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UnknownPD

08-26-2003, 01:51 PM

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Vinegar showers...sounds hot!

GaryWyze

08-26-2003, 02:25 PM

[color=purple]Here at the *Jimmy Norton Finishing School for Boys & Girlsr, we like to start them young.

With every grade, we introduce the children to a new form of shower-as-discipline. Until that final glorious day, when they are ready to go out into the world and enjoy that yellow goodness to its fullest extent.

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FUNKMAN

08-26-2003, 02:31 PM

man, a couple of cucumbers and these kids would've made a nice salad...

'something Jeffrey Dahmer would say"...

speaking of Vinegar, those people who were doing the disciplining were a couple of douche-bags...

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PanterA

08-26-2003, 02:41 PM

When I was a kid I had to take a Vinegar shower when I had lice. Bolsomic...mmmm

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Mike Teacher

08-26-2003, 02:48 PM

I blame the Teachers. They suck. Dont een really work, come to think about it...and summers off???...sheesh...

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TheMojoPin

08-26-2003, 03:33 PM

"Douches Gone Wild"?

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Death Metal Moe

08-26-2003, 06:26 PM

Police said the mother and two other women gave the children acid-reducing gum to offset the effects of the vinegar and peppers.

I hope they brought enough for the class.

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monsterone

08-26-2003, 06:43 PM

wasn't big man billy staples punished with an enama as a child? a trend setter?

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Heavy

08-26-2003, 07:33 PM

Very disturbing

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high fly

08-27-2003, 08:05 AM

Marat used to take vinegar baths and look what it got him.

" and they ask me why I drink"