, and any other property.are subject to immediate seizure."

Also:

"In NY state possessing slightly less then an ounce of marijuana brings a $100 fine, if it's a first offense. In Louisiana possessing the same amount of pot could lead to a prison sentence of 20 years. In Montana selling a pound of marijuana, first offense, could lead to a life sentence, whereas in New Mexico selling 10,000 pounds of marijuana, first offense, could be punished with a prison term of no more than 3 years.

"In at least 20 states, federally mandated 'smoke a joint, lose your license' statutes now suspend a person driving license after a conviction for any marijuana crime. A person who has never operated a vehicle under the influence of marijuana may still lose the right to drive. Being caught smoking a joint on the couch of your living room, with your car parked safely in the driveway, can lead to a harsher punishment then being arrested for drunk driving.

"On June 11, 1992, Larry Jackson, a small-time crook with a lengthy record of non-violent offenses, was arrested at a friend's apartment.near Jackson's right foot a police officer noticed a miniscule amount of marijuana - 0.16 grams, which is 0.0056 of an ounce. Jackson was chardged with felony possession of marijuana, convicted, and given a life sentence.

"Raymond Pope, a resident of Georgia, was lured to Baldwin County, Alabama; he bought 27 pounds for local sheriffs in a reverse sting, was convicted, and sentenced to life without parole. His criminal record prior consisted of stealing TVs and bedspreads from Georgia motels.

"Douglas Lamar Gray purchased a pound of marijuana from a government informer.in Morgan County, Alabama. After paying $900 for the pot, Gray was arrested, charged with Trafficking, tried, convicted, sentenced to life without parole, fined $25,000, and sent to a maximum-security prison. Gray is a Vietnam veteran with an artificial leg.

''In the state of Virginia, where hemp cultivation was once mandatory by law, the recommended punishment for growing a single marijuana plant is now a prison term of 5 to 30 years."




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Shecky
09-14-2003, 06:30 AM
There's a shitload of these places to buy bongs on the internet.

Chong has officially been made an example.

That Blows MAN!!

Later,
SHECKY