Feel like torturing yourself?

[GaryWyze]

[color=purple]It takes about 20 minutes, and you'll probably wanna stop taking it before you're even 1/2 way through.

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Here's what I got, I thought I'd do better.

If you take it, post your results. And if you score really low, don't be discouraged. Some of the greatest minds in history have had double digit IQ scores.

Your IQ score is 120

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You have the unusual distinction of being equally good at math and verbal skills. This means you are a creative thinker and are uniquely good at teaching others through experiences. You are also a great improviser and very good at handling change.

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[Mike Teacher]

Just bear in mind; an IQ test measures your ability to take an IQ test.

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[Aggie]

My IQ is so low I couldn't even get the link to work.


Actually, the website is restricted at my job because it said You have requested http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/
Access to the requested web page is denied using Burst Technology's WebFilter.
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If you think this is in error, please contact your system administrator.

Oh well.

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[Furtherman]

Your IQ score is 117

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During the test, you answered four different types of questions - mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We analyzed how you did on each set of those questions, which reveals the way your brain processes information.

We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test. According to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is a Word Warrior.

This means you have exceptional verbal skills. You can easily make sense of complex issues and take and unusually creative approach to solving problems. Your strengths also make you a visionary. Even without trying you're able to come up with lots of new and creative ideas. And that's just a small part of what we know about you from your test results.

I think I would have done better if I concentrated.

I am a Word Warrior. I fight at the Thesaurusdome. Two words enter - one word leaves!

[RageCage]

Your IQ score is 131

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During the test, you answered four different types of questions - mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We analyzed how you did on each of those questions which reveals how your brain uniquely works.

We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test. According to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is a Visionary Philosopher.

This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others - and at anticipating and predicting patterns.

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Kool and the mother fuckin gang.

[GaryWyze]

[color=purple]na na nana na, i'm smarter than you are.

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[Furtherman]

Apparently so. Well, at least I have my devastating good looks to keep me going in society.

[GaryWyze]

[color=purple]When you think about it, how can good looks be devastating? It should be devastatingly bad looks.

I think it's time for me to stop watching Seinfeld.

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[StupidGirlllll]

Your IQ score is 117

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind our IQ test, click here.

During the test, you answered four different types of questions *X mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We analyzed how you did on each set of those questions, which reveals the way your brain uniquely works.

We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is an Inspired Inventor.

This means you've got exceptional verbal and mathematical skills, and are very good at brainstorming new ideas. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.


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[Hoojibs]

Your IQ score is 135

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During the test, you answered four different types of questions - mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We analyzed how you did on each of those questions which reveals how your brain uniquely works.

We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test. According to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is a Visionary Philosopher.

This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others - and at anticipating and predicting patterns. And that's just some of what we know about you from your IQ results.

Find out more about your unique intellectual strengths in your personalized 15-page IQ report. It's ready right now!

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[Melrapuo]

my IQ is 136, and I'm only 16!!! WOOOOOOW.





nobody gives two shits...
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[Furtherman]

Start the drinking and drugs immediately.

[Cybersoldier]

Your IQ score is 104

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You have the unusual distinction of being equally good at math and verbal skills. This means you are a creative thinker and are uniquely good at teaching others through experiences. You are also a great improviser and very good at handling change.


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[phixion]

a pothead got a 135! give me respect!

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[Snoogans]

tests are such bullshit. phix got a 135, i got a 140 on it, and i pulled a 1330 on SAT. all it means is i remember things well and i dont get nervous.



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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[phixion]

tests are such bullshit.


they are bullshit, but when your 1310 is ur sole reason for getting into college, u start to love standardized tests. i shouldve actually gone to class more.

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[Heavy]

26. Two cars start off at the same point on a straight highway facing opposite directions. Each car drives for 6 miles, takes a left turn, and drives for 8 miles. How far apart are the two cars?

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[Melrapuo]

20 miles

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[walking joint]

i'll take this test when i get home from work, but i can't believe we only have smart members. no one has gotten a bad score yet...or at least posted it. i'll try my hardest to do so later.

[Heavy]

Congratulations, John!
Your IQ score is 131

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During the test, you answered four different types of questions - mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We analyzed how you did on each of those questions which reveals how your brain uniquely works.

We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test. According to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is a Visionary Philosopher.

This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others - and at anticipating and predicting patterns. And that's just some of what we know about you from your IQ results.

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[phixion]

20 miles


yup a 3:4:5 right triangle.

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[Snoogans]

tests are such bullshit.

they are bullshit, but when your 1310 is ur sole reason for getting into college, u start to love standardized tests. i shouldve actually gone to class more.


good point. i went to college, left, and havent been back in a year and a half, and i just applied and still got into NYU and boston college based soley on the SAT score. havent decided where i wanna go to school yet though

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Heavy]

I gave the same answers as a 16 year old girl to see if the score would be different. I was expecting it to be higher, using the logic that younger people know less and girls know less also. But to my surprise...

Congratulations, Sally!
Your IQ score is 129

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We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.

This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.

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[Heavy]

20 miles

WHere did you get 20 from?

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[phixion]

using the logic that younger people know less and girls know less also.


ur assumpion was wrong. at leas as far as teenagers go. teenage girls are one the average more intelligent than teenage boys. this is due to the fact they mature quicker. like i know carochial highschools that have male and female students, always weight the males co-op scores because they have to factor in the alck of maturity.

but as we age, everything evens out.

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[Heavy]

teenage girls are one the average more intelligent than teenage boys.

Ok but I'm not a teenage boy.

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[dingo]

Congratulations, Tim!
Your IQ score is 138

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[dingo]

Congratulations, Tim!
Your IQ score is 138

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind our IQ test, click here.

NJ's Sexiest Bicycle Mechanic

[dingo]

ONE QUESTION WHAT DID EVERYONE PUT FOR THE ONE ABOUT WHAT IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS
COCONUT
BANANA
GRAPE
APPLE
PEAR
I SAID GRAPE CAUSE IT GROWS ON VINES NOT TREES BUT COCONUT'S ARE THE ONLY ONE THAT DOESN'T HAVE SEEDS IN IT

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[Melrapuo]

20 miles

WHere did you get 20 from?

like phixion said, it forms a 3:4:5 triangle. actually two of them.

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[Snoogans]

ONE QUESTION WHAT DID EVERYONE PUT FOR THE ONE ABOUT WHAT IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS
COCONUT
BANANA
GRAPE
APPLE
PEAR
I SAID GRAPE CAUSE IT GROWS ON VINES NOT TREES BUT COCONUT'S ARE THE ONLY ONE THAT DOESN'T HAVE SEEDS IN IT

its coconut cause its the only one with a hard outter covering, the rest have soft skins.

johnee, phix is right. women, at any age, are generally more mature than men at that age, but its especially more so in the teenage years. they basically take off in maturity around 13 and we wait to get mature until around 15, 16, and some of us muuuuuuch later.



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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[phixion]

everything else on list are fruits, coconuts are actually seeds.

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[Heavy]

The answer is Grape.



like phixion said, it forms a 3:4:5 triangle. actually two of them.

Like I said, where did you get that from or should i say BREAK IT DOWN FOR ME and.....




johnee, phix is right. women, at any age, are generally more mature than men at that age, but its especially more so in the teenage years.

Whaen the fuclk did i even say ANYTHING about girls being more mature then boys????

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[phixion]

Like I said, where did you get that from or should i say BREAK IT DOWN FOR ME and.....


ok they sed that u start of the same point facing in opposite directions, you both go 6 miles. so at that point u are 12 miles away from one another. then they say u both turn left and go an additional 8 miles. so formt aht point you are 16 miles away from one another from east to west. so now u know u are horizontally 16 miles away and vertically 12 miles away. use those measurement to make a square. then draw a diagonal line from one corner to another. u kno that on side of the right triangle is 12 and hte other is 16. so now u are looking for the hypotenuse. if u memorized certain pythagorean triples, u would see the 3:4:5 relationship. that is, that if u divide 12 by 4, u get 3, and if u divide 16 by 4 u will get 4. so u then u multiply 5 by 4 to get 20. all of this is based on the pythagorean theorem.

a^2+b^2=c^2
3^2+4^2=5^2
9+16=25

using tha basic principle:
12^2+ 16^2=20^2
144+256=400

this works for all relationship with 3:4:5 ratio.

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[Heavy]

oh

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[Mike Teacher]

26. Two cars start off at the same point on a straight highway facing opposite directions. Each car drives for 6 miles, takes a left turn, and drives for 8 miles. How far apart are the two cars?


A classic IQ test question if I ever saw one; where there is a way to figure it out doing the math, and a way to do it in 5 seconds in your head if you are used to looking at 'IQ Test' problems.

The 3:4:5 triangle was mentioned above. Good ole' Pythag. Well, a 6:8:10 triangle fits that bill perfectly too. Each car went 6 whatevers, turned and went 8. The 6:8:10 gives you that each is 10 whatevers from the starting point; a little visualization in your head gives you they are indeed headed in 'opposite' directions, and the total distance is just the distance of the two hypotanuses.[hypotani?]

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[phixion]

The 3:4:5 triangle was mentioned above. Good ole' Pythag. Well, a 6:8:10 triangle fits that bill perfectly too.


but isnt the 6:8:10 ratio just a multiple of the 3:4:5 ratio. and i seriously am asking this since u are the teacher and i am the student. and how good are u in chemistry? i still need covalent and ionic bonds explained to me. :quest:

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[Heavy]

Assume the following is true.

Lisa has crabs. Sally has Syphillis with an outbreak in her eyes and mouth. Tammy has genital warts. Leslie has herpes. Sally and Leslie had oral intercourse with eachother 2 weeks ago. Lisa and Leslie Tag teamed a football player without the use of contraceptives 1 week ago. Tammy, Leslie and Sally have had unprotected sex with Todd, an AIDS patient, in the last 2 months.

Keeping health in mind, Who should Johnee have unprotection anal intercourse with?

Lisa
Sally
Leslie
Tammy

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[Heavy]

and how good are u chemistry?


Hopefully better then your english

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[Mike Teacher]

COCONUT


Ahh yes, the correct answer. Now, can anyone tell me why BANANA is Also a correct answer?

Maybe I should fess up a bit here. This year I worked for ETS; the company that makes the SAT, PSAT, and a few more. I grade the essays and/or word problems on tests ranging from, well, grade school up. I signed about 5 different Confidentialty Agreements, so I can't say more. Not trying to sound braggish, I just want to keep the job.

Often on Analogy and/or 'least like' or 'which one doesn't belong' there may be more then one acceptable answer; and they can be weighted differently. Say each answer on this Q was worth 5 'points'. Well Coconut may get you 5 points, but there may be another answer that gets you less points, but points nonetheless because there is indeed a simple justification for that answer, also.

And banana fits into the 'also'



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[Heavy]

Grape is the big answer.

I mean its like whoever said it....grapes grow on vines, not trees. That the biggest difference between them all


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[phixion]

have had sea with Todd


c'mon insult my typos again!

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[Mike Teacher]

but isnt the 6:8:10 ratio just a multiple of the 3:4:5 ratio. and i seriously am asking this since u are the teacher and i am the student. and how good are u in chemistry? i still need covalent and ionic bonds explained to me.


1. Yes, exactly, one is just double the other.

2. In a covalent bond, the atoms are sharing outermost electrons: Co = Sharing Valent = valence electrons, the outermost ones. A hydrogen atom has one electron. That all. But 2 fit in that innermost orbit quite nicely, so when two atoms of H interact, they hook up with each others electron, giving a nice, stable, filled electron shell. Hence Hydrogen Gas is really a bunch of H2's, not a bunch of H's.

Ions are just atoms that have lost or gained electrons. Take Sodium. Element 11. Great. We all remember that means the sodium atom has 11 protons, and 11 electrons. We know that, simplified, of those 11, 2 go in the first orbital, 8 go in the second, and there's one lonely electron left. One electron is not a happy electron. They like to pair.

Ok; Chlorine, Element 17. 17 protons. 17 electrons. meaning 2 e-'s [e- is short for electron; an e with a negative sign reminging you its, well, negative] in the first orbital, 8 in the second, and then 7 in the outermost. 7 sucks too. 8 would be nice; 4 pairs of stable electrons in the orbital.

Hey! Sodium has that 1 lonely electron, and Chloring has 7 and is looking for one. Sodium gladly hands over it's one electron to Chlorine's 7, making a nice, stable 8. An electron has been transferred. When the elctron transfers, two Ions are formed, hence the term Ionic bond. Electrons are being shared in the first example. Covalent.

There was a Transfer of an electron in the second. Ionic.

Covalent = Sharing e-
Ionic = Transfer e-

Note: This is so simplified that it's really not exactly how it happens, but the results are what they are.

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[Heavy]

Yea but who should I fuck!

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[FUNKMAN]

124

i got the '6 mile/8mile' one wrong... now that Phix explained it, it reminds me of when you play football and the guy cutting across the field on an angle almost always catches the runner running straight down the sideline even though it seems the pursuer has to cover a longer distance...

kind've got me?

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i must've picked a bad time to be in love...

[Mike Teacher]

it reminds me of when you play football and the guy cutting across the field on an angle almost always catches the runner running straight down the sideline even though it seems the pursuer has to cover a longer distance...


Yep; there is SO much physics in sports, and math and geometry, and your brain does it so easily.

Example: A quarterback does not throw the ball at anyone or anything during a play; the Quarterback throws the ball to a point in both space and time that he believes the receiver will be.

Example: During a Baseball game; the batter hits a high fly. You watch the right fielder, he takes two steps back...and waits. His brain has already calculated the ballistic trajectory of that baseball, maning where it's gonna land, and the ball isn't even halfway up on its arch.

Example: I forget the exact numbers; but lets talk major league ball. Now, how many sports are you doing Great if you fail at your task 7 times out of ten? Well, and I'm cheating here on the real numbers, but hitting .300, three times in ten, is kicking butt. Hitting 4 times out of ten..well, if ya dont know about Ted, go read.

Anywhoo: You have a pitcher and a hitter, about 60 feet apart. The pitcher is throwing a ball between, say, 70-100mph. Let's assume a real nice burner, 100mph down the pipe.

At that speed; the batter has to decide on whether or not he is going to swing at the pitch before the ball has reached only half the distance. It's actually more like he has to decide when the ball is about a third of the way on its trajectory; 20 feet out of the pitchers hand. 0.4 seconds comes to mind for the time it takes a fastball to travel that 60 feet.

And in all the example above, the brain calculates the trajectories, send the signals to the muscles, sends the muscles throwing/swinging/catching, and the amazing thing is that we can do it at all.

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but isnt the 6:8:10 ratio just a multiple of the 3:4:5 ratio. and i seriously am asking this since u are the teacher and i am the student. and how good are u in chemistry? i still need covalent and ionic bonds explained to me.




1. Yes, exactly, one is just double the other.

2. In a covalent bond, the atoms are sharing outermost electrons: Co = Sharing Valent = valence electrons, the outermost ones. A hydrogen atom has one electron. That all. But 2 fit in that innermost orbit quite nicely, so when two atoms of H interact, they hook up with each others electron, giving a nice, stable, filled electron shell. Hence Hydrogen Gas is really a bunch of H2's, not a bunch of H's.

Ions are just atoms that have lost or gained electrons. Take Sodium. Element 11. Great. We all remember that means the sodium atom has 11 protons, and 11 electrons. We know that, simplified, of those 11, 2 go in the first orbital, 8 go in the second, and there's one lonely electron left. One electron is not a happy electron. They like to pair.

Ok; Chlorine, Element 17. 17 protons. 17 electrons. meaning 2 e-'s [e- is short for electron; an e with a negative sign reminging you its, well, negative] in the first orbital, 8 in the second, and then 7 in the outermost. 7 sucks too. 8 would be nice; 4 pairs of stable electrons in the orbital.

Hey! Sodium has that 1 lonely electron, and Chloring has 7 and is looking for one. Sodium gladly hands over it's one electron to Chlorine's 7, making a nice, stable 8. An electron has been transferred. When the elctron transfers, two Ions are formed, hence the term Ionic bond. Electrons are being shared in the first example. Covalent.

There was a Transfer of an electron in the second. Ionic.

Covalent = Sharing e-
Ionic = Transfer e-

Note: This is so simplified that it's really not exactly how it happens, but the results are what they are.


wow. thats a lotta stuff. i would've just said covalent is a bond between two nonmetals and ionic is a bond between a metal and a nonmetal. but that explanation of yours kicks my explanation's ass.

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okay Mr. Mike dont be surprised when i ask you, why DNA is a double-helix? i am taking biology this semester. and i need 3.7 gpa or i will be kicked out.

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