View Full Version : 2 hot dogs and, um...a Yoo Hoo
Johnny Fontane
08-07-2003, 04:31 PM
My friend and I often patronize a fine hot dog establishment in Fort Lee, NJ by the name of Callahan's. They serve Yoo-Hoo there. Whenever we go, he knows damn well he's getting a Yoo-Hoo. He's got Yoo-Hoo on his mind before we set foot in the door.
But then he orders his food and there's always this long pause before he asks for his Yoo-Hoo, as if it's just a spur of the moment choice of beverage. He's so full of shit, it's amusing. He's obviously self-conscious about drinking Yoo-Hoo at age 39, so he wants to make it look like "oh, what's this, Yoo-Hoo? I haven't had this in ages! What the hell, let's go crazy, I'll have a Yoo-Hoo!"
That's my buddy Jezzsh. He may be making an appearance with me @ Bar 9 on Tuesday. Maybe we can smuggle in some Yoo-Hoos.
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Death Metal Moe
08-07-2003, 04:53 PM
Why should he be ashamed or embarassed to drink Yoo Hoo. There's no age limit on the bottles.
If he asked for a box juice or a warm bottle, then maybe he should be ashamed, but Yoo Hoo is fine.
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nickeye
08-07-2003, 05:04 PM
My friend and I often patronize a fine hot dog establishment
"Oh, you're a <i>great</i> hot dog establishment. Your weiners are just sooo <i>cute</i>. Really."
Ten bucks says I just beat ADF to that one...
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That's my buddy Jezzsh.
Are you sure his name isn't Roger?
"I'd like a Yoo-Hoo and a giant Pop-Tart!"
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FUNKMAN
08-07-2003, 05:30 PM
not much too add but when i was a kid i did get sick after eating hotdogs and chocolate milk... it's a combination that still makes me queezy when i think about it...
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Reephdweller
08-07-2003, 05:42 PM
And I was cravin' for hotdogs today too. I was gonna go to Nathan's, but went to Taco Bell instead (not for hotdogs....hmm hotdog in a taco shell...hmmmm)
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more cowbells
08-07-2003, 06:06 PM
Nesquik kicks Yoo-Hoo's ass.
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sr71blackbird
08-07-2003, 06:08 PM
The last time I had a "corn dog" was 1976!!! I remember it because I was in California on a vacation as a kid with my family and we went to Disney Land and I had a corn dog and went on some rides that made my young belly sick and I threw up corn dogs all over my grand ma's kitchen!!
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flavorsaver
08-09-2003, 09:42 PM
Across the street is HIRAM'S...hit them off for 2 dogs and 2 YOO_HOOs...a much better experience!!
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monsterone
08-09-2003, 09:46 PM
semi-dairy and semi-meat products should never mix.
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Melrapuo
08-09-2003, 09:51 PM
Nesquik kicks Yoo-Hoo's ass.
Hell yea
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Steels
08-09-2003, 10:55 PM
Growing up I practiced the same except my yoo-hoo was with a cheeseburger and across the way at "Hiram's".
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Johnny Fontane
08-10-2003, 06:32 AM
Across the street is HIRAM'S...hit them off for 2 dogs and 2 YOO_HOOs...a much better experience!!
Growing up I practiced the same except my yoo-hoo was with a cheeseburger and across the way at "Hiram's".
Wow, two honorable mentions for Hiram's. There have been many times when I go into Callahan's, and my friend says "I'll be right back." Ten minutes later he shows up with his Hiram's dogs - he smuggles them in like contraband.
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This message was edited by Johnny Fontane on 8-10-03 @ 10:34 AM
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