She's really outasight...

[Johnny Fontane]

http://www.donotsleep.com/maria/images/Maria_Bartiromo.jpg

I'm talking about Maria Bartiromo. I don't usually remember my dreams (and I don't usually try to analyze them). But this morning was different. Maria made a cameo appearance in a very brief dream of mine.

I was at work, and Maria was conducting a staff meeting. To show her gratitude for all our hard work, she gave everyone a check for $1,000.00. When she leaned over to give me my check, she whispered something sweet to me, and all I could say was "you're so sexy." And then I looked at my check and I felt so good.

And then of course I woke up. I think this dream represented everything I want out of life: emotional, professional, financial, and sexual satisfaction.

Joey Ramone was right. Maria Bartiromo is really outasight.

[Death Metal Moe]

She's the MSNBC chick right?

She's hot in a "Used up, Skagged out" sort of way. Like to bang the skank out of her.

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Killing me is not enough to make me go away....

[Johnny Fontane]

"Used up, Skagged out"


:quest:

Moe, you've been sniffing too much bacon.

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"I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniel's." - Frank Sinatra

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin

"The day they stop making fun of you is the day they don't give a damn about you." - Sammy Davis Jr.


This message was edited by Johnny Fontane on 8-8-03 @ 10:49 PM

[Melrapuo]

Like to bang the skank out of her.

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"O ghiggity ghiggity ghiggity ghiggity!"

"Heh...heh....ALLLLLRIIIIGHT..."

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Makin' my own sigs cuz I'm too lazy to ask anyone else to do it for me.

My Really Crappy Site (http://www.hometown.aol.com/falsadvirtizment)

This message was edited by Melrapuo on 8-9-03 @ 3:14 AM

[Heavy]

Nothin to do nowhere to go-ooo
I wanna bang Maria Bartiromo

Mad props to Fluff for the sig and C.O.soup for hosting!
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[high fly]

used up skagged out

Experienced, my friend, experienced.
You getting anything that looks better?

" and they ask me why I drink"

This message was edited by high fly on 8-9-03 @ 4:01 PM

[ChickenHawk]

She's really outasight...
I could've sworn this topic was gonna be about that blind girl on R&F who requested her name be "outtasight".

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(fluffernutter draws good birds.)

[Death Metal Moe]

I'm not getting anything better high fly. I thought we were talking about her in general terms against all other women. I mean, I'd hook up with that in the real world. But we were talking about that imaginary world where guys have their pick of any woman. And against a lot of other women, she's a little used up and skagged out looking. That pic of her must use one of those soft lenses. On TV under florescent lights, she looks her age.

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Killing me is not enough to make me go away....

[high fly]

I rarely watch tv, so I'll take your word for it.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[FUNKMAN]

Well my baby, she's all rightWell my baby, she's clean out of sight, don't you know that she is, She's some kind 'a wonderful


just remember to bring a toothpick if you're 'going down'... italian girls

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sig by ADF...

[Reephdweller]

I'd put it in her.

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[hummerboy]

I'd put my plow in her furrow!!!!!

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[Death Metal Moe]

"Hey baby, why don't you make like the Dow Jones and GO DOWN! OH!!!!!!"

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