If you had 24 hours to live

[keithy_19]

If you had 24 hours left to live, what would you do?

I would probably drink myself silly, steal a car, kill a man, and run around naked. Oh, silly me...

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[SatCam]

Create a TV show about my last 24 hours to live. Each epesode would depict an hour in that day. It would be called... 24.

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[JustJon]

drink beer and watch tv

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[sr71blackbird]

Id see my parents, tell them I love them. Go make love to my wife. Go to my job and shit on the boss's desk. Quit. Get fucked up while watching Jim Carrey movies.


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[DeltaPin]

Start with a nice long nap.

Then go to the bank, withdraw all my money in singles, and head to the nudie bar.

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[Melrapuo]

Try to have sex with as many women as possible, get drunk, and then do a bunch of illegal stuff. If I mentioned what the illegal stuff was, I could be arrested. That's how illegal this stuff really IS.

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[TheMojoPin]

Like any other day, I'd probably waste too much time here.

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[guttersnipe]

Like any other day, I'd probably waste too much time here.

Why don't we really live it up and all meet somewhere in the middle, say Wilmington Delaware? That way we could all argue and make fun of each other in person for that one last blast.

Oh wait, this isn't the end of the world thread.

If it was just me dying, I'd take my kids to my parents' house with something in writing that would hopefully mean something in court to give them custody of my children. Also something about where to spread my ashes.

Then I might kill a small handful of people who have done me and my family true wrongs and injustices. Things like rapes, and perjuries on the stand, not just your average everyday pissed-me-off stuff.

Then I'd go get well and thoroughly laid by someone I love dearly.

Then go back to my parents' house, dance with my children, and snuggle with them while they sleep.

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[A.J.]

drink beer and watch tv

Me too. Why change?

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[Reephdweller]

Try to have sex with as many women as possible, get drunk, and then do a bunch of illegal stuff.



Sounds like any other day. ;)

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[gypsy]

Say goodbye to my loved ones, bang some girls, steal an exotic sports car and dog it.........

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[Snoogans]

too bad its not like groundhog day where you get to keep doin whatever you want.

24 hours left, i would probably do alotta hardcore drugs. yea everyone will laugh, but seriously. i dont really do hardcore drugs, and so if i knew i was gone, im goin right for the H.
Then id throw a party at my house and have a ridiculously sick party at my house, just be so fucked up you wouldnt believe and spend the time with my friends

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[PanterA]

A man at the bar asks the guy next to him "What would you do if the world was going to end in an hour?"

The guy takes a big gulp of his beer slams it back down on the bar and says "I'd fuck everything that moves! What about you?"

The second guy looks at him and says "Stand very still."

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[grlNIN]

Quit Smoking and take up drinking.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I'd call work and tell everyone to fuck off.

Hug my best friend.

Pretending I had a will and my loved ones would divvy up my "estate," I'd kidnap my boyfriend, and screw until he begged for mercy.

Then we'd go to my favorite place to watch the sunset.

And screw some more.

And... scene.

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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 9-10-03 @ 8:31 PM

[DarkHippie]

"I shall finish the game"

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[sr71blackbird]

Quit Smoking and take up drinking.






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[SatCam]

Fuzzybutt, you forgot the part where you lock every thread on this message board.

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[JohnnyCash]

I would buy the most expensive Les Paul guitar I could find with the loudest amp out there and I would play right up to the end.



Watch M*A*S*H*

[monsterone]

see if i could break my record for batching in a single day or bang every stripper possible without a bag.

that or contemplate the good book

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[TheCosmicCircus]

I would get a hotel room with a balcony that over looks the ocean at va beach. I would stay up all night and stumble out onto the beach in the morning to watch the sunrise.
I would buy breakfast from a vending machine and
probably just stare into Cherrynoid's eyes until my heart stopped...

or

I would spend most of that time in a hospital room after falling asleep on the road and plowing into a train at a railroad crossing- I will most likely have plenty of time to reflect on my life as I wait to be scraped out of my car-




come back.

This message was edited by TheCosmicCircus on 9-11-03 @ 11:43 PM

[Sir_Tomas]

I'd take out a big loan and rent a limo, buy a lot of booze and some narcotics and cruise on down the high school and pick up chicks.

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