so you're stuck in an island again

[girl germs]

and you can only pick five people to be in the island with you, who would those five people be?

my choices are:

1-my best friend or my friend narchy
2-rivers cuomo, we can procreate
3-emeril lagasi, the naked chef, or one of the two fat ladies
4-somebody from this board, probably one of the babies, hordeking, pootertoot, sunny, heckler, heroin bob, tompoo, carter, etc...i would poke carter with a stick all day. that's all i would do.
5-scott thompson or allison wolfe from the band bratmobile

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[TomPoo]

Just you Girl Germs

REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

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"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

[The Blowhard]

One of those guys from one of those fishing shows on TNN.
(gotta eat)
Chris Rock: Gotta laugh, and I need a "Friday".
One of the female board members: hmmm...?
Haley Joel Osment: gonna need bait
Mark Spitz: He could swim and get help.


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[skullcrush]

Haley Joel Osment: gonna need bait

for what,too lure pootertoot too the island.want a baby too be stuck with.il trade you babyC for your post count.a deal?

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[Pootertoot]

I would treat this like the Most Dangerous Game, so first I would bring along:

1) Ted Nugent, provided he brings a hefty supply of hunting equipment

and for prey for us to hunt:

2) Michael Flatley
3) Rosie O'Donnell (we'd treat her like plains buffalo)
4) The Welch's Grape Juice Girl

And for the fifth, I'd bring the pale young british boy from "The Others" to service me as I smear the blood of my prey about my body.

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[EffMeBoobs]

1. Brad Pitt - Just for
something to look at.

2. Heckler and Pooteroot
for comfort and
entertainment.

3. Sunny - Somebody I can
dance with.

4. Horde King - Someone
who can tell me how to
survive in the wild.


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~Well look up from the ground and see who's laughing last...I do what it takes to pull me through...No thanks to anything that you could do...I'm better off without you~

[Pootertoot]

We can eat Heckler, Sunny, and Hordeking when the food runs out, making Brad Pitt cook them and, eventually, himself.

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[EffMeBoobs]

Then you and I can sit back
with our homemade
bamboo toothpicks that HK
helped us out with and pick
our teeth for Sunny and
Brad Pitt remains. The
stories we can tell the kids.


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~Well look up from the ground and see who's laughing last...I do what it takes to pull me through...No thanks to anything that you could do...I'm better off without you~

[TomPoo]

Its Effemboob and Pootertoots Sick Fantasy Island... But where are the 7 year old boys and girls to molest????

REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

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"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

[skullcrush]

i got the girl

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[The Blowhard]

So, BabyChanel for my post count Skull? Hmm...throw in some snow tires and ya got a deal! ;)

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[Pootertoot]

Tom, I keep an asian boy in my ass at all times for such emergencies.

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[babychanel]

Here it is :
Mom
Nick
Anthony
Linda
Andy

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[skullcrush]

but i love my snow tires.(playin babyC) and by the way whos andy?

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[elizabeth8]

1) animal planet guy
2) survivor film crew
3) my good friend brian
4) mickey mantle
5) al roker

[TomPoo]

Tom, I keep an asian boy in my ass at all times for such emergencies.


I tried that, but they kept trying to run away, So I went for the ethiopian boy... there so greatful to get food, they don't ever leave.

... Plus when your done with them... nobody misses them and you can just leave them dead in a dark ally.

REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

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"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

[kate]

my choices are: ...

2 - rivers cuomo, we can procreate

-GG

girl germs -- while I surely identify with your geek aesthetic, you must get a load (heh) of <a href ="http://www.weezer.com/news/"target="new">Weezer's new bassist</a>:

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Scott Shriner ^

given the desert island scenario, I think this guy might be a little handier around the house, or grass hut, or whatever...

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[Pootertoot]

Tom, that must not have been an asian boy, 'cause those little fuckers are just happy to get the love daddy never gave tehm. Besides, I eat enough rice that my colon is like homecooking for them.

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[rivers cuomo]

girl germs is the only one I'd want with me. In fact, I wrote this song about it after a Jeopardy marathon on the Game Show network.
<center>Sea is foaming like a bottle of beer

The Wave is coming but I ain't got no fear

I'm waxing down so that I'll go real fast

I'm waxing down 'cause it's really a blast

I'm going surfing 'cause I don't like your face

I'm bailing out b'cause I hate the race

Of rats that run round and 'round in a maze

I'm goin' surfin, goin' surfin'



You take your car to work

I'll take my board

And when you're out of fuel

I'm still afloat



My buddies and their honies all come along

They seem invincible, it takes 'em along

The sea is rolling like a thousand pound keg

We're goin' surfin', we're goin' surfin'!



You take your car to work

I'll take my board

And when you're out of fuel

I'm still afloat



You take your car to work

I'll take my board

And when you're out of fuel

I'm still afloat



All along the undertow is strengthening its hold

I never thought it'd come to this, now I can never go home



All along the undertow is strengthening its hold

I never thought it'd come to this, now I can never grow old



You take your car to work, I'll take my board

And when you're out of fuel, I'm still afloat

All along the undertow is strengthening its hold

I never thought it'd come to this, now I can never go home!

You take your car to work, I'll take my board

And when you're out of fuel, I'm still afloat



You take your car, I'll take my board.

Lets Go!
</center>

[girl germs]

<i>"girl germs -- while I surely identify with your geek aesthetic, you must get a load (heh) of Weezer's new bassist"</i>

kate! i seriously couldn't stop laughing when i first found out about this! he just doesn't seem fit in with the whole nerd-esque weezer style or something.

from weezer.com-<i>"I witnessed one rehearsal last week with him playing (before he was announced as the official fill-in), and he definately has the necessary skills (and had significantly toned down his wardrobe, from what i could tell)."</i>

i just find this all too funny...the fact that mikey is having some mental break down god knows where is even funnier...i don't know but i never really liked mikey and i'd rather have this new dude as bassist...mikey was just a big bloated mess.

rivers cuomo, how is mikey doing?

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