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Furtherman
08-28-2003, 06:51 AM
For all of you who begged the question: "Do whales fart?", fret no more! For here is the answer:

http://dsc.discovery.com/news/briefs/20030825/gallery/whalegas_zoom.jpg

"The picture is of an Antarctic minke whale taken from the bow of a ship," research scientist Nick Gales explains. "The white bits in the photo are pieces of ice-floe, the stream of pinky color behind the whale is a fecal plume - a.k.a. "poo" - the large circle in the water is indeed the physical eruption of the whale's flatulence."

From Discovery.com

TheMojoPin
08-28-2003, 08:40 AM
But can it be perfume?

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Bill From Yorktown
08-28-2003, 09:04 AM
this is obviously a picture of Mike Omeara in the hot springs ("aka soup") in Iceland from a few months ago...

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Death Metal Moe
08-28-2003, 03:46 PM
It looks like a sardine oozing puss ina bucket with some paint chips.

I don't buy it. Whales don't fart!

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high fly
08-28-2003, 03:48 PM
Now that we have definitive proof that whales fart, my life is complete.



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Melrapuo
08-28-2003, 09:39 PM
The picture is of an Antarctic minke whale taken from the bow of a ship

jeez...that must be a big fuckin' ship to get that picture so high in the air. what ship was this? the Titanic while it was goin' under?

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monsterone
08-28-2003, 09:43 PM
if a whale farts in the middle of the ocean, and no one's there to hear it...

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Death Metal Moe
08-29-2003, 03:34 PM
if a whale farts in the middle of the ocean, and no one's there to hear it...


does it still stink?

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