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FMJeff
08-20-2003, 12:30 PM
As you all may or may not know I work in the porno biz and part of my job is scanning video titles. Every week I will feature a new video title which I think you guys would appreciate.

Here is this week's winner for the week of Aug 22nd, 2003.

<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/imagestorage/marriedwc.jpg">

<center><img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/fmjeff.gif">
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It made my heart sing.

Heavy
08-20-2003, 12:32 PM
Good to see Randy West still going strong.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=JohneeWadd">
<marquee>A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina</marquee>

Fallon
08-20-2003, 12:34 PM
I hope Seven isn't in it.

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<img border=1 src="http://home.comcast.net/~wwfallon/RFnet19.jpg">
<b>Play Madden 2004 for PS2 Online? My screen name is <a href="http://www.easportsonline.com/games/madden2004/playerstats/home.jsp?playername=WWFallon">WWFallon</a></b>
</center>

Snoogans
08-20-2003, 12:35 PM
they shoulda done that with the actual cast, that would be histerical

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

Fallon
08-20-2003, 12:39 PM
Since Al is a shoe salesman this should have some sort of foot fetish angle right?

<center>
<img border=1 src="http://home.comcast.net/~wwfallon/RFnet19.jpg">
<b>Play Madden 2004 for PS2 Online? My screen name is <a href="http://www.easportsonline.com/games/madden2004/playerstats/home.jsp?playername=WWFallon">WWFallon</a></b>
</center>

Snoogans
08-20-2003, 12:49 PM
is jefferson or grif in it. like is there a No Maam gang bang

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

Heavy
08-20-2003, 01:29 PM
Jeff, how about the cast? plotlines etc. Fill us in.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=JohneeWadd">
<marquee>A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina</marquee>

TheMojoPin
08-20-2003, 03:32 PM
http://www.adultvideonews.com/monthlies/images/clever1002_01a.jpg

http://www.salvation-films.com/pics/sopornos.jpg

<img src="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=TheMojoPin">
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TheGameHHH
08-20-2003, 09:06 PM
Does she not look exactly like Peg Bundy?? I mean, come on.

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Heavy
08-20-2003, 09:43 PM
The dude thats playing Bud actually looks like Marc Wallice a tad.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=JohneeWadd">
<marquee>A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina</marquee>

fiestygal
08-20-2003, 10:28 PM
arent there any good looking porno dudes?

I'M RICH BIA-OTCH!

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THANX TENB

DreamWeaver
08-21-2003, 05:30 AM
As you all may or may not know I work in the porno bizI had no idea actually.

So THAT'S what you were doing at Francis Ford Coppola's house....

http://www.lowlife.com/lurker/images/wadfatherbutton.gif

http://blakjeezis.homestead.com/files/ginani.gif

FMJeff
08-25-2003, 05:33 AM
<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/imagestorage/manchurian.jpg">

HAHAHAAHAHAHAAH so clever

<center><img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/fmjeff.gif">
<br>
It made my heart sing.

fluffernutter
08-25-2003, 06:05 AM
Yeah, who is that playing "Peg"?

I used to run many a batch to still shots after taping Married With Children.

I am also currently looking for porn versions of 227 (Jackee) and Night Court (Markie Post).

<IMG SRC="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=fluffer6">

If you IGNORE the IDIOTS and don't respond, THEY WILL go away.

TheMojoPin
08-25-2003, 12:39 PM
GodDAMMIT.

Stop asking for info and go to THIS...the holy grail of porn databases.

THE INTERNET ADULT FILM DATABASE (http://www.iafd.com/)

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fluffernutter
08-25-2003, 03:36 PM
Thanks Mojo! Thats a great help. I had no idea that Letha Weapons did anal once. Damn! I gotta study.

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If you IGNORE the IDIOTS and don't respond, THEY WILL go away.

Heavy
08-29-2003, 03:08 PM
I try to be patient as much as the next guy, but this is unacceptable. Somebody better pull a funny porno outta their ass, quick

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=JohneeWadd">
<marquee>A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina</marquee>

FMJeff
09-03-2003, 09:32 AM
http://64.94.171.151/images/cover/018392front.jpg

http://64.94.171.151/images/cover/018392back.jpg

http://64.94.171.151/images/cover/018393front.jpg

http://64.94.171.151/images/cover/018393back.jpg


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<center><img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/fmjeff.gif">
<br>
It made my heart sing.

JustJon
09-03-2003, 10:04 AM
there were so many questions after Edward Penishands 1 & 2, it's a good thing they did a third.

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FMJeff
09-18-2003, 07:09 AM
<img src="http://64.94.171.151/images/cover/065699front.jpg">

G'day!

<center><img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/fmjeff.gif">
<br>
It made my heart sing.

Heavy
09-18-2003, 11:31 AM
Stephanie Rage:

Born October 24, 1964 In Baltimore, Maryland.

5 feet, 5 inches tall, weighing 109 lbs, 34C-22-34

Appeared in over 150 movies including "Dirty Prancing", "Days Of Our Wives", And " B*A*S*H".

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=JohneeWadd">
A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina

TheGameHHH
09-18-2003, 12:16 PM
The title Edward Penishands cracked me up for about 5 minutes, who comes up with this shit?

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mdr55
09-18-2003, 07:35 PM
Did you ever meet Tera Patrick or Stephanie Swift?

Got any picks to share?

Thanks.

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SatCam
09-19-2003, 10:36 PM
No change involved: Rugrats go Wild.

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FMJeff
09-22-2003, 09:15 PM
never met Swift or Patrick but we interviewed tera patrick's husband on foundrymusic.com.

met peter north though

<center><img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/fmjeff.gif">
<br>
It made my heart sing.

monsterone
09-22-2003, 09:45 PM
i dare you to make a prono title out of this:



Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right

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<marquee behavior=alternate scrolldelay=30>http://academ.hvcc.edu/~01885716/images/jameson.jpg</Marquee>

TheMojoPin
09-22-2003, 09:46 PM
met peter north though

Is he still a horribly arrogant prick?

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Heavy
09-22-2003, 10:04 PM
that guys a real ball buster

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=JohneeWadd">
A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina

monsterone
09-22-2003, 10:07 PM
http://www.gpi.org/glasstalk_images/milkman.jpg

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<marquee behavior=alternate scrolldelay=30>http://academ.hvcc.edu/~01885716/images/jameson.jpg</Marquee>

FMJeff
12-01-2003, 09:54 AM
<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/imagestorage/fartface1.gif">

Best Movie Ever. All Farting.

<center><img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/fmjeff.gif">
<br>
It made my heart sing.

TheMojoPin
12-01-2003, 10:36 AM
Yeah, shocker Ron Jeremy's mug is on the cover of THAT one.

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JustJon
12-01-2003, 11:14 AM
oooo... scary... this thread is back from the dead...

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