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Mothball
08-10-2003, 11:05 PM
It sounds painful but I have had so many fungal infections and my chick is fed up. Any suggestions?
I'm really tired of Tinactin on my wiener.

Death Metal Moe
08-11-2003, 12:06 AM
Sounds like you've answered your own question.



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Reephdweller
08-11-2003, 02:25 AM
Looks like someone's on a shock post tear.

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MASTER WINDU
08-11-2003, 03:15 AM
Ouch!

Snoogans
08-11-2003, 04:20 AM
remember married with children, when al got one. if you get even a partial boner, stictches can pop and id imagine it would be very painful. i was like a day or so old, so i dont remember, but as an adult, i cant see that being any fun

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sr71blackbird
08-11-2003, 04:55 AM
My nephew got circumsized when he was in high school, I guess for a similar reason as you, but I can tell you, he was in agony! Id ask doctors if it totally necessary. I know Im glad I was cut when I was a baby, because I wouldnt want to have to deal with that funky shit under the sheath.

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Spank Daddy
08-11-2003, 05:02 AM
"Mrs Bundy, I'm afraid we've made a mistake.......instead of a 'small incision', we gave him a 'circumcision'."

(Marcy over the phone) HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa

jocefus
08-11-2003, 05:05 AM
It sounds painful but I have had so many fungal infections


wash more

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Snoogans
08-11-2003, 05:05 AM
"Mrs Bundy, I'm afraid we've made a mistake.......instead of a 'small incision', we gave him a 'circumcision'."

(Marcy over the phone) HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa


spank daddy, it was circular incision, but just remembering the line even occured is gold

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

Tall_James
08-11-2003, 05:09 AM
Only if you don't want your dink to resemble the Unabomber.

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DJEvelEd
08-11-2003, 05:21 AM
Should I get circumcized?


NO. You could always shake it over your Caesar Salad.

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Jackie Sloan
08-11-2003, 09:26 AM
YES - a nice tight thong goes well with that.

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Snoogans
08-11-2003, 09:28 AM
any guy who wears a thong, bananna hammock, speedo, or anything of that nature, should have his damn head circumcized

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

phixion
08-11-2003, 09:29 AM
no dont do it. its one thig to b a baby and u dont remember the pain, but if ur an adult, forget it. just wash up better.

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dicAMan
08-11-2003, 09:30 AM
do girls find it a turn off if a guy is uncircumcized? or do they not care wither way? I feel that every girl i've been with doesn't give me an honest answer cuz they don't want to hurt my feelings. Can any of you ladies help me out?

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08-11-2003, 09:31 AM
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Hosp
08-11-2003, 10:10 AM
Why be a pussy, castration. All or nothing!

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08-11-2003, 10:25 AM
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East Side Dave
08-11-2003, 11:09 AM
I always get circumsized. First of all the portion of fries they give you is never enough. I don't understand, though, why the girl wearing the headset always laughs at me when I say quarter pounder and coke and please circumsize it. Then she laughs. And I don't understand just what's so funny at pulling up to the drive-through window with nothing but my vintage Donald Duck roller skates on, either. "It's a free world," I says to the girl. Then I give her my money for the food in match box cars because I'm afraid of human skin. I tell her I can "change" her skin if she likes so that we can exchange the money and food hand-to-hand but she usually replies by saying the numbers 9, 1, 1 over and over at which point I thank her and wish her a good day by making my roller skates quack at her. Boy am I full, pit-pat.

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Riots1
08-11-2003, 04:11 PM
Don't do it. Go with what you got. In my experience (uncut), most women who haven't seen it before are intrigued, some women actually prefer it.

reeshy
08-11-2003, 04:41 PM
Should I get circumcized?


Do what you want....I don't give a shit...now what????

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-11-2003, 05:31 PM
There HAS tb be a better way than circumcision!

Do you use condoms? I would get UTIs all the time when we used condoms. The latex and spermicide were irritating me. Maybe you have an allergy to latex or spermicide?

Go to the doctor and ask him/her. Maybe there are topical ointments the doctor can give you.

Otherwise, pull that foreskin back and scrub, scrub, scrub!



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Wormwood
08-11-2003, 05:43 PM
I think you should get sterilized or euthanized.

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mikeyboy
08-11-2003, 06:05 PM
I always get circumsized. First of all the portion of fries they give you is never enough. I don't understand, though, why the girl wearing the headset always laughs at me when I say quarter pounder and coke and please circumsize it. Then she laughs. And I don't understand just what's so funny at pulling up to the drive-through window with nothing but my vintage Donald Duck roller skates on, either. "It's a free world," I says to the girl. Then I give her my money for the food in match box cars because I'm afraid of human skin. I tell her I can "change" her skin if she likes so that we can exchange the money and food hand-to-hand but she usually replies by saying the numbers 9, 1, 1 over and over at which point I thank her and wish her a good day by making my roller skates quack at her. Boy am I full, pit-pat.


East Side, don't go changing. Ever.


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FUNKMAN
08-11-2003, 06:20 PM
get it done and if you don't like it you could put one of them tropical drink umbrella thingies in your peepee hole...

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mikeyboy
08-11-2003, 06:22 PM
Otherwise, pull that foreskin back and scrub, scrub, scrub!


Man, I'm glad to be circumcised. I can't even be bothered to floss regularly.


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guttersnipe
08-11-2003, 08:51 PM
Shock poster or not, this is one of the few issues I am extremely
passionate about, so I am going to jump at the chance to open
some minds.

I AM NOT A DOCTOR. THIS IS NOT MEDICAL ADVICE.
This is my personal opinion and advice based on tons of research
I did when I learned I was going to have a baby boy. Also, to
any Jewish and Muslim people on the board, I do not wish to
denigrate your religious rites and/or rights.

Do you all know why circumcision is so popular in the U.S. and
almost nowhere else in the world? I mean other than the fact
that it gives the doctors a quick way to pocket an extra couple
hundred bucks for a completely unecessary operation...

Circumcision started in America during the masturbation
hysteria of the Victorian Era, when a few American doctors
circumcised boys to punish them for masturbating. Victorian
doctors knew very well that circumcision desensitizes the penis.
(Obviously it didn't work very well as a deterrent! Boys and
men just learned to spit on their hands and use lotion and
whatnot.)

The foreskin is there for a reason. It's not just some useless
flap of skin. There are millions of nerve endings in the foreskin,
nerves that provide you with pleasure. If it is cut off, not only
do you lose those nerve endings, but also the head of your penis
(the glans) will lose it's protective layer, and it will become
desensitized over time as well.

So if you don't mind sex and masturbation giving you much less
pleasure than it gives you now, it's up to you. Talk to your
doctor about the advantages and disadvantages and the risks
involved and make an informed choice.

If you're having trouble with fungal infections, make sure you
know how to clean yourself correctly. From an article on
nocirc.org:

Wash the outside of the penis with mild soap and warm
water. Rinse. Gently retract the foreskin, rinse the inner fold of
the foreskin and glans with warm water only (no soap on the
mucous membrane), then return the foreskin to the forward
position. Dry the outside of the penis shaft and foreskin.

Soap should never be used on the inner folds of the foreskin or
the glans. Soap destroys the natural bacterial balance,
encouraging an overgrowth of yeast (emphasis mine).

The risks of adult circumcision are the same as the risks of
infant circumcision: hemorrhage, infection, surgical mishap, and
death. Circumcision is also highly traumatic, and can leave
patients with severe discomfort for weeks or even months
following the surgery.

Fortunately, parents are educating themselves more and more
and the rate of circumcision is finally going down in this country.

Now mothball, and all you other lucky guys with an intact penis,
go kiss your mother and thank her for it.

~guttersnipe



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This message was edited by guttersnipe on 8-12-03 @ 12:53 AM

phixion
08-11-2003, 11:01 PM
i remember hearing in school that the foreskin also increases cancer risk and the risk of other diseases. im too lazy to look this up, is this true? or is damn catholic hocus pocus?

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guttersnipe
08-12-2003, 06:32 AM
i remember hearing in school that the foreskin also increases cancer risk and the risk of other diseases. im too lazy to look this up, is this true? or is damn catholic hocus pocus?

In the 1930s, a doctor hypothesized that circumcision would help decrease the rate of penile cancer, and though he never did any research to prove the hypothesis, the medical community took that up as another excuse to keep doing it to babies.

Once studies were finally done in the 1970s, it was discovered that there is no real link between circumcision and penile cancer. In fact, there are many more deaths due to circumcision than due to penile cancer, and some circumcized men get penile cancer anyway.

And I never understood this rationale, even if it had been true. Perhaps, due to the risk of breast cancer (which is much more prevalent) we should hack off girls' breasts as soon as they develop?

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FUNKMAN
08-12-2003, 06:37 AM
do it and if you don't like it you can stick a mushroom like this one in your urine canal...

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high fly
08-12-2003, 10:35 AM
Get yourself one-a them "Do It Yourself At Home" kits.

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08-13-2003, 12:14 AM
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Riots1
08-13-2003, 01:42 PM
That made my day Heidi. Good to know I'm not anymore at risk for penile cancer than the rest of the world's shmucks.

Death Metal Moe
08-13-2003, 03:38 PM
Yo Satcam! If you know the site that's off, send it to me! I'd LOVE to have personalized sticks! Or maybe I'd just put an even cooler guy's name on there.

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Death Metal Moe
08-13-2003, 03:40 PM
Now mothball, and all you other lucky guys with an intact penis,


Then what should us circumsized guys do? Kick our Mom's in the box?

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guttersnipe
08-13-2003, 04:18 PM
Happy to help, Riots, and good to see you here!
heheh, schmucks... i get jokes!



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KC2OSO
08-13-2003, 04:47 PM
I have the turtle-neck and haven't had a problem in 38 years - other than the odd question about my cock. Which is fine.
It's direct from the manufacturer and does all the libidinal thinking.
My son's not cut below and he's fine too. He's 5. That's his joint, not mine. When he gets wise enough to use it for something other than peeing, he'll make that choice.

So, if you have fungal infections, see a doctor and wash your ballz and dink every day just like everybody else does.






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grlNIN
08-13-2003, 04:59 PM
I AM NOT A DOCTOR. THIS IS NOT MEDICAL ADVICE.

I can go for the obvious joke................... but i won't.

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sr71blackbird
08-13-2003, 05:04 PM
If not having the forskin desensitises the cock head, then I imagine orgasms would occur faster...are you really sure youd rather have an oversensative cock head? ..... Ladys?

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Riots1
08-13-2003, 08:22 PM
It's just like any thing else...as long as you're gettin it on the regular there aren't any problems in the stamina department. Not having the calimari lopped off just means more intense orgasms. In my book, thats a good thing. Of course I have nothing to compare it to.

Shecky
08-20-2003, 08:47 AM
I always get circumsized. First of all the portion of fries they give you is never enough. I don't understand, though, why the girl wearing the headset always laughs at me when I say quarter pounder and coke and please circumsize it. Then she laughs. And I don't understand just what's so funny at pulling up to the drive-through window with nothing but my vintage Donald Duck roller skates on, either. "It's a free world," I says to the girl. Then I give her my money for the food in match box cars because I'm afraid of human skin. I tell her I can "change" her skin if she likes so that we can exchange the money and food hand-to-hand but she usually replies by saying the numbers 9, 1, 1 over and over at which point I thank her and wish her a good day by making my roller skates quack at her. Boy am I full, pit-pat.

Now thats Fuckin comedy!!!!

Later,
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