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mdr55
08-21-2003, 08:52 AM
The question I have about kenetic Watches (it's a Seiko) is when I don't wear it for a long period of time, it does not function properly (ex. time appears to be off or it just plain out stops) when I wear it again. Why does it do this? It does not run on battery and "supposedly" it's suppose to rewind itself via movement when it's on my wrist.
Thanks.

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JustJon
08-21-2003, 09:07 AM
You answered your own question.

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high fly
08-21-2003, 10:10 AM
While we're at it; I've noticed that my car doesn't run when the key is not in the ignition.
Why is that?

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TooCute
08-21-2003, 11:26 AM
My car actually runs fine when the key isn't in the ignition, as long as it's been started.

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high fly
08-21-2003, 11:36 AM
pedant.

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ADF
08-21-2003, 12:26 PM
I've noticed that my food becomes cold when I leave it in the fridge, but when I take it out, it becomes room temperature.

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high fly
08-21-2003, 12:56 PM
Somehow, my circular saw won't work if it's not plugged in.

Is that wierd or what?

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Reephdweller
08-21-2003, 03:09 PM
It was very strange today, I didn't recharge my cellphone today when it said the battery was low, and for some reason it won't work now. Why is that?

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high fly
08-21-2003, 03:40 PM
(snicker) For some reason, when I hit the "off" button on my radio, no more sound comes out.

Imagine that!

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mdr55
08-21-2003, 04:10 PM
You answered your own question.

Then why is my watch still acting up? You mean I have to wear the watch for the rest of my life for it to work?
I wore my watch today, set the watch to the correct time but 5 hours later, my watch was 1 hour off. WHY?

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mdr55
08-21-2003, 04:14 PM
While we're at it; I've noticed that my car doesn't run when the key is not in the ignition.
Why is that?


But when it is, your car works fine. Unlike my watch. Even though I TUNE it, it still acts up. Besides your car runs on battery, not kenetic energy.

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mdr55
08-21-2003, 04:18 PM
My car actually runs fine when the key isn't in the ignition, as long as it's been started.

True dat. But when you exit your car after it's been started, it still works and runs correctly. Unlike my watch. One time I went out to a function and it was 8:30 p.m. for 2 hours.

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mdr55
08-21-2003, 04:20 PM
pedant.

It's not trivial. Because of my watch not working correctly, I have been late to various appointments and functions.

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mdr55
08-21-2003, 04:22 PM
I've noticed that my food becomes cold when I leave it in the fridge, but when I take it out, it becomes room temperature.

Yeah, but your food is still edible. Unlike my watch. It's messing up my schedule.

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mdr55
08-21-2003, 04:26 PM
Somehow, my circular saw won't work if it's not plugged in.

BUT it works when you plug it in. You don't have to leave the saw plugged in all the time to work properly. Unlike my watch, I don't usually wear it when I go to sleep.

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mdr55
08-21-2003, 04:28 PM
It was very strange today, I didn't recharge my cellphone today when it said the battery was low, and for some reason it won't work now. Why is that?

You answered your own question. Cuz it runs on battery.

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mdr55
08-21-2003, 04:30 PM
(snicker) For some reason, when I hit the "off" button on my radio, no more sound comes out.

BUT it's still plugged in.




So how long is a kenetic charge on my watch supposed to last for? Does anyone know? Thanks.

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high fly
08-21-2003, 04:54 PM
When the lights are out at night, I have a hard time seeing things.

fancy that.

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golfcourseguy
08-21-2003, 05:21 PM
So how long is the kenetic charge on my watch supposed to last for?


The kenetic charge on Bill Clinton's watch lasted a couple of months.
It slowed him down for a while but after a slap on the wrist everything was ok.

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This message was edited by golfcourseguy on 8-21-03 @ 9:25 PM

reeshy
08-21-2003, 05:22 PM
How come when my heart stops, I fall down??

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sr71blackbird
08-21-2003, 05:45 PM
In order for the mainspring of your watch to wind itself, it needs to use the KINETIC energy of your arms MOTION. If your NOT wearing it, are you assuming that the Earths rotation is causing the kinetic energy that spins the weight that winds your watches spring?
The movement of your wrist spins the weight that winds the spring that powers your watch that sets the time that keeps you punctual. if the watch is in your drawer and not on your wrist, then the weight that winds your watch by springing the spring is not spinning and the spring isnt springing and your watch isnt winding and your not punctual and your perception is that your watch isnt not functioning properly becuase your weights not spinning because your watch that needs to move to spin the weight that winds your spring is sitting in a drawer.


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mdr55
08-21-2003, 06:45 PM
In order for the mainspring of your watch to wind itself, it needs to use the KINETIC energy of your arms MOTION. If your NOT wearing it, are you assuming that the Earths rotation is causing the kinetic energy that spins the weight that winds your watches spring?
The movement of your wrist spins the weight that winds the spring that powers your watch that sets the time that keeps you punctual. if the watch is in your drawer and not on your wrist, then the weight that winds your watch by springing the spring is not spinning and the spring isnt springing and your watch isnt winding and your not punctual and your perception is that your watch isnt not functioning properly becuase your weights not spinning because your watch that needs to move to spin the weight that winds your spring is sitting in a drawer.


Sounds good to be. Thanks.

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mdr55
08-21-2003, 06:46 PM
How come when my heart stops, I fall down??



Because you're half past dead.

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mdr55
08-21-2003, 06:48 PM
When the lights are out at night, I have a hard time seeing things.

Because at night, we sleep. So you don't see things, you dream instead.

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mdr55
08-21-2003, 06:52 PM
The kenetic charge on Bill Clinton's watch lasted a couple of months.
It slowed him down for a while but after a slap on the wrist everything was ok.

That's because he had someone greasing it up. Of course it slowed him down, he was trying to get ahead. But after Hilary found out, he was back to winding his watch himself.

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Mike Teacher
08-21-2003, 08:39 PM
Kinetics.

Kinematics.

The Science of Movement.

The Kinetic Energy of an object =

KE = 1/2mv^2, where:

m = mass of the object

v = velocity of the object

inertial time-space reference and non-relativistic conditions assumed.

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PS: extra credit; which has more kinetic energy, a bowling ball or a bullet?

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08-21-2003, 09:04 PM
OOOOOOOHHHH!!!!! I need that watch desperately......so next time I fall asleep at the bar at 10ish, I can argue that....

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Heavy
08-21-2003, 09:11 PM
I have a similar problem with my watch. When I take the battery out of it, it stopps working and then even if i put the battery back in, the correct time never comes back. I have to reset the time all over again.

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high fly
08-22-2003, 09:52 AM
I'm having a hard time figuring something out, maybe someone can help me.

Every time a shark bites me on the leg, it hurts.

Is it just me, or is it like that for the rest of you?

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high fly
08-22-2003, 09:52 AM
I'm having a hard time figuring something out, maybe someone can help me.

Every time a shark bites me on the leg, it hurts.

Is it just me, or is it like that for the rest of you?

" and they ask me why I drink"

JustJon
08-22-2003, 10:19 AM
Let's bring it down to language you can understand:

If you wear the watch on rare occassions, it won't work.
If you wear it on a regular basis, it winds the spring.
The more you wear the watch, the more likely it's right.

any more dumbass questions?

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high fly
08-22-2003, 01:12 PM
There's a knob on my stove with numbers on it.
When I turn it, the stove gets hot!
The more I turn it, the hotter it gets!!
Why is that?
And how come when I touch it, I get burned?
---just wondering.

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This message was edited by high fly on 8-22-03 @ 5:13 PM

mdr55
08-22-2003, 03:36 PM
Kinetics.

Kinematics.

The Science of Movement.

The Kinetic Energy of an object =

KE = 1/2mv^2, where:

m = mass of the object

v = velocity of the object

inertial time-space reference and non-relativistic conditions assumed.

quiz monday


Just like a teacher- gives you the formula but not the complete answer. I would figure it out but it's still summer. Thanks for giving me the formula.

What was the answer with the bowling ball and the bullet? Re:which has the most kenetic energy.

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mdr55
08-22-2003, 03:38 PM
If you wear the watch on rare occassions, it won't work.
If you wear it on a regular basis, it winds the spring.
The more you wear the watch, the more likely it's right.


FINALLY. Thanks. That's all I wanted to know.

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Mike Teacher
08-23-2003, 09:29 AM
Just like a teacher- gives you the formula but not the complete answer.


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jocefus
08-23-2003, 09:36 AM
if u think its broken, why not take it somewere and have someone try to fix it????

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high fly
08-23-2003, 10:03 AM
OOH! OOH! OOH! I'VE GOT IT!!!


You bought your "kenetic" watch from one of those guys on the street selling them cheap knock off "Rolix" and "Patik Philippe" watches.
Next time get one-a them "kinetic" watches!

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This message was edited by high fly on 8-23-03 @ 5:10 PM