Batchus Interruptus

[Johnny Fontane]

This dates back to 1979. There was this new cable network called HBO - "Home Box Office" - that had a Burlesque special with naked ladies and everything.

There was only one guy on the block with this revolutionary cable channel. All the fellas knew when this Burlesque special was going to be on, so one fine evening we descended upon our chum's home - his parents were away for the evening!

I'll never forget the look of disappointment on his face when he came to the door to find six nerds clammoring to watch the Burlesque special with him. It was like he was in mourning - the poor bastard probably had a romantic night of batching all planned out, and we ruined it for him.

Did you ever ruin someone's batch, or have your own batch ruined?

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"I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniel's." - Frank Sinatra

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin

"The day they stop making fun of you is the day they don't give a damn about you." - Sammy Davis Jr.

[ChickenHawk]

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[Heavy]

Stop teasing the real story Johnny. Tell us about the orgy.

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[FUNKMAN]

When I was 14 I was having sex with Shondelle in my brothers apt, and the bell rang... i looked out and there was my buddy with the biggest "shit-eating" grin on his face... he was ABSOLUTELY amazed that i was having sex. I went downstairs to the door and when i opened it all he could do was grin from ear to ear and say stuff like OH SHIT!

he actually didn't interrupt, we just finished a couple of sessions on the bed and were now sitting on the couch, listening to Earth Wind and Fire as she kept a tight grip on my still "hard as petrified wood" erection...

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i must've picked a bad time to be in love...

[Arienette]

This dates back to 1979.wow, you're old.

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[Yerdaddy]

I never thought these stories were true. But last weekend I was at my job as a fry cook at Denny's, frying up two Grand Slams and a Moons Over My Hammy, when in walks these three Swedish bisexual librarians/strippers...

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[Johnny Fontane]

wow, you're old.


37, but I look much younger, right?

I said am I right?!

Do you know what makes me feel old? Seeing a Psychedelic Furs topic posted under Old School.

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"I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniel's." - Frank Sinatra

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin

"The day they stop making fun of you is the day they don't give a damn about you." - Sammy Davis Jr.

[Tall_James]

"Batchus Interuptus". Wasn't he emperor after "Biggus Dickus"?

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In my opinion, there's nothing in this world beats a '52 Vincent and a red headed girl.

[Yerdaddy]

"Batchus Interuptus". Wasn't he emperor after "Biggus Dickus"?

In Wome? No. He was after after his wife, "Incontinentia Buttocks."

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[high fly]

I loved her sister, Fellatia...

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Iamnotatool]

I loved her sister, Fellatia...



I did her.

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[reeshy]

loved her sister, Fellatia...


I still say her cousin, Connie Lingus, was a better piece of ass!!!

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[high fly]

Nawwwww, she just tasted better.




I think.






" and they ask me why I drink"

[PanterA]

I'll never forget the look of disappointment on his face when he came to the door to find six nerds clammoring to watch the Burlesque special with him.Is that when it became a Circlus Jerkus?

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[Tall_James]

sings...

"Batchus...I'm depending on you son..."

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In my opinion, there's nothing in this world beats a '52 Vincent and a red headed girl.