FAVORITE BUMPER STICKER YOU HAVE EVER SEEN

[PrivatePyle]

FAT PEOPLE ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP

"Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch'em in the face, and for what?! For some pimply little puke to treat you like dirt unless you're on a team. Well, I'm better than dirt...well most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy, store-bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff."

[skullcrush]

seen a girl driving a 5.0 once,with a sticker that said "if you can beat me,you can eat me".that one stuck with me.

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/skull
pantera made me a cool sig,but i didnt know what to do so PanterA entered my account and got it to work. :)

[furie]

"No Trees were killed for this bumper sticker. Although several bushes were beaten to death."

I love this one because it can be used for email's so well.

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This message was edited by furie on 8-8-02 @ 8:30 PM

[Gvac]

I still get a kick out of "Keep Honking While I Reload" and "Horn Broken - Watch For Finger".

Last year I was vacationing in Vermont shortly after they had passed gay marriages into law (hold your jokes, please), and I spotted "Mom and Dad, NOT Tom and Brad" on a pick-up truck with a gun rack.

I love rednecks.







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[Captain Rooster]

BEER! Helping white guys dance since 1842

I look a hell of a lot like DILBERT - damn cubicle
LT Rooster

[Grim]

I kinda liked the one I saw
that said "Eatin' ain't cheatin'"

It totally works when a girl
has that one.

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[Pootertoot]

Nuke the Gay Whales for Jesus.

My Kid got your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.

Don't be sexist, broads hate that.

I would like to have a bumper sticker that reads "I Molested Your Honor Roll Student".

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[JAYMOHRBUDDY]

Its not my favorite, but it bugs me whenever i see it, cause i dont get it...

It has the state of new jersey on the left side..then has written "26+6=1" ...does anybody know what that means.

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IM name: JAYMOHRBUDDY
<img height=100 width 300 src=http://onabasecamp.hypermart.net/sigs/JMb.jpg>

[babychanel]

wow

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/babychan

[babychanel]

wow

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/babychan

[skullcrush]

yeah i think i seen that wow sticker too.

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/skull
pantera made me a cool sig,but i didnt know what to do so PanterA entered my account and got it to work. :)

[Fezbian]

Save the Earth, Kill Yourself

Nothing can stop the Grimace!

[PanterA]

"Will the last American out of Flushing please take down the flag."

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfnetsigCYA!

[F Wad]

My Child Beat Up Your Honor Student

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aka canweseeyourstuff from o&a.com

[DrunkRone]

Hire the Handicaped there fun to watch

[b]JerseyDrunks.com [b]

[Gvac]

Spotted another classic today:
"I still miss my ex.....but my aim is improving"







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[EffMeBoobs]

"Call Me A Bitch,But If I See
Barbie On The Road, She's
One Dead Whore"
Yes, it was a heffer who
was driving.


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~Well look up from the ground and see who's laughing last...I do what it takes to pull me through...No thanks to anything that you could do...I'm better off without you~

[TomPoo]

Don't like my driving? Call 1-800-Eat-Shit

REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

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"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

[Circus Boy]

well i felt bad for laughing...but not too bad
Stop AIDS bash a fag

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Circus Boy with the Grubby Mobile

This is my temporary sig. pic so i dont get chastised by JJ.

[girl germs]

honk if you want to see my finger

my kid had sex with your honor student

god must love stupid people, he made so many

i used to be indecisive, now i'm not sure

jesus loves you. everyone else thinks you're an asshole

use condom sense

there is no hope in dope


<p><font face="arial">"mardi gras came and went all my money has been spent. how am i gonna pay the rent sitting on my ass. who mistook the <a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com">steak for chicken</a>, who am i gonna stick my dick in. we're not those kids sitting on the couch."</font></p>

[elizabeth8]

Mean people suck.
Nice people swallow.

[TomPoo]

I heard this is Sunndoggy's bumper sticker:

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This message was edited by TomPoo on 8-22-01 @ 1:05 PM

[TomPoo]

... and I heard this is Hecklers:

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This message was edited by TomPoo on 8-22-01 @ 1:07 PM

[TomPoo]

... and girl germs:

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This message was edited by TomPoo on 8-22-01 @ 1:13 PM

[TomPoo]

...and Horde King:

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This message was edited by TomPoo on 8-22-01 @ 1:18 PM

[TomPoo]

...and Dan from Hoboken:

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This message was edited by TomPoo on 8-22-01 @ 4:14 PM

[TomPoo]

...and Carter:

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[TomPoo]

...PanterA:

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[TomPoo]

...and Lt. Rooster

<IMG SRC="http://www.internetbumperstickers.com/images/oxy47.gif" width=250 height=40>

[TomPoo]

...and Tom Poo

<IMG SRC="http://www.internetbumperstickers.com/images/poopoo.gif" width=250 height=40>

[TomPoo]

...and Pootertoot:

<IMG SRC="http://www.internetbumperstickers.com/images/sheep_lie.gif" width=250 height=40>

[TomPoo]

and effmeboobs:

<IMG SRC="http://www.internetbumperstickers.com/images/naked.gif" width=250 height=40>

[TomPoo]

... Fez's

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[TomPoo]

... Ron's

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[TomPoo]

...gvac

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[TomPoo]

... scott baio

<IMG SRC="http://www.internetbumperstickers.com/images/c/crave.gif" width=250 height=40>

[TomPoo]

... Angry Missy Baby

<IMG SRC="http://www.internetbumperstickers.com/images/b/bitchy.gif" width=250 height=40>

[TomPoo]

... Al Dukes

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[girl germs]

these are great. i really like the "bite me" one.

<p><font face="arial">"mardi gras came and went all my money has been spent. how am i gonna pay the rent sitting on my ass. who mistook the <a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com">steak for chicken</a>, who am i gonna stick my dick in. we're not those kids sitting on the couch."</font></p>

[TomPoo]

Lets just say this has become my dedication to the diverse sense of humors on the board.

I didn't mean to offend anyone, and didn't mean to leave anyone out, I would read one and some one would pop into mind and I would post it.

... and I think it somewhat proves that there is no ONE funniest memeber of the RonFez.net message board.

REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

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"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

[Captain Rooster]

TOMPOO for President of the Daytime Post Club!!! I will be the director of his Secret Service....I'll tint the windows on my 1980 Chevy Monza and we can call it the Prez Mobile....TomPoo if you are really leaving we will miss your hilarity

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[TomPoo]

Sckullcrush:

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babychanel:

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[Gvac]

TomPoo, you kick ass! I genuinely appreciate you taking the time to remember me, and finding so fitting a bumper sticker. Ms. Stewart rocks my world!

(I know he's really just trying to boost his post count, but it sounds good)







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[skullcrush]

lol,good shit poo.

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/skull
pantera made me a cool sig,but i didnt know what to do so PanterA entered my account and got it to work. :)

[The Blowhard]

"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"



http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/heck.gif

[TomPoo]

no there isn't Heckler, no there isn't

REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

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"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

[reeshy]

the one i hate the most is
"I'm a friend of Bill's"
Bunch of pathetic whiners

i need a shower

[barry williams]

Dont Cry..just suck!

Actually thats not a bumper sticker but a song by W.A.S.P but id love to see it anyway.

Hey Tompoo...ya have one for me?

<img src="http://www.barrywilliams.com/gallery/barry08.jpg" height=130 width=130>
<b><font color= blue>Im hip..im hip i tell you!</b></font>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

It wasn't so much a bumper
sticker but one day I was
driving in Jersey City in my
crappy Hyundai. Traffic blew
and I was pissed off. On the
truck in front of me, someone
had scrawled in the dirt,
"What's the opposite of above
me?..." I though that was
rather clever.

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[Gvac]

"I tried getting my shit together, but who needs a pile of shit?"


<img src="http://ltrooster.homestead.com/files/GVAC.jpg">

[TomPoo]

"I tried getting my shit together, but who needs a pile of shit?"


Hey, there is nothing better than a good pile of POO

REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

<img border="0" src="http://www.viewaskew.com/clerks/images/pics/danteran.gif" width="200" height="100">

"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"



This message was edited by TomPoo on 9-5-01 @ 9:58 AM

[JimBeam]

Jesus Saves, Gretzky Steals .... He Scores !!

I have balls !!!

[Circus Boy]

Yes i do fuck on the first date

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Circus Boy with the Grubby Mobile

This is my temporary sig. pic so i dont get chastised by JJ.

[furie]

I saw this on an Apache reservation last week:

"America; love it or give it back."


<img src="http://tseery.homestead.com/files/surfer.jpg" width=300 height=100 >
Thanks WWFallon!

[Zipgun]

More of a sticker on the back of a biker's helmet (or sometimes a t shirt).

"If you can read this, the bitch fell off"

<img src=http://atamichimpo.50megs.com/images/skidmarkdinojrsig.jpg width="150" height="150>

[ice cream girl]

i just thought it was kinda cute it said "JESUS LOVES YOU" and then in little letters it said "everyone else thinks your an asshole" i don't know...i got a kick out of it

God put me on this earth to do a certain number of things right... now i'm so far behind, i'll never die.

[Dudeman]

instead of "jesus" written in the fish (i think that's for born again's), there is a fish with legs with "Darwin" written in it.

<IMG SRC="http://wwfallon.homestead.com/files/RFnetDudeman.jpg">
blinky has a central nervous system
thanks wwfallon!