I Flip Over People's Toilet Paper

[Tazz]

Whenever I go to someone's house, and they have their toilet paper (or paper towels) hung backwards (ie, hanging around the back, not over the top), I flip it over.

I like my TP to come over the top, as it is much easier to find the end.

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[Furtherman]

Backwards or forwards, it doesn't matter to me. Upper deckers all around.

[Gwen]

If you ever did this at my house I am gonna have to come up there and smack you in the eyeballs. Dont touch my TP, thats creepy!

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[PanterA]

As long as you're not Dr0ppin the Cosby kids off at the pool, I wouldnt mind.

No dude is taking a shit in my toilet. I really find it creepy.

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[A.J.]

Whenever I go to someone's house, and they have their toilet paper (or paper towels) hung backwards (ie, hanging around the back, not over the top), I flip it over.

I like my TP to come over the top, as it is much easier to find the end.

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[Death Metal Moe]

I'm usually more intersted in finding a scented candle or scented spray. Who cares how the TP comes of the holder? Well, besides these people.

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[Tazz]

To clear it up, I don't poo at friends houses unless it is a complete emergency. I flip toilet paper while pissing, washing my hands, blowing my nose, really anytime I see a roll upsidedown, I must flip it.

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[mdr55]

AND what happens when you clog the toilet and there's no plunger.....do you just let it be and hope no one knows it was you?

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[Furtherman]

You run. You run and never look back.

I actually posted a horrible story about that involving me a couple months back but I just looked for it and cannot find it.

It was called "I almost crapped my pants".

But the moral of the story was to run. And never look back.

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[DJEvelEd]

Make sure you leave a nice brown thumbprint on the roll.

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[Rorschach]

what a filthy animal.

those among us who are civilized always have the paper coming from underneath.

you sicken me

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[sr71blackbird]

Creep! When you pull paper swiftly from the bottom of the roll, the mass of the roll and the direction of the tug allows the paper to rip nicely along its perforations. When the paper it coming from over the top, and you tug it, the result is a rapid spin of the roll that can only be stopped by you taking your shit stained fingers and stopping its forward momentum! If I caught you doing that in my bathroom, youd be crapping in the garden from now on.

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[Tazz]

First of all, who the hell gets shit on their hands?

Second, who really cares if the paper rips on perforations?

Third, the end of the paper is much easier to find over the top. I do not like to have to hunt for it in the back of the roll.

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[Melrapuo]

I like TP over the top because if you have it comin' down the back, and you have a wall or something thats either really rough or boarded up, you could really injure yourself if you're not paying attention. Just by punching the wall, trying to grab some TP.




















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Break a finger or...something. Fracture a wrist. Or just have your confidence shattered. TP rollin' that way could really be a death trap waiting to happen, or a top news story at 5. You never know...

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[sr71blackbird]

To be fair, I did a little online research during the past half hour. I did it by image search in Google, for images of toilet paper to get an impression of how it is commonly depicted. Of the samples Ive seen, over 60 web images worth, the majority did seem to favor the over the top configuration. Next, I did a search for just this topic and found 4 different, unrelated polls and in every case, the favored direction is over the top. Now, personally I have never done it that way, and when I use someone elses bathroom and find it that way, I get seriously annoyed and DO flip it back "my" way, with the paper hanging towards the wall. I still say its more hygenic. See, Im not of the opinion that it takes a single wipe to do the deed. I think there needs to be several attemps. An over the top method would be better for people who just grab a big wad of paper and make one swipe at it. If thats your method, then over the tops fine. I prefer to wipe several times and I feel my way doesnt waste it for one, and gives me better odds of having more left over, especially near the end of the roll. I think this argument will never be settled.


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[Tazz]

Wow, if there are people that can get by with one wipe, then that is disgusting. I wipe with a huge wad at least 4 times, then go to the wet wipes.



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[sr71blackbird]

Oh no....
not these too..... nooooo....





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[Tazz]

Hell yes, those too. It was the upside down roll of paper towels at work that led to this thread.

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[Arienette]

yesterday, i was at my boyfriend's, and the toilet paper was all finished. so, i had to change the roll. as i was about to put the roll in place, i thought of this thread. and i purposely put it in upside down. here's to you, tazz.

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[Contra]

Well I prefer the paper be around the back myself. It pulls and tears nicely. Of course I woudn't change other people's TP cause I'm not a FREAK!

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[sr71blackbird]

I attempted to use a previously &quot;wrong&quot; hung roll, and find that the damn thing just spins out WAY too much paper.&nbsp; Its gotta hang with the paper falling close to the wall.

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[zentraed]

i'm with you all the way. it has to come from the bottom. especially a paper towel roll. those things have a mind of their own if you're not careful<br />

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[Batch^Master]

Next time gently unroll it to about half the roll, wipe your ass without breaking it then roll it back up..,bathroom burrito...

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[WhistlePig]

I used to like the roll over the top, but now I've found the big oversized rolls don't fit in the holder very well and tend not to roll, so it's much easier to pull sheets off when its hanging down the back. Over the top the roll just gets stuck and little bits tear off. Really annoying.&nbsp;

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<p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/forum/75/topic/31682">I Flip Over People's Toilet Paper</a></p><p>I still can't get over that, the name of this thread, makes me think he is just REALLY excited about people's toilet paper. I keep picturing him saying, &quot;That is some FUCKING AWESOME toilet paper!!!&quot;</p>

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