Someone call Bruce Willis, we're fucked

[FMJeff]

dont wanna close my eyes, dont wanna fall asleep cause i miss you baby...and i dont wanna miss a thinggggg (http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/space/09/02/asteroid.reut/index.html)

we are so fucked...i hope we come up with SOMETHING in the next ten years...

i dont know about you, but im liquidating my stocks and buying a ferrari cause life as we know it is coming to an end...

oh wait...i dont have stocks...

fuck..

oh well...guess i'll just jerk off more...

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It made my heart sing.

[FUNKMAN]

the chances of a catastrophic collision are just one in 909,000.


don't sound too unbelievable... people hit the MegaMillion or Powerball and the odds are much higher... With my luck it will land on my windshield and i'll fail inspection...

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[DJEvelEd]

I can't think of a better way to die. I don't have to mourn anyone and they don't have to mourn me. WE ALL GO DOWN TOGETHER!!! YAY!!!

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[FMJeff]

don't sound too unbelievable... people hit the MegaMillion or Powerball and the odds are much higher... With my luck it will land on my windshield and i'll fail inspection...


still a chance though...and people DO win the powerball...

and it's always some obese receptionist with three teeth and bratty kids...

and by the size of this asteroid, it will probably land on everybody's windshield...

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[mdr55]

Forget Bruce Willis, tell Morgan Freeman that I'll pay him to get in that underground bunker we have over here in the states. I know it's supposed to be a secret but heck, I got to look out for myself.

The Ron and Fez show transcends all boundaries!

STOP! the Turf Wars.

[A.J.]

Good thing they banned space-based weapons!

I'll be dead before then anyway.

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[TheMojoPin]

I'd say it's close enough to December 12th, 2012 to make it all TRUE.

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[samnyc]

What can I do to help?

[FMJeff]

What can I do to help?


Invent a device that will obliterate an object the size of a small moon hurtling toward our planet at high speeds.

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[Doogie]

"Guys remember, we're all heroes now. Lets forget those crazy things I did, and not mention them to the press"

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[DarkHippie]

I'd say it's close enough to December 12th, 2012 to make it all TRUE.
My head just imploded from this thought . . . you're FREAKIN ME OUT MAN!!!!!

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[nickeye]

Invent a device that will obliterate an object the size of a small moon hurtling toward our planet at high speeds.


Done and done.

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[FUNKMAN]

if Nasa has anything to do with it it will break apart on re-entry...


how cold can you get....

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[El Mudo]

Meh...itll burn up in the atmosphere and end up no bigger than a chihuahua's head...

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[schmega]

he'll be right on it, soon as he saves NYC with Hey-seus from Simon's bomb.

[A.J.]

Meh...itll burn up in the atmosphere and end up no bigger than a chihuahua's head...


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[furie]

i'll take those odds.


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[Yerdaddy]

...guess i'll just jerk off more...

Is that even possible?

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[TheGameHHH]

it's potential strike date is 3 days after my 32nd birthday. fuck this, im not going to class tomorrow.

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[NewYorkDragons80]

I wish they wouldn't release stories like this until it's a few days away or until scientists can prove that it won't impact the earth. I'm gonna be a miserable fuck for the next few days until they can prove with much more confidence that this bad boy will not slam into this planet. In the meantime, I'll spend all my money on a stripper named Molly Mounds.

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[high fly]

2014?
Ha! We've got plenty of time.
We'll prob'ly jest forget about it and fuck around for 9 or 10 years and then there'll be a mad rush and we'll put a nuke on a missile and when we launch it, it'll blow up like the Challenger cuz some ricky will have forgotten to change an oil filter or something.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Melrapuo]

why don't we just strap a bomb on it and force it to rob a bank?









ooo I'm so goin' to hell for that one...

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[PanterA]

Surfs Up Dude!

I'm taking surfing lessons now, so I can ride the bitchin' waves!!

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[curtoid]

GUYS!

I was just on the road, and there was a car on it, and it might have hit me!

I'm freakin' out man!

[KOP]

[mdr55]

Cool! We'll all be blown back to Medeival times. FMJeff would like that I bet. To all the Asteroids out there- "Bring it On!"

The Ron and Fez show transcends all boundaries!

STOP! the Turf Wars.

[high fly]

Maybe it'll just put a big crack in the earth and they can make a movie about it all....
No wait, that's been done.
Fiddlesticks!

" and they ask me why I drink"

[El Mudo]

Surfs Up Dude!

I'm taking surfing lessons now, so I can ride the bitchin' waves!!


Is this guy your instructor?


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[blakjeezis]

Invent a device that will obliterate an object the size of a small moon hurtling toward our planet at high speeds.



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That's no moon. It's a Space Station.



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[Doogie]

"As you can see my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station!!! Fire at will commander!!"

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[sr71blackbird]

This is nothing new. Its very likely that something like this will occur in the next thousand years. They say that if we looked at the orbit of the moon around the Earth and drew a circle with its orbit and imagined the earth as a bullseye, every day, a hundred objects from space sail into that circle and miss the earth. Even when an object does enter our atmosphere, its likely to burn up in the friction of our air. 65 million years ago, an oblect the size of a stadium slammed into Chixiclub Mexico and triggered the end of the age of the dinosaurs. Meteor Crator Arizona was caused by a school bus sized rock slamming into us about 50,000 yrs ago. In 1908 a meteorite hit the Tunguska region of Russia and flattened a large section of forest (It was likely a fragment of a comet). Impacts between extrasolar (outside the solar system) objects are pretty common in the galactic sence, and the earth owes its formation and resources to these impacts. Certainly, if one were to happen today in a populated area, it would have a similar effect as a multi megaton nuculear explosion, with similar #'s of dead and injured and it would likely effect the climate. I feel that its very unlikely to happen in our lifetime. Maybe our great grandkids, kids.


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[Yerdaddy]

Chixiclub Mexico and triggered the end of the age of the dinosaurs.
Yeah, I've been to that place, near TJ right? I got crabs from one of the girls. That must have been what killed the dinosaurs.

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[Doogie]

Yeah, I've been to that place, near TJ right? I got crabs from one of the girls. That must have been what killed the dinosaurs


"Its beginning to look a lot like syphllis, all around your nose..."

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[El Mudo]

I've tried and i've tried, but i still can't help but bust out laughing every time i see that picture of Mr. Bill with the whiskey bottle Yerdaddy...

Hey i haven't seen blakjeezis around here in forever...

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[PanterA]

Surfs Up Dude!

I'm taking surfing lessons now, so I can ride the bitchin' waves!!


Is this guy your instructor?


http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~cw5t-stu/apocalypse/killgore.jpgNoway, I got the best instructor. The one who taught the college football player/FBI agent to surf like a pro in less then a week.
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"11 years until lunch?!? SonuvaBITCH..."

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[stickyfingers]

On behalf of everyone I'd like to give Jupiter a big FU!

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[TooCute]

We shall all go together when we goooooooooo!

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[curtoid]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/3200019.stm

[Furtherman]

Let's see if the press picks up on this:

New asteroid will wipe us out (http://www.rednova.com/news/stories/1/2003/09/14/story102.html)

WORLD SET TO END AT 10pm ON MAY19, 2031 ; New asteroid will wipe us out
[People, The; London]
AN asteroid hurtling towards the Earth could wipe out all human life within 30 years, The People can reveal.
The 1.5 mile-wide lump of space rock is travelling at 21,000 mph - six miles a second.

And it is set to cross Earth's orbit at 10pm on May 19, 2031. Science minister David Sainsbury stunned the House of Lords with news of the devastating discovery by astronomers.

Asteroid expert Kevin Yates warned: "If it hit us it would vaporise at least a continent. The climate change would cause a nuclear winter which would potentially mean the extinction of the human race."

Lord Sainsbury set out to allay fears, saying there is no danger of another recently-discovered asteroid hitting Earth in 2014. But he confirmed that a SECOND and more threatening rock is on the way. Scientists calculated its 2031 arrival date in the past 48 hours.

Lib Dem space spokesman Lembit Opik said:"If it landed on Moscow it would incinerate everything from Bognor to the Bosphorous.

"And if it came down in the sea it would set up a tidal wave 17 miles high."

Mr Yates, of the asteroid monitoring system at Britain's National Space Centre, believes the risk of impact is slight. But even if it misses us it will only do so by ten hours, a blink in cosmic terms.

The new asteroid, dubbed 2003/Q0104, was first spotted on August 31 by the Minor Planets Centre in Cambridge, Massachusetts. It is being tracked by the Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, California.

Lord Tanlaw, chairman of the Parliamentary Astronomy and Space Environment Group, said: "It is one of nature's missiles of mass destruction."

Lord Sainsbury promised a scientific probe and admitted: "There is clearly a risk."

[Melrapuo]

It'll never end, will it?

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[Recyclerz]

It'll never end, will it?


Sure it will; that's the point of these stories. ;)



Lord Tanlaw, chairman of the Parliamentary Astronomy and Space Environment Group, said: "It is one of nature's missiles of mass destruction."


Nature's? or Saddam's?? Somebody e-mail this to Rumsfeld and have him put David Kay on it. He can't come up any emptier than he is now.




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[TheMojoPin]

LET THE INSPECTORS DO THEIR JOB, YOU MANIACS!!!

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[Furtherman]

Asteroid Zooms By
Asteroid passes by the earth only a quarter the distance of the moon

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Dateline: Monday, October 6, 2003

By: GREG TAYLOR
By: Phenomena News Editor
Source: BBS News

Did you hear something go whoosh when you sat down to dinner on Friday 27th of September? Late on that day, a small asteroid - about the size of your bedroom - zoomed past the Earth at a distance of 80,000 kilometers. That's less than a quarter the distance to the Moon.

Reassuringly, astronomers picked up the asteroid (imaginatively named 2003 SQ222), around 11 hours after it had passed the Earth. Astronomers around the globe scrambled to track it after details were posted on the internet by Edward Bowell, Director of Lowell Observatory's Near-Earth-Object Search (LONEOS). "I e-mailed our results to the Minor Planet Mailing List to which hundreds of amateur and professional astronomers subscribe, with a request for further observations", he said.


Astronomers were quick to dispel suggestions of a planetary extinction event, say that the small asteroid would have exploded harmlessly in the upper atmosphere, with the energy similar to a small atomic bomb. "Objects the size of SQ222 actually do burn up in Earth's atmosphere every year or so, producing a spectacular light show," said Bowell.


So it's all okay and you can sleep better tonight...right? Just take this thought with you. According to Lowell Observatory, there are about 500 million near-Earth asteroids of SQ222's size or larger.


Alan W. Harris, of the Space Science Institute, calculates that about 3,000 such objects per year come closer than the Moon, and about 100 of them come closer than SQ222 each year. Moving at an average speed of 17 km/s, any one of them stays within the Moon's orbit for 8 hours or less. Thus, it is likely that there are a couple of asteroids like SQ222 within the Moon's distance right now, and two more will come close to us tomorrow.

Sleep tight...

Asteroid Zooms By (http://www.phenomenamag.com/0/editorial.asp?aff_id=0&this_cat=Area+51&action=page&obj_id=197)