Why do I feel ill when I eat eggs?

[samnyc]

I always feel like I'm going to die after I eat eggs. Yet I like the way they taste. The illness goes away after about half an hour. Am I playing Russian roulette by continuing to eat eggs?

[Furtherman]

I'm not sure but I think you're yolking.

[TheMojoPin]

Because you're eating murdered chicken fetuses, you baby Jesus-hatin' asshole.

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[Reephdweller]

Maybe you got that eggzema disease.

Or is it eczema?

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[MilkmanDan]

He didn't say a word about chickens...



Are these human eggs? If so, you're probably eating the ovaries too....while nutritious and high in vitamins, consumption of ovarian tissue can cause rapid and dramatic elevation of estrogen and progesterone levels...this will make you nauseous in the short term. In the long term, you will grow tits.

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[Jackie Sloan]

You're allergic to them. Or you have diverticulosis. Or you're dying.

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[shamus mcfitzy]

'cause eggs are in the heezy fasheezy. you know eggs da bomb yo! Oh...sick...

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[Iamnotatool]

Great, now I'm starving....

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

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[sr71blackbird]

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Are these eggs cooked? You might either be allergic to eggs, whatere they fry them in, or whetever they are cooked with.


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[FUNKMAN]

this puts a new twist on the Dr Seuss "Green Eggs And Ham"

I am Sam from NYC
Eggs make me green and it's not pretty
a half hour later i am okay
russian roulette is what i like to play

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[Zipgun]

Because you're eating murdered chicken fetuses, you baby Jesus-hatin' asshole.



Actually, it's a chicken's period, since it's unfertilized.


I agree with the "baby Jesus-hatin' asshole" part though.



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[Kewlkat]

I always feel like I'm going to die after I eat eggs


If u think u get sick or feel like dying when u eat em, try swallowing a whole egg. I live w/ someone that can and used to do this every morning.

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[Def Dave in SC]

I am Sam from NYC
Eggs make me green and it's not pretty
a half hour later i am okay
russian roulette is what i like to play


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[golfcourseguy]

I always feel like I'm going to die after I eat eggs.


Call a priest, get Eggstreme Unction.

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