Telling a girl she has no sence of fassion

[ag]

So theres this girl I know, who Im kinda seeing.Great girl and all but her fassion statement is from like 1980 something. First of all, she wears these jeans that are from the 80's, I mean shes got some fat, but yoy not like overweight. But these Jean shorts she keeps wearing are the ones that are tight on the legs, make it seem like your ass never ends(lenght not width). So Ladies, how would I go about kindly telling her, if at all telling her that the 80's called, they want their clothes back?
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This message was edited by ag1247 on 8-27-03 @ 8:08 PM

[hyperspace]

dump a go out with b oh what is a fassion?? is that something Goldmember said???

[high fly]

"Kinda seeing" means ain't banging.
Go git it and stop fucking around!
If you're gonna strike out, strike out swinging and not looking!

When you've got-em off her, who cares what she was wearing?

Does she dress as bad as you spell?

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Heavy]

Who cares what she wears? Its whats going on when shes not wearing it that matters

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[Steels]

Dump her and get an asian honey, problem solved.

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[Katylina]

I doth protest!
Leave me out of this... Here is your A now:
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This message was edited by JustJon on 9-2-03 @ 1:47 PM

[Tall_James]

Camel toe never goes out of fashion. Rock on sister!

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[Katylina]

I know I giggled when I first noticed that. It's even better because there is no hair down there at all. A cute beardless clam.

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This message was edited by Katylina on 8-27-03 @ 8:06 PM

[high fly]

MY DICK





(I just thought my dick would go good here.)

" and they ask me why I drink"

[fiestygal]

tell her you wanna go take her out shopping to treat her or something ..that way you can SORT OF pick out what you think she would look hot in

I'M RICH BIA-OTCH!

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[monsterone]

grow a mullet and when she complains say "see how stupid you look!"

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[Steels]

Sadly there is not much you can do. A makeover is usually just good enough for that day's complete over haul. Most people that NEED makeovers revert to their old bland and unattractive ways soon after. Mentioning this to her would cause embarrassment and possible resentment towards you. Some people have no clue when concerning fashion sense and the only people that can "escape" are men that allow a woman (usually their mate with good taste) to help them out. Unfortunately women in this sense have little hope.

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[El Mudo]

Telling a girl she has no sence of fassion


You could've told her she has no sense of fission

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[Death Metal Moe]

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Killing me is not enough to make me go away....

[ag]

ya ya I missed the H and 1nserted a double s so blow me

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[high fly]

DEATH METAL MOE!
DEATH METAL MOE!

You also missed the 's' in "sense", missed the 'u' in "you", missed the 'h' in "length", capitalized "jean" and left out other punctuation.


You can go back and edit your posts, you know.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[StupidGirlllll]

From the desription you gave of her she sounds like a very lovely chick...Why don't u take her shopping to Express they have the best clothes...& by not fat what size would you say she was cause if her ass is like a size 10 or up take her to Ashley Stewarts.

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[Furtherman]

cause if her ass is like a size 10 or up take her to Ashley Stewarts.


Take her to Lucille Roberts instead.

[Katylina]

Great as in, "plays minds games," "uses people," or "self-centered"? I'm not sure in which sense she is a "great girl." Please clarify this for me.

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[AngelAmy]

why does it matter what she wears? isnt it only important that she is comfortable in what she is in?

the clothes do not make the person.

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[grlNIN]

the clothes do not make the person.

He's going to be pissed!!!!

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[Death Metal Moe]

DEATH METAL MOE!
DEATH METAL MOE!

You also missed the 's' in "sense", missed the 'u' in "you", missed the 'h' in "length", capitalized "jean" and left out other punctuation.


You can go back and edit your posts, you know.

" and they ask me why I drink"

You can edit posts, but misspelled topic titles are forever........

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Killing me is not enough to make me go away....

[high fly]

Uhhhh, yeah, I guess you're right, Moe.
(shocker)

" and they ask me why I drink"

[TooCute]

1. Ashley Stewart starts at size 14.
2. Ag is dating a black woman? Ashley Stewart is the black woman's Lane Bryant.

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[Gaia]

So is your new name Ralph Lauren or Hugo boss?...this is an indication you might like dick instead of Vagina......Just pointing it out...

Theres nothing here...there used to be though....

[Heavy]

good point

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[Steels]

why does it matter what she wears? isnt it only important that she is comfortable in what she is in?

the clothes do not make the person.

This one sure sounds like a beauty queen.

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[Gaia]

"This one sure sounds like a beauty queen."

I swear to god..I am on the floor right now laughing......!!!!
Oww...It hurts...



"For example: Kindest Regards, Your Name"

[Death Metal Moe]

She has a good personality Steels.

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[Heavy]

Shes got nice big.........eyebrows

















I'm sorry, I love that line! ANd will someone please tell Gaia how to quote already!

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HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!

[Gaia]

Sorry...maaaan...You know when your the new kid its hard to figure things out...or at least the kid that was gone for a while mysteriously,....for no good reason..... :confuse:

"For example: Kindest Regards, Your Name"

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[putting in CD...track 3...play...Crank Volume...begin dancing...]

There's a brand new dance
But I don't know it's name
That people from bad homes
Do again and again
It's big and it's bland
Full tension and fear
They do it over there
But we don't do it here

Fashion - Turn to the left
Fashion - Turn to the right
We are the goon squad
And we're coming to town
Beep-beep - Beep-beep

Listen to me - Don't listen to me
Talk to me - Don't talk to me
Dance with me - Don't dance with me
No - Beep-beep - Beep-beep

[air guitar to Robert Fripp's most Amazing Guitar Solo]

Oop bop - do do do do do do do do
Fa fa fa fa fashion

What an AMAZING SONG~~~~~~~~~~~~~


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[Steels]

Oww...It hurts...

13 inches is a tough load.....I won't treat you gently.

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[monsterone]

Shes got nice big.........eyebrows



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[Gaia]

"13 inches is a tough load.....I won't treat you gently"

I hate it when you talk about your feet....It's not normal.

"For example: Kindest Regards, Your Name"

[stickyfingers]

Just tell her that her ass is hanging out of her shorts...she may not know since its difficult to see your ass without more than one mirror

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[TheCosmicCircus]

fart on her

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[Death Metal Moe]

Just start using the phrase "Junk in the Trunk" around her more often.

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[TheCosmicCircus]

This thread was started by a guy who use to date Ink Grrrl.


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This message was edited by TheCosmicCircus on 9-29-03 @ 4:18 AM

[Death Metal Moe]

This thread was started by a guy who use to date Ink Grrrl.


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OH SHIT!

I didn't know this thread was gonna get REAL! I mean REALLY REAL!

Nicey Nice now Perry!

Just kidding. That was one of the funniest, true things I've read in weeks on the board.


DAMN!

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[TheCosmicCircus]

still rocking...

jk- I love inky.



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[Katylina]

This thread was started by a guy who use to date Ink Grrrl.


::rolls eyes::
Let's see your closet Rico Suave.

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