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Captain Rooster
08-08-2003, 01:31 PM
OK, so the Terminator wants to be a leader. What catch phrase should he use?

I have already heard him use the "Hasta la vista, baby to Grey Davis" line.

I was thinking he use something along the lines of Conan with a "lamentations of the Californian women" or something.

Let me know your ideas.

R

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FUNKMAN
08-08-2003, 01:37 PM
"is the economy giving you roids?" what's the problem "roids made me one rich mother fucker"

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Captain Rooster
08-08-2003, 01:45 PM
"I vant do represent the state off Cal-ee-forn-ee-ah and eff you tink I cannot speak, think of da Preseedent of these United Stay-eets."

"And remember to stay away fom gangs."

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SatCam
08-08-2003, 01:47 PM
"Remember when I said I wouldnt run? I lied!!"

"I will terminate the other Arnold... Gary Coleman!!"

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08-08-2003, 01:55 PM
"It's not a rumor...it's nothing like a rumor"!
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CaptClown
08-08-2003, 01:58 PM
I stole this from SofaKingWhathttp://www.gongoozler.com/images/arnold.jpg

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SatCam
08-08-2003, 02:01 PM
"Vote for Arnold, because he's a REPUBLICAN and a MOVIE STAR!"

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DJEvelEd
08-08-2003, 02:46 PM
Vote for me, I'm Arian and I'll put you in the Jew oven.

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DarkHippie
08-08-2003, 03:03 PM
"See you at the (Guvenatorial) pahty, Richter."

the poster should also be of him dressed up as Conan, punching out a donkey
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reeshy
08-08-2003, 03:43 PM
Stick around- I will make a good Governor...I lied!!!

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reeshy
08-08-2003, 03:46 PM
Or....

Reporter: Mr. Scharzenegger, what does it mean to be the Governor of California?

Arnold: To crush your enemies, to drive them before you and to hear the lamentations of their liberals!!!

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mdr55
08-08-2003, 04:29 PM
"There is no I in Schwarzen-e-gger but I like black people"

"I know how being a woman feels like, I was pregnant in one of my movies"

"I can bench press the weight of my opponents combined"

"If I have a small D....how come my wife's jaw has changed form when I met her?"

"I shall bring Camelot to California"

"I will cure the brownouts and blackouts by putting more lights in the streets"


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Yerdaddy
08-08-2003, 04:37 PM
[After cutting Grey Davis in half with a chain saw]
Q: "What happened to Davis?"
Ahhnole: "He had to split."

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jamesdiggy
08-08-2003, 06:24 PM
Congratulations Gray Davis, you've been erased.

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Death Metal Moe
08-08-2003, 06:37 PM
Governor Shwarzenegger: Get ready for a surprise!

http://www.sea.fi/foto/total_recall.jpg

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Death Metal Moe
08-08-2003, 06:41 PM
Ir his opponents want to dig up dirt on him, they need look no further than "Hercules in New York."

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Captain Rooster
08-08-2003, 06:56 PM
"My Men are not expendable, but Cali's budget is...vote Austrian."



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HBox
08-08-2003, 07:07 PM
Gray Davis: What can you possibly say that will give the people of California confidence that you can run this state!?

Arnold: You're one ugly motherfucker.

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Melrapuo
08-08-2003, 11:03 PM
"I am not like your normal candidate.
You ship drugs to my state, and one morning you will wake up and find your testicles floating in a glass of water next to your bed."

(if nobody knew, thats from 'Red Heat')

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high fly
08-09-2003, 09:40 AM
The only pro abortion, pro gun control, pro gay rights conservative in the field.

" and they ask me why I drink"

GrimSanity
08-09-2003, 10:39 AM
Vote schwarzenegger DON"T MAKE ME PUNCH YOUR THROAT!!!!

or

i'm arnold Schwarzenegger i'm the Governor you idiot

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DeltaPin
08-09-2003, 07:26 PM
"Get your ass to Sacramento!"

"You're a funny man Gary Coleman, that's why I will kill you last."

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Captain Rooster
08-09-2003, 07:54 PM
"What's a matter Rumsfeld? CIA got you pushing too many pencils?"

"Vote Schwarzenegger and I'll get you 'to the chopper.'"


Predator line and metaphor, Yo.



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high fly
08-10-2003, 10:27 AM
"I vill shrink ta teficit ta vay ta roits shrunk my veenie!"

" and they ask me why I drink"

This message was edited by high fly on 8-13-03 @ 7:51 PM

high fly
08-13-2003, 04:05 PM
Have I topped the pyramid?

" and they ask me why I drink"

Bill From Yorktown
08-13-2003, 04:13 PM
do eeet - vote for me now!!!!

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Bill From Yorktown
08-13-2003, 04:14 PM
your votes - give them to me

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Death Metal Moe
08-13-2003, 05:40 PM
Vote for me and I PROMISE Sinbad will never work again, ANYWHERE!

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Recyclerz
08-13-2003, 06:29 PM
Gray Davis is pretty smart, but Gray's a child, and when it comes to the day of the recall, I am his father. He comes to me for advices. So it's not that hard for me to give him the wrong advices.





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monsterone
08-13-2003, 06:42 PM
you people are too stupid to kill yourselves and now you have ghallager, gary coleman, a porn star, and 250 other shitbags running for governor; if god has any logic or mercy, he'll sink his foresaken peice of land into the ocean... so vote schwarzenegger

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Captain Rooster
08-18-2003, 02:28 PM
Gray Davis is pretty smart, but Gray's a child, and when it comes to the day of the recall, I am his father. He comes to me for advices. So it's not that hard for me to give him the wrong advices.


Awesome. Pumping Iron reference.



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Cybersoldier
08-18-2003, 03:23 PM
He terminated the box office, and now he will terminated his opponets. Voter for arnold

"I'm a candidate, you idiot" vote for Schwarzeneger

If he wins the campagin for him

"I'll be back,the governor's house" vote for Schwarzeneger

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PanterA
08-18-2003, 04:32 PM
"I am da Governator"

"Your votes, give them to me.....now!"

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Cybersoldier
08-18-2003, 05:10 PM
"Vote for me and I will never do another comedy movie again" vote for arnold

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high fly
08-21-2003, 09:47 AM
"I vill shrink ta teficit ta vay ta steroits shrunk my veenie!"


(tee hee -a remote double post)

" and they ask me why I drink"

Doctor Manhattan
08-21-2003, 10:22 AM
I stole this from SofaKingWhat

Ha, I stole it from Fark, but I just made this one from that one:

http://members.cox.net/nicksporsche/arnolddaddy.jpg

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HBox
08-28-2003, 11:07 AM
Arnold makes Bush sound like a Rhodes scholar. I just heard a quote from him on CNN. It was, and I quote, "Gay marriage should be something shared between a man and a woman."

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This message was edited by HBox on 8-28-03 @ 3:09 PM

A.J.
08-28-2003, 11:20 AM
I just heard a quote from him on CNN. It was, and I quote, "Gay marriage should be something shared between a man and a woman."


He was probably referring to the Liza Minnelli-David Gest marriage.

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Furtherman
08-28-2003, 11:34 AM
"Look! Elephant!"

Reephdweller
10-03-2003, 02:45 AM
http://www.sptddog.com/sotp/hitler.jpg

"I admired Hitler..."





CAMPAIGN BOMBSHELL: ARNOLD PRAISED HITLER IN BOOK PROPOSAL (http://www.drudgereport.com/mattaa.htm)

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sr71blackbird
10-03-2003, 02:52 AM
Go! Run!! Get to the voting booth!!!

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NewYorkDragons80
10-03-2003, 03:53 AM
I just heard a quote from him on CNN. It was, and I quote, "Gay marriage should be something shared between a man and a woman."


He was probably referring to the Liza Minnelli-David Gest marriage.
Well played, my friend.

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FUNKMAN
10-03-2003, 05:50 AM
Vote for me and i will provide grope, um I mean hope to all the unwed mothers.


Arnold: "I did not grope them woman, they groped me when they grabbed my hand with their asses"

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Ralphy Ramone
10-04-2003, 11:38 AM
Today your love, tomorrow the World !

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